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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 24, 2017 15:25:21 GMT
What's the deal with stand-up comedy? I mean why do I have to stand-up? Can I do sit-down comedy if I want to? You know, maybe telling some jokes while sitting in one of those director's chairs? And while I'm there, how about some lie-down comed Are you OK? It looks like some heckler cut you off in mid-joke. The only stench is coming from you.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 15:36:11 GMT
Are you OK? It looks like some heckler cut you off in mid-joke. The only stench is coming from you. You're back on the wagon again? Or is it off? I forget, it's been so long for me.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 16:32:01 GMT
You know, the Ovaltine joke is great. You have an "oval", which is a nice shape. And a "teen", so it appeals to America's youth. No, come to think of it, an oval teen would be a fat kid. Screw it.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 26, 2017 0:54:52 GMT
The only stench is coming from you. You're back on the wagon again? Or is it off? I forget, it's been so long for me. In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 26, 2017 12:36:44 GMT
You're back on the wagon again? Or is it off? I forget, it's been so long for me. In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town? Pipelines?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 14:00:41 GMT
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town? Pipelines? Damn! I thought it was rickshaws.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 26, 2017 16:10:52 GMT
Damn! I thought it was rickshaws. That's how they hauled the Yuengling beer in China. What? Yuengling isn't Chinese? It's a German name? What's up with that?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 17:23:42 GMT
Oh, you think because I use rickshaw to deliver beer, I must be Chinese. Oh, please honorable man, let me have beer.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 26, 2017 19:19:01 GMT
Oh, you think because I use rickshaw to deliver beer, I must be Chinese. Oh, please honorable man, let me have beer. Oh please, mon, please! And make it Red Stripe!
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 26, 2017 19:22:37 GMT
What's the deal with free testosterone? Whose giving it away and where can I get it. I've been having,... problems. BIG problems.
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 26, 2017 19:25:03 GMT
And Applebees - you got free apps, right. I made room for them on my phone, as many as ya got!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 26, 2017 21:40:38 GMT
Oh, you think because I use rickshaw to deliver beer, I must be Chinese. Oh, please honorable man, let me have beer. Oh please, mon, please! And make it Red Stripe!
I have some in my stash. It's pretty tasty.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 18:11:12 GMT
What's the deal with Easter? What does a rabbit hiding eggs have to do with the resurrection of Jesus? And why a rabbit? The last time I checked, rabbits don't lay eggs. Am I right, people?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Apr 17, 2017 1:48:40 GMT
What's the deal with reality shows? Especially when they have the staged Q&A "reunion" episodes. I don't get it! Am I right, people?
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Post by snelling on Apr 17, 2017 13:18:30 GMT
What's the deal with Dyngus Day? I thought a 'dingus' was a fictional object. Like a 'widget!' And what's the deal with pussywillows? There is no pussy involved. Am I right people?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 17, 2017 13:27:16 GMT
What's the deal with yoga retreats? They feed you all that curry, yogurt, and spices and expect you to