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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 7, 2017 12:10:47 GMT
BOYS! BOYS!You're missing Altuve. Red Sox haven't looked this crappy since Baltimore outscored them 25-4 over the weekend about a month ago. Well, their two "aces" got hammered. This series was quick. Hopefully, John Farrell has only 1 more day of employment and they go out and get a real manager. And some power hitters. Although he still has a position with the Mets, my (former) guy, Terry Collins is available. You can do a lot worse than him.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 13:35:54 GMT
Red Sox haven't looked this crappy since Baltimore outscored them 25-4 over the weekend about a month ago. Well, their two "aces" got hammered. This series was quick. Hopefully, John Farrell has only 1 more day of employment and they go out and get a real manager. And some power hitters. Although he still has a position with the Mets, my (former) guy, Terry Collins is available. You can do a lot worse than him. Collins isn't bad, but for once I'd like to see them go with a younger manager. If only Jim Leyland were 20 years younger.....
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 7, 2017 15:02:15 GMT
Although he still has a position with the Mets, my (former) guy, Terry Collins is available. You can do a lot worse than him. Collins isn't bad, but for once I'd like to see them go with a younger manager. If only Jim Leyland were 20 years younger..... If only Jim Leyland were 20 years younger ... they'd still call him "Old Man Leyland." Maybe they should get the other guy, Brand.
Dombrowski: "If I don't get a new skipper by nine, I'm toast."
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 15:26:19 GMT
Collins isn't bad, but for once I'd like to see them go with a younger manager. If only Jim Leyland were 20 years younger..... If only Jim Leyland were 20 years younger ... they'd still call him "Old Man Leyland." Maybe they should get the other guy, Brand.
Dombrowski: "If I don't get a new skipper by nine, I'm toast."
Hmmmm....an Alan Hale, Jr. type as manager? That's brilliant. "Pedroia! I told you to bunt Mookie over to second! [hits Dustin over the head with his cap]
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 14:19:55 GMT
Maybe a stay of execution for the Sox. Game slated for 2:30 p.m. Might rain. The Sox stay alive!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 16:56:09 GMT
Maybe a stay of execution for the Sox. Game slated for 2:30 p.m. Might rain. The Sox stay alive!! When you look at it that way ... well, that's not a sign of confidence. So there's that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 17:55:13 GMT
Maybe a stay of execution for the Sox. Game slated for 2:30 p.m. Might rain. The Sox stay alive!! When you look at it that way ... well, that's not a sign of confidence. So there's that. Screw it. It stopped raining an hour ago. It's over. Can John Farrell use you as a reference? He may be out tomorrow looking for work.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 18:08:26 GMT
When you look at it that way ... well, that's not a sign of confidence. So there's that. Screw it. It stopped raining an hour ago. It's over. Can John Farrell use you as a reference? He may be out tomorrow looking for work. Are you saying that the Bosox head office didn't ring up Shawmut Wines and Liquors for champagne?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 18:10:22 GMT
Screw it. It stopped raining an hour ago. It's over. Can John Farrell use you as a reference? He may be out tomorrow looking for work. Are you saying that the Bosox head office didn't ring up Shawmut Wines and Liquors for champagne? Nope. It'll be hard liquor by 5:30 this afternoon. I have some Jack Daniels at home, but it's mine!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 18:17:28 GMT
Are you saying that the Bosox head office didn't ring up Shawmut Wines and Liquors for champagne? Nope. It'll be hard liquor by 5:30 this afternoon. I have some Jack Daniels at home, but it's mine! And if a down-and-out Farrell should somehow come a-knockin' on your door you'd turn him away? Good for you, Jack (Daniels)!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 18:18:33 GMT
Nope. It'll be hard liquor by 5:30 this afternoon. I have some Jack Daniels at home, but it's mine! And if a down-and-out Farrell should somehow come a-knockin' on your door you'd turn him away? Good for you, Jack (Daniels)! I'll let him sweep my porch. The one that I don't have. It'll take him 3 hours to even notice.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 23:31:28 GMT
And if a down-and-out Farrell should somehow come a-knockin' on your door you'd turn him away? Good for you, Jack (Daniels)! I'll let him sweep my porch. The one that I don't have. It'll take him 3 hours to even notice. Congratulations on your win today. Your nonexistent porch will have to wait for sweeping by Farrell.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 9, 2017 2:53:49 GMT
I'm guessing the Astros found a restaurant they like in Boston so they lost so they could stay another day. That has to be it......it HAS to!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 9, 2017 7:58:25 GMT
I'll let him sweep my porch. The one that I don't have. It'll take him 3 hours to even notice. Congratulations on your win today. Your nonexistent porch will have to wait for sweeping by Farrell. Not a problem. It's a holiday and I need time to get some references on him. I don't just hire people. They have to pass my strict guidelines.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 9, 2017 7:59:29 GMT
I'm guessing the Astros found a restaurant they like in Boston so they lost so they could stay another day. That has to be it......it HAS to! Nice beds at the hotel and chowdah. Fear not, there will be no game 5. When the Sox have to hit a "homer" that pops out of someone's glove, it goes beyond pathetic.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 9, 2017 9:43:21 GMT
Congratulations on your win today. Your nonexistent porch will have to wait for sweeping by Farrell. Not a problem. It's a holiday and I need time to get some references on him. I don't just hire people. They have to pass my strict guidelines. "Is this guy breathing?" "Um, barely." "Hire this man!"
