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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 23, 2017 3:42:21 GMT
The worse it is the better, because it's all attitude. I'll start:
What's the deal with the alt-right? Is it a political movement or a command on my computer? Am I right, people?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 23, 2017 3:55:29 GMT
What's the deal with Daylight saving time? What are we saving it from? and how come there's no nightlight saving time? Am I right people?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 23, 2017 6:09:42 GMT
What's the deal with pizzabagel?? Is he a pizza topped with bagels? Or a bagel made from pizza?? Why not be both and go by pizzaHYPHENbagel??? Or pizzaSPACEbagel?? Or pizzaANDbagel. Am I right, me breddahs? The worse it is the better, because it's all attitude. I'll start: What's the deal with the alt-right? Is it a political movement or a command on my computer? Am I right, people?I thought you said "the worse, the better"? That's gold, Delta! GOLD!!!
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 23, 2017 6:31:58 GMT
What's the deal with pizzabagel?? Is he a pizza topped with bagels? Or a bagel made from pizza?? Why not be both and go by pizzaHYPHENbagel??? Or pizzaSPACEbagel?? Or pizzaANDbagel. ... None of that punctuation makes any sense when you know the true origin of pizzabagel. It's a fascinating story, but not one for me to share.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 23, 2017 6:45:19 GMT
What's the deal with Daylight saving time?. What are we saving it from?, and how come there's no nightlight saving time?. Am I right people?. In Arizona, there is no Daylight Saving Time or Mountain Daylight Time, just Mountain Standard Time. Nevertheless, we do our fair share of adjusting, because everyone else changes and fouls up our schedules. I also have an atomic clock that doesn't have a year-round standard time feature. I have to reset it manually twice a year. It's the only clock I have now that's on Pacific Daylight Time.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 23, 2017 6:57:17 GMT
SirMoeHimself : There is in fact a pizza made in Venice Beach, California that comes with bagel crust. Oh, it's an orgiastic feast for the senses... See the first sentence of the second paragraph: Abbott's PizzaPerhaps our friend pizzabagel can change his handle to pizzabagelcrust? GASP!!! Oh, oh, oh OJ. OJ Pizzabagel! Please, please, please change your name to OJ!
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 23, 2017 7:27:36 GMT
... a pizza made in Venice Beach, California that comes with bagel crust. Oh, it's an orgiastic feast for the senses ... Abbott's PizzaAnd Abbott's has calzones! Here is a picture of one of them. I see at least two things wrong with this calzone. Can you experts tell me what they are?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 10:01:16 GMT
SirMoeHimself : There is in fact a pizza made in Venice Beach, California that comes with bagel crust. Oh, it's an orgiastic feast for the senses... See the first sentence of the second paragraph: Abbott's PizzaPerhaps our friend pizzabagel can change his handle to pizzabagelcrust? GASP!!! Oh, oh, oh OJ. OJ Pizzabagel! Please, please, please change your name to OJ! I'd change my name to Remybagel if I get to wear a beret.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 23, 2017 10:15:31 GMT
SirMoeHimself : There is in fact a pizza made in Venice Beach, California that comes with bagel crust. Oh, it's an orgiastic feast for the senses... See the first sentence of the second paragraph: Abbott's PizzaPerhaps our friend pizzabagel can change his handle to pizzabagelcrust? GASP!!! Oh, oh, oh OJ. OJ Pizzabagel! Please, please, please change your name to OJ! I'd change my name to Remybagel if I get to wear a beret. Sweet! You and I can hunker down with your Dad and watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. Pass me that bowl of nuts, Papa!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 13:09:57 GMT
I'd change my name to Remybagel if I get to wear a beret. Sweet! You and I can hunker down with your Dad and watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. Pass me that bowl of nuts, Papa! C'mon, scooch over, rhs6358.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 23, 2017 13:46:28 GMT
Sweet! You and I can hunker down with your Dad and watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. Pass me that bowl of nuts, Papa! C'mon, scooch over, rhs6358 . A. I don't "scooch". B. It's my sofa. and C. Watch it with that grape juice.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 14:11:50 GMT
A. I don't "scooch". B. It's my sofa. and C. Watch it with that grape juice. Oh, don't worry about the grape juice. {exhales a loud sigh of relief, then stands up from sofa}
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 23, 2017 14:21:21 GMT
*What's the deal with nasal sprays? If your nose is stuffed up, how do they expect people to inhale medicine through their nostrils? Am I right, people?
