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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 2, 2017 8:06:50 GMT
It's not you, pizzabagel. It's Farrell. He's been using Blake Swihart, a catcher, who has a bum ankle, as a pinch-runner. Methinks. No. Mehopes that if the Sox get blown out in the first round, Farrell gets canned. He's not doing Gary Fogel a second time. Your cancer won't save your job again. You bad manager. You veddy bad manager. Getting off topic, I realized who John Farrell looks like: Charles Napier (of the Good 'Ol Boys in The Blues Brothers)
Damn, you're right. And it's too bad Duke Phillips from The Critic is no longer with us. They could do a film called "Idiot Manager" and Napier could star as Farrell.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 3, 2017 1:11:04 GMT
3-1 series. See you on Thursday, Mr.Rhs. I'll bring the champagne coolies and battery sized cheese blocks!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2017 14:18:15 GMT
3-1 series. See you on Thursday, Mr.Rhs. I'll bring the champagne coolies and battery sized cheese blocks! Save some of that bubbly for the possible Verlander or Keuchel no-hitter.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 4, 2017 1:37:36 GMT
So that means you want all the cheese blocks?? Just remember that if you bite it, you bought it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 4, 2017 10:26:43 GMT
No way. If the cheese doesn't "do it" for me, I'm putting it back. Now who ya got on Yankees-Indians. I say Cleveland.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 4, 2017 12:16:41 GMT
Elaine: Did you have fun?
Ervin Santana and Paul Molitor: Yeah.
Molitor: For a little while.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 4, 2017 16:04:54 GMT
Elaine: Did you have fun? Ervin Santana and Paul Molitor: Yeah. Molitor: For a little while. Girardi: Who wants to have some fun? Molitor: Nah.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 4, 2017 16:19:17 GMT
Elaine: Did you have fun? Ervin Santana and Paul Molitor: Yeah. Molitor: For a little while. Girardi: Who wants to have some fun? Molitor: Nah. Girardi: Now are you just sayin' you don't want to have fun or do you really not want to have fun? Molitor: I really wanna rest up for 2018.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 4, 2017 16:43:31 GMT
Girardi: Who wants to have some fun? Molitor: Nah. Girardi: Now are you just sayin' you don't want to have fun or do you really not want to have fun? Molitor: I really wanna rest up for 2018. Just as well. I couldn't fathom the Twins throwing Big Sexy out there against the Indians.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 4, 2017 20:50:35 GMT
Girardi: Now are you just sayin' you don't want to have fun or do you really not want to have fun? Molitor: I really wanna rest up for 2018. Just as well. I couldn't fathom the Twins throwing Big Sexy out there against the Indians. Big Sexy '17 could probably swallow Bartolo Colón '98 whole and still have room for dessert.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 4, 2017 21:05:28 GMT
Just as well. I couldn't fathom the Twins throwing Big Sexy out there against the Indians. Big Sexy '17 could probably swallow Bartolo Colón '98 whole and still have room for dessert.
Colon pitched for the Montreal Expos, for crying out loud. The guy's older than dinosaur shit.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 4, 2017 21:43:28 GMT
Big Sexy '17 could probably swallow Bartolo Colón '98 whole and still have room for dessert.
Colon pitched for the Montreal Expos, for crying out loud. The guy's older than dinosaur shit. He's from the Dominican Republic, for crying out loud! The Dominican Republic! Do you understand?! And fossilized feces is called a coprolite.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 4, 2017 21:50:10 GMT
Colon pitched for the Montreal Expos, for crying out loud. The guy's older than dinosaur shit. He's from the Dominican Republic, for crying out loud! The Dominican Republic! Do you understand?! And fossilized feces is called a coprolite. Fun Fact: Fossilized Feces was Bartolo's nickname in Montreal. Also "Le Grande Pew"
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 21:46:08 GMT
I saw this on the subway a few months ago. Hey, kid, they're not that kind of Indians.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 8:09:16 GMT
I saw this on the subway a few months ago. Hey, kid, they're not that kind of Indians.
Pizzabagel, you and I have to help John Farrell move next week. He's probably gone.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 9:46:53 GMT
I saw this on the subway a few months ago. Hey, kid, they're not that kind of Indians.
Pizzabagel, you and I have to help John Farrell move next week. He's probably gone. Me: So who's next at the helm? Will Farrell?
rhs: It's Ferrell. Will Ferrell.
Me: Er. No, you cut me off. I was about to ask "Will Farrell name his successor?" {Whew! Good catch on my part!}
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 10:41:37 GMT
Pizzabagel, you and I have to help John Farrell move next week. He's probably gone. Me: So who's next at the helm? Will Farrell?
rhs: It's Ferrell. Will Ferrell.
