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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 7, 2017 11:00:06 GMT
What's the deal with Hawkeye Costanza?? Is he still the Admin?? Does he even show up? And what is a Hawkeye?? Is it a person with Hawkeye vision?? Is the eye of a Hawk even anything special?? Is it a Hawk with a Hawkeye?? So wouldn't it just be an Eye?? Could we just call him Eye Costanza?? Eye Costanza sounds like an Apple product. Does Hawkeye use a Hawkeye app?? Wouldn't that be redundant for Hawkeye with a Hawkeye to use a Hawkeye app for his Hawkeye which is just an eye??? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'm gonna keep my eye on him.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 7, 2017 11:02:11 GMT
Hey, I like it chilly. If I have to take out an old crank, that's the breaks. Let me guess: you're that dude from the old HP Lovecraft story who has to have the inside temperature cranked down to near freezing or you'll die. Was that the same guy who put plaster in the corners of his room so the evil ones couldn't get through the edges?
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 7, 2017 15:21:58 GMT
Let me guess: you're that dude from the old HP Lovecraft story who has to have the inside temperature cranked down to near freezing or you'll die. Was that the same guy who put plaster in the corners of his room so the evil ones couldn't get through the edges? I was plastered last night. Sale on bourbon at my local liquor store.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 7, 2017 16:06:06 GMT
Was that the same guy who put plaster in the corners of his room so the evil ones couldn't get through the edges? I was plastered last night. Sale on bourbon at my local liquor store. Plastered. I wonder where that expression came from. Probably from some smashed home repair guy who fell face-first into a trough of plaster. His buddies went viral with it, and the rest is history.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 16:06:34 GMT
Hey, I like it chilly. If I have to take out an old crank, that's the breaks. Let me guess: you're that dude from the old HP Lovecraft story who has to have the inside temperature cranked down to near freezing or you'll die. I think he's this guy:
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Post by π¬ππ on Nov 7, 2017 16:58:13 GMT
What's the deal with Hawkeye Costanza?? Is he still the Admin?? Does he even show up? And what is a Hawkeye?? Is it a person with Hawkeye vision?? Is the eye of a Hawk even anything special?? Is it a Hawk with a Hawkeye?? So wouldn't it just be an Eye?? Could we just call him Eye Costanza?? Eye Costanza sounds like an Apple product. Does Hawkeye use a Hawkeye app?? Wouldn't that be redundant for Hawkeye with a Hawkeye to use a Hawkeye app for his Hawkeye which is just an eye??? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I saw a trick crossword puzzle clue once: Hawkeye on M*A*S*H RADAR Can you see why that makes sense?
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 7, 2017 17:16:27 GMT
What's the deal with Hawkeye Costanza?? Is he still the Admin?? Does he even show up? And what is a Hawkeye?? Is it a person with Hawkeye vision?? Is the eye of a Hawk even anything special?? Is it a Hawk with a Hawkeye?? So wouldn't it just be an Eye?? Could we just call him Eye Costanza?? Eye Costanza sounds like an Apple product. Does Hawkeye use a Hawkeye app?? Wouldn't that be redundant for Hawkeye with a Hawkeye to use a Hawkeye app for his Hawkeye which is just an eye??? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I saw a trick crossword puzzle clue once: Hawkeye on M*A*S*H RADAR Can you see why that makes sense? I like the Jumble.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 7, 2017 18:45:31 GMT
What's the deal with Hawkeye Costanza?? Is he still the Admin?? Does he even show up? And what is a Hawkeye?? Is it a person with Hawkeye vision?? Is the eye of a Hawk even anything special?? Is it a Hawk with a Hawkeye?? So wouldn't it just be an Eye?? Could we just call him Eye Costanza?? Eye Costanza sounds like an Apple product. Does Hawkeye use a Hawkeye app?? Wouldn't that be redundant for Hawkeye with a Hawkeye to use a Hawkeye app for his Hawkeye which is just an eye??? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I saw a trick crossword puzzle clue once: Hawkeye on M*A*S*H RADAR Can you see why that makes sense? Very good. Very good. You know something? No solution for you in tomorrow's paper!
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 7, 2017 19:27:09 GMT
I saw a trick crossword puzzle clue once: Hawkeye on M*A*S*H RADAR Can you see why that makes sense? Very good. Very good. You know something? No solution for you in tomorrow's paper! Wouldn't the answer have been AALDA?