*a real-time observation, since pollen / allergies have me completely stuffed up.
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Post by Lomez on Mar 23, 2017 15:41:47 GMT
Don't a tell pizzabagel to scooch,..you aggravate a his a condition!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 23, 2017 15:47:25 GMT
A. I don't "scooch". B. It's my sofa. and C. Watch it with that grape juice. Oh, don't worry about the grape juice. {exhales a loud sigh of relief, then stands up from sofa} Wait. What's that on my sofa, pizzabagel? Is that....? IT'S PEE!!!! pizzabagel peed on my couch!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 17:32:27 GMT
Oh, don't worry about the grape juice. {exhales a loud sigh of relief, then stands up from sofa} Wait. What's that on my sofa, pizzabagel? Is that....? IT'S PEE!!!! pizzabagel peed on my couch! What are you getting upset about? It's organic, just like Buddy Hackett.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 23, 2017 17:46:53 GMT
Alright you guys shut up and let's get back on topic, I don't wanna get PHYSICAL HEYA!! SERENITY N.....
What's the deal with toilet paper?? You're not papering your toilet. Your toilet can't read the paper. That paper is for your ass. It should be called ass paper, or paper for your ass. Am I right, people?!?!?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 23, 2017 18:18:31 GMT
Wait. What's that on my sofa, pizzabagel? Is that....? IT'S PEE!!!! pizzabagel peed on my couch! What are you getting upset about? It's organic, just like Buddy Hackett. Aww, Buddy Hackett sucks.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 23, 2017 20:38:10 GMT
What's the deal with rotating your tires? Don't they rotate as you drive!
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 23, 2017 21:59:49 GMT
I got nuthin
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 22:17:41 GMT
What are you getting upset about? It's organic, just like Buddy Hackett. Aww, Buddy Hackett sucks.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 23, 2017 22:18:54 GMT
What's the deal with cancer? You can't live your life like you used to. You can't work. They should call it can't-cer.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 22:26:26 GMT
What's the deal with cancer? You can't live your life like you used to. You can't work. They should call it can't-cer. That's actually pretty clever wordplay. Did you ever think of trying your hand at stand-up? High-five!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 24, 2017 0:11:32 GMT
what's the deal with march madness? i mean, college coaches are mad not just in march during the games! i mean, what's the deal?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 24, 2017 4:11:12 GMT
What's the deal with cancer? You can't live your life like you used to. You can't work. They should call it can't-cer. I read a sad cancer story today. A 30-year-old mom had apparently beaten ovarian cancer. She gave birth to twins via C-section and died of a heart attack the next day. The twins are doing OK.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 10:24:18 GMT
Whoa. Tough crowd.
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Mar 24, 2017 14:12:46 GMT
Grape Nuts...You open it up, no grapes, no nuts! What's the deal?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 14:46:09 GMT
And Melba Toast isn't really toast, is it? It's just a damned cracker. And where's Melba? You lied!
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 24, 2017 14:59:32 GMT
What's the deal with stand-up comedy? I mean why do I have to stand-up? Can I do sit-down comedy if I want to? You know, maybe telling some jokes while sitting in one of those director's chairs? And while I'm there, how about some lie-down comed
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 15:19:46 GMT
What's the deal with stand-up comedy? I mean why do I have to stand-up? Can I do sit-down comedy if I want to? You know, maybe telling some jokes while sitting in one of those director's chairs? And while I'm there, how about some lie-down comed Are you OK? It looks like some heckler cut you off in mid-joke.
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