Me: Er. No, you cut me off. I was about to ask "Will Farrell name his successor?" {Whew! Good catch on my part!}
I think we have a sitcom here. Bobby Valentine appears as a Joel Horneck-type character. Always showing up, hoping to get the manager's job back. Valentine: So when are you going to interview me for the job? Dombrowski: Well, Friday I'm helping my cousin with his homework. Valentine: Saturday? Dombrowski: Nope. Choir practice.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 10:42:49 GMT
Colon pitched for the Montreal Expos, for crying out loud. The guy's older than dinosaur shit. He's from the Dominican Republic, for crying out loud! The Dominican Republic! Do you understand?! And fossilized feces is called a coprolite. You know, Colon is planning on playing in 2018. He made a promise to his late mother. What did he say? "I'll retire when I hit 400 pounds"?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 11:19:56 GMT
He's from the Dominican Republic, for crying out loud! The Dominican Republic! Do you understand?! And fossilized feces is called a coprolite. You know, Colon is planning on playing in 2018. He made a promise to his late mother. What did he say? "I'll retire when I hit 400 pounds"? Colón's mother's spirit: You can't break 400. Colón: I'll eat a Clark bar. Colón's mother's spirit: Keep goin'.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 11:22:34 GMT
Me: So who's next at the helm? Will Farrell?
rhs: It's Ferrell. Will Ferrell.
Me: Er. No, you cut me off. I was about to ask "Will Farrell name his successor?" {Whew! Good catch on my part!}
I think we have a sitcom here. Bobby Valentine appears as a Joel Horneck-type character. Always showing up, hoping to get the manager's job back. Valentine: So when are you going to interview me for the job? Dombrowski: Well, Friday I'm helping my cousin with his homework. Valentine: Saturday? Dombrowski: Nope. Choir practice. Valentine calls up Dombrowski, and Dombro uses Elaine's hair dryer trick to cut the call short.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 11:26:33 GMT
I think we have a sitcom here. Bobby Valentine appears as a Joel Horneck-type character. Always showing up, hoping to get the manager's job back. Valentine: So when are you going to interview me for the job? Dombrowski: Well, Friday I'm helping my cousin with his homework. Valentine: Saturday? Dombrowski: Nope. Choir practice. Valentine calls up Dombrowski, and Dombro uses Elaine's hair dryer trick to cut the call short. If the hair dryer is Dombrowski's, it probably doesn't even work.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 11:27:05 GMT
You know, Colon is planning on playing in 2018. He made a promise to his late mother. What did he say? "I'll retire when I hit 400 pounds"? Colón's mother's spirit: You can't break 400. Colón: I'll eat a Clark bar. Colón's mother's spirit: Keep goin'. Colon looks down at the wastebasket: Oooh, an eclair!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 11:35:22 GMT
Valentine calls up Dombrowski, and Dombro uses Elaine's hair dryer trick to cut the call short. If the hair dryer is Dombrowski's, it probably doesn't even work. So what's the word on Nunie? Gone for the rest of the post-season, which, by the way, is almost over?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 11:38:10 GMT
Colón's mother's spirit: You can't break 400. Colón: I'll eat a Clark bar. Colón's mother's spirit: Keep goin'. Colon looks down at the wastebasket: Oooh, an eclair! Not on a doily, and buried beneath napkins full of partially-chewed mutton. Colón: Mmm! A Clark bar's got nuttin' on an eclair under mutton!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 11:57:59 GMT
If the hair dryer is Dombrowski's, it probably doesn't even work. So what's the word on Nunie? Gone for the rest of the post-season, which, by the way, is almost over? I hope they re-sign Nunez, although I doubt it will happen. He's made quite an impression with the fans.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 11:58:30 GMT
Colon looks down at the wastebasket: Oooh, an eclair! Not on a doily, and buried beneath napkins full of partially-chewed mutton. Colón: Mmm! A Clark bar's got nuttin' on an eclair under mutton! Mutton-scented eclair? That's gold, pizzabagel! Gold!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 6, 2017 16:06:44 GMT
I miss the days when the Astros were the cellar dwellers of the NL Central... now it seems to be the Cincinnati Reds.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 16:31:48 GMT
I miss the days when the Astros were the cellar dwellers of the NL Central... now it seems to be the Cincinnati Reds. Still better being a Reds fan now than when Marge Schott owned the team.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 7, 2017 0:16:13 GMT
BOYS! BOYS! You're missing Altuve.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 10:59:48 GMT
BOYS! BOYS!You're missing Altuve. Red Sox haven't looked this crappy since Baltimore outscored them 25-4 over the weekend about a month ago. Well, their two "aces" got hammered. This series was quick. Hopefully, John Farrell has only 1 more day of employment and they go out and get a real manager. And some power hitters.
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