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Post by π¬ππ on Nov 7, 2017 19:38:19 GMT
I saw a trick crossword puzzle clue once: Hawkeye on M*A*S*H RADAR Can you see why that makes sense? Very good. Very good. You know something? No solution for you in tomorrow's paper! pizzabagel , you're the one I thought could figure this one out. The newspaper* did get a lot of irate calls from people who didn't think it through. *Don't know source, couldn't find it in the New York Times crossword database at xwordinfo.com/finder
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 7, 2017 21:25:02 GMT
Very good. Very good. You know something? No solution for you in tomorrow's paper! pizzabagel , you're the one I thought could figure this one out. The newspaper* did get a lot of irate calls from people who didn't think it through. *Don't know source, couldn't find it in the New York Times crossword database at xwordinfo.com/finderI might have gotten it, but only after filling in some of the letters from the crossing words. Then and only then would the light bulb have gone on, accompanied by a loud groan.
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Post by snelling on Nov 14, 2017 17:17:17 GMT
I sometimes go to the Burger King and order two Whoppers Junior for $6 dollars. Good one with the "two Whoppers Junior." But what is "$6 dollars"? It's either $6 or 6 dollars. $6 dollars is six dollars dollars.
Actually it's pronounced "dollar-sign six dollars."
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 7, 2022 21:14:02 GMT
What's the deal with the expression "if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Why does it have to be a tree falling in the woods? Why can't it be any scenario involving sound and people aren't around to hear it? I don't understand stuff like that.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Apr 8, 2022 14:13:46 GMT
Whatβs the deal with opening day? I didnβt see a closed sign on the baseball stadium.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 8, 2022 15:19:40 GMT
Whatβs the deal with opening day? I didnβt see a closed sign on the baseball stadium.
"Well, maybe there should be a closed sign. Geooorge!"
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 15, 2022 5:38:54 GMT
What's the deal with this board?! We post about Seinfeld and things. Why not post about things then Seinfeld. AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Apr 16, 2022 22:08:03 GMT
What the deal with Saturday? Are you suppose to sit?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 24, 2022 3:48:25 GMT
So what's the deal with ASMR? and how exactly does it give you shingles?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Aug 24, 2022 15:07:23 GMT
What is the deal with traffic lights? They donβt light it up!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 24, 2022 15:50:02 GMT
What is the deal with traffic lights? They donβt light it up! You need traffic lights that really light up. Like Liza!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Oct 3, 2022 22:12:35 GMT
So what's the deal with car dealerships? They don't sell ships. Am I right people?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Oct 4, 2022 1:37:35 GMT
What's the deal with Raxx? He should change his screenname already. Am I right, people?!?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Oct 26, 2022 23:11:57 GMT
So what's the deal with the Mid-Atlantic accent from the old movies? Those movies weren't set in the Atlantic Ocean. Am I right people?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 26, 2022 23:43:25 GMT
So what's the deal with the Mid-Atlantic accent from the old movies? Those movies weren't set in the Atlantic Ocean. Am I right people? Bania: Why is there no mid-Pacific accent?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Oct 27, 2022 1:45:50 GMT
What the deal with Saturday? Are you suppose to sit? And at night, why not just call it Saturnight, instead of Saturday night. I don't understand stuff like that.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 1, 2022 20:49:36 GMT
So what's the deal with chauvinism? is that a french term for getting hot flashes or something?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 9, 2022 22:56:04 GMT
So what's the deal with certain words needing a hyphen but not others?
Make-out
Takeout
Why can't we just make up out minds? I don't understand stuff like that, am I right people?
Waitress: The hyphenated word is an adjective, the non-hyphenated word is a noun, get it? *scratches her cheek with the middle finger.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Dec 8, 2022 4:07:09 GMT
So what's the deal with The Spanish Steps. They're in Rome, they should be called The Italian Steps....am I right people?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Dec 9, 2022 4:57:14 GMT
So what's the deal with incels? If they can't get laid, what do we call people who do get laid, outcels?
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Post by NJtoTX on Dec 10, 2022 2:48:15 GMT
What's the deal with Americans keeping the s in advertise?
Was this where we finally drew the line and said why are we changing s to z when we never needed to?
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