Give us your former IMDb members, your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, the unhappy, the sad, the slow, the ugly, people that can't drive, that they have trouble merging

if they can't stay in their lane, if they don't signal, they can't parallel park, if they're sneezing, if they're stuffed up, if they're clogged, if they have bad penmanship, don't return calls

if they have dandruff, food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit, missed a spot shaving

in other words any fan of Seinfeld that you can somehow cattle prod onto a wagon, send them over, we want 'em.

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