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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 16:40:43 GMT
Dombrowski: And you want to be my manager? Gary DiSarcina: No, you're way, way, way off. Well, yeah that's the right number, but this is a dugout. DiSarcina: So, Mr. Dombrowski. You a Tigers fan? How would you like to meet Al Kaline? I can have him here in one hour.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 17:11:52 GMT
Gary DiSarcina: No, you're way, way, way off. Well, yeah that's the right number, but this is a dugout. DiSarcina: So, Mr. Dombrowski. You a Tigers fan? How would you like to meet Al Kaline? I can have him here in one hour. DiSarcina starts muttering to himself and gesticulating curiously, but gets no reaction from Dombrowski. DiSarcina: Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. You recognize it? Dombrowski: No. DiSarcina: Mark Fidrych. Very funny. Very funny.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 17:54:25 GMT
DiSarcina: So, Mr. Dombrowski. You a Tigers fan? How would you like to meet Al Kaline? I can have him here in one hour. DiSarcina starts muttering to himself and gesticulating curiously, but gets no reaction from Dombrowski. DiSarcina: Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. You recognize it? Dombrowski: No. DiSarcina: Mark Fidrych. Very funny. Very funny. Pizzabagel, can you help Farrell move this weekend? He's on the 4th floor and his coffee table is a bitch. He's counting on you.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 11, 2017 18:58:49 GMT
Fuckin nail biter! But hey, your Sox made us sweat so don't be down. Now you two can be temporary 'Stros fans with me. We can even get a temporary fan house and temporarily live together!!! Are there any temporary fan houses available in Houston, or should we not even bother looking, MaestroMoe? No, there are no Temporary Houses available, so we'll have to get a Temporary Fan House somewhere in Dallas, AND ON THIS THERE CAN A BE A NO DEBATE A!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 11, 2017 19:01:25 GMT
I guess rhs is happy. He heard the news about Farrell, then went back into his home for about 10 minutes, reemerged then slammed 100 bucks on the counter.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 20:10:42 GMT
DiSarcina starts muttering to himself and gesticulating curiously, but gets no reaction from Dombrowski. DiSarcina: Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. You recognize it? Dombrowski: No. DiSarcina: Mark Fidrych. Very funny. Very funny. Pizzabagel, can you help Farrell move this weekend? He's on the 4th floor and his coffee table is a bitch. He's counting on you. I'll come over to Farrell's place and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak, but I draw the line at helping him move. And I'm not driving him to the airport!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 21:44:36 GMT
Pizzabagel, can you help Farrell move this weekend? He's on the 4th floor and his coffee table is a bitch. He's counting on you. I'll come over to Farrell's place and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak, but I draw the line at helping him move. And I'm not driving him to the airport! He can flush his own toilet. He has nowhere to go. Except maybe to go out and look for sneakers, but you can get him an interview with the Mets, right?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 22:08:55 GMT
I'll come over to Farrell's place and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak, but I draw the line at helping him move. And I'm not driving him to the airport! He can flush his own toilet. He has nowhere to go. Except maybe to go out and look for sneakers, but you can get him an interview with the Mets, right? Farrell, on phone: Hey, pizzabagel. How's about putting in a good word for me with the Wilpons?
Me: Who is this?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 12, 2017 10:27:58 GMT
He can flush his own toilet. He has nowhere to go. Except maybe to go out and look for sneakers, but you can get him an interview with the Mets, right? Farrell, on phone: Hey, pizzabagel . How's about putting in a good word for me with the Wilpons?
Me: Who is this?
Farrell: I could be a meteorologist. I like weather. Remember how I always predicted how the game would be called off due to rain? Pizzabagel: Well, I think you need actual training for that. Farrell: What about an accountant? Pizzabagel: You'd have to be really good at numbers and I don't see that in you. Farrell: I might have made a big mistake starting Fister in game three. Pizzabagel nods.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 12, 2017 10:59:00 GMT
Farrell, on phone: Hey, pizzabagel . How's about putting in a good word for me with the Wilpons?
Me: Who is this?