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 9, 2017 10:45:29 GMT
Game 4. 1:08 this afternoon (1:08? ). Tricky Ricky Porcello on the mound. Weather forecast: showers, rain on and off throughout the day. Maybe John Farrell will pull another rabbit out of his hat and put Chris Sale in left field. Sale charges after the fly ball and....OHHH....slips on the wet grass, breaking his arm. Farrell blames lack of conditioning. Gets 3-year extension.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 9, 2017 21:33:19 GMT
Sox lose. Another disappointing season.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 9, 2017 21:35:30 GMT
Sox lose. Another disappointing season. Not as disappointing as mine was, but I sympathize with you. Semper Fenway!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 9, 2017 23:36:18 GMT
Fuckin nail biter! But hey, your Sox made us sweat so don't be down. Now you two can be temporary 'Stros fans with me. We can even get a temporary fan house and temporarily live together!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 9, 2017 23:41:18 GMT
Fuckin nail biter! But hey, your Sox made us sweat so don't be down. Now you two can be temporary 'Stros fans with me. We can even get a temporary fan house and temporarily live together!!! Are there any temporary fan houses available in Houston, or should we not even bother looking, MaestroMoe?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2017 8:01:22 GMT
Fuckin nail biter! But hey, your Sox made us sweat so don't be down. Now you two can be temporary 'Stros fans with me. We can even get a temporary fan house and temporarily live together!!! Of the teams remaining, I'm rooting for Houston. If not them, then probably Arizona.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2017 9:11:56 GMT
Fuckin nail biter! But hey, your Sox made us sweat so don't be down. Now you two can be temporary 'Stros fans with me. We can even get a temporary fan house and temporarily live together!!! Of the teams remaining, I'm rooting for Houston. If not them, then probably Arizona. Hey! See this? Sweep-o de October-o! D-backs, bye-bye-o!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2017 10:19:49 GMT
Of the teams remaining, I'm rooting for Houston. If not them, then probably Arizona. Hey! See this? Sweep-o de October-o! D-backs, bye-bye-o! No, you don't understand. I'm rooting for the state of Arizona to have a warm and wonderful winter. Maybe I should have been clearer.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2017 11:10:31 GMT
Hey! See this? Sweep-o de October-o! D-backs, bye-bye-o! No, you don't understand. I'm rooting for the state of Arizona to have a warm and wonderful winter. Maybe I should have been clearer. I feel reborn! I'm like a D-back rising from Phoenix!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 14:00:31 GMT
Fire this man! Well, don't rehire him.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 14:44:35 GMT
Fire this man! Well, don't rehire him.
Now, Sox fans are clamoring for the team to hire Jason Varitek as manager. Seriously, I need a new team to latch onto. How about the Phillies? They could use some love.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 14:48:42 GMT
Fire this man! Well, don't rehire him.
Now, Sox fans are clamoring for the team to hire Jason Varitek as manager. Seriously, I need a new team to latch onto. How about the Phillies? They could use some love. Varitek? Isn't that the credit bureau that was recently hacked?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 16:10:18 GMT
Now, Sox fans are clamoring for the team to hire Jason Varitek as manager. Seriously, I need a new team to latch onto. How about the Phillies? They could use some love. Varitek? Isn't that the credit bureau that was recently hacked? Dombrowski: And you want to be my manager?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 16:32:55 GMT
Varitek? Isn't that the credit bureau that was recently hacked? Dombrowski: And you want to be my manager? Gary DiSarcina: No, you're way, way, way off. Well, yeah that's the right number, but this is a dugout.
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