Farrell: I could be a meteorologist. I like weather. Remember how I always predicted how the game would be called off due to rain? Pizzabagel: Well, I think you need actual training for that. Farrell: What about an accountant? Pizzabagel: You'd have to be really good at numbers and I don't see that in you. Farrell: I might have made a big mistake starting Fister in game three. Pizzabagel nods. Farrell: Maybe I can just go back. Pretend like it never happened. I just show up at spring training like it never happened.
Pizzabagel: But they fired you. I don't think you understand the concept of firing.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 12, 2017 12:39:39 GMT
Farrell: I could be a meteorologist. I like weather. Remember how I always predicted how the game would be called off due to rain? Pizzabagel: Well, I think you need actual training for that. Farrell: What about an accountant? Pizzabagel: You'd have to be really good at numbers and I don't see that in you. Farrell: I might have made a big mistake starting Fister in game three. Pizzabagel nods. Farrell: Maybe I can just go back. Pretend like it never happened. I just show up at spring training like it never happened.
Pizzabagel: But they fired you. I don't think you understand the concept of firing.
Pizzabagel, can you give me a ride home? Farrell needs my car. I guess some female reporter from ESPN said she wants him to make love to her.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 12, 2017 13:42:28 GMT
Farrell: Maybe I can just go back. Pretend like it never happened. I just show up at spring training like it never happened.
Pizzabagel: But they fired you. I don't think you understand the concept of firing.
Pizzabagel, can you give me a ride home? Farrell needs my car. I guess some female reporter from ESPN said she wants him to make love to her. Wait a minute. I've got to see what's up with Brian Butterfield. He's been smacking himself senseless. Is that the "take" sign?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 12, 2017 14:43:17 GMT
Pizzabagel, can you give me a ride home? Farrell needs my car. I guess some female reporter from ESPN said she wants him to make love to her. Wait a minute. I've got to see what's up with Brian Butterfield. He's been smacking himself senseless. Is that the "take" sign? No. It's Boston's latest dance move. It's called "The Farrell" You call out every stupid move he made in the last 6 weeks of the season and you smack yourself in the head each time. Compared to John, Terry Collins looks like Earl Weaver.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 14, 2017 2:34:05 GMT
As a dedicated Yankee hater, all I have to say is this:
LET'S GO ASTROS! LET'S GO ASTROS! LET'S GO ASTROS
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 14, 2017 4:35:45 GMT
Fuck yeah Stros take game 1! Keuchel and Altuve As a dedicated Yankee hater, all I have to say is this: LET'S GO ASTROS! LET'S GO ASTROS! LET'S GO ASTROS Welcome! Goddamnit, welcome!! Here's your key to the Temporary Fan House, these are my temporary housemates pizzabagel and rhs6358, don't mind rhs he's very protective of his cheese. But he provides good beer too.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 14, 2017 9:14:43 GMT
Fuck yeah Stros take game 1! Keuchel and Altuve As a dedicated Yankee hater, all I have to say is this: LET'S GO ASTROS! LET'S GO ASTROS! LET'S GO ASTROS Welcome! Goddamnit, welcome!! Here's your key to the Temporary Fan House, these are my temporary housemates pizzabagel and rhs6358 , don't mind rhs he's very protective of his cheese. But he provides good beer too. I'm with you (especially the Yankee hater part), but the 'Stros better put their hitting shoes on. Just two runs? And they'd better take these first two home games. That's one, baby. One more this afternoon. Now where's that beer?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 14, 2017 10:01:26 GMT
Fuck yeah Stros take game 1! Keuchel and Altuve Welcome! Goddamnit, welcome!! Here's your key to the Temporary Fan House, these are my temporary housemates pizzabagel and rhs6358 , don't mind rhs he's very protective of his cheese. But he provides good beer too. I'm with you (especially the Yankee hater part), but the 'Stros better put their hitting shoes on. Just two runs? And they'd better take these first two home games. That's one, baby. One more this afternoon. Now where's that beer? I have some old bottles of Rheingold downstairs. I save the good stuff for myself. And it's Playoff Time. You fellows help yourself to the cheese. There are some Kraft slices in the fridge and some Velveeta in the pantry that I don't have. Wait, pizzabagel. I said the Kraft slices, they're already sliced. You don't have to cut any cheese. Whoa! Easy there!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 14, 2017 12:18:23 GMT
I'm with you (especially the Yankee hater part), but the 'Stros better put their hitting shoes on. Just two runs? And they'd better take these first two home games. That's one, baby. One more this afternoon. Now where's that beer? I have some old bottles of Rheingold downstairs. I save the good stuff for myself. And it's Playoff Time. You fellows help yourself to the cheese. There are some Kraft slices in the fridge and some Velveeta in the pantry that I don't have. Wait, pizzabagel. I said the Kraft slices, they're already sliced. You don't have to cut any cheese. Whoa! Easy there! They don't make commercials like this anymore. What a production.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 14, 2017 12:30:20 GMT
I have some old bottles of Rheingold downstairs. I save the good stuff for myself. And it's Playoff Time. You fellows help yourself to the cheese. There are some Kraft slices in the fridge and some Velveeta in the pantry that I don't have. Wait, pizzabagel. I said the Kraft slices, they're already sliced. You don't have to cut any cheese. Whoa! Easy there! They don't make commercials like this anymore. What a production.
That's why they went belly-up. They probably paid Rodgers and Hammerstein millions for that jingle. Then there were the special effects. Seriously though, I could spend a good part of an afternoon watching those old 1950's commercials on YouTube.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 14, 2017 13:08:05 GMT
They don't make commercials like this anymore. What a production.
That's why they went belly-up. They probably paid Rodgers and Hammerstein millions for that jingle. Then there were the special effects. Seriously though, I could spend a good part of an afternoon watching those old 1950's commercials on YouTube. Don't go to YouTube, rhs. Don't ... go.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 14, 2017 15:16:41 GMT
That's why they went belly-up. They probably paid Rodgers and Hammerstein millions for that jingle. Then there were the special effects. Seriously though, I could spend a good part of an afternoon watching those old 1950's commercials on YouTube. Don't go to YouTube, rhs. Don't ... go. Someday I'm gonna buy me a video cam and have my own YouTube channel. Someday......*sigh*
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 14, 2017 16:27:47 GMT
Don't go to YouTube, rhs. Don't ... go. Someday I'm gonna buy me a video cam and have my own YouTube channel. Someday......*sigh* Here's the one you want, an Edistone 400. If you buy it, I'll spring for the clapboard.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 14, 2017 16:32:42 GMT
Someday I'm gonna buy me a video cam and have my own YouTube channel. Someday......*sigh* Here's the one you want, an Edistone 400. If you buy it, I'll spring for the clapboard.
I shall also require one of those spiffy hats.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 14, 2017 16:40:19 GMT
Here's the one you want, an Edistone 400. If you buy it, I'll spring for the clapboard.
I shall also require one of those spiffy hats. Well, I think that's the tops. {awkward pause} It's a pun.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 14, 2017 19:37:42 GMT
I shall also require one of those spiffy hats. Well, I think that's the tops. {awkward pause} It's a pun. And a poorly made pun at that. Even by pun standards.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 14, 2017 21:24:46 GMT
Well, I think that's the tops. {awkward pause} It's a pun. And a poorly made pun at that. Even by pun standards. Oh yeah? Well, you're a poor pun standard. High five!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 14, 2017 22:18:39 GMT
And a poorly made pun at that. Even by pun standards. Oh yeah? Well, you're a poor pun standard. High five! I'm poor, so you're half right.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 14, 2017 23:16:18 GMT
2-0!!! What a finish!!!! Altuve is the real deal and he's spectacular!!!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 14, 2017 23:20:19 GMT
Fuck yeah Stros take game 1! Keuchel and Altuve Welcome! Goddamnit, welcome!! Here's your key to the Temporary Fan House, these are my temporary housemates pizzabagel and rhs6358 , don't mind rhs he's very protective of his cheese. But he provides good beer too. I'm with you (especially the Yankee hater part), but the 'Stros better put their hitting shoes on. Just two runs? And they'd better take these first two home games. That's one, baby. One more this afternoon. Now where's that beer? Yeah I'm with you, a win is a win but these razor thin defense battles are scary. Rhs is cookin a few shirts first, then the beer
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 14, 2017 23:23:04 GMT
Someday I'm gonna buy me a video cam and have my own YouTube channel. Someday......*sigh* Here's the one you want, an Edistone 400. If you buy it, I'll spring for the clapboard.
Where's the USB port in this thing?? Does it support Bluetooth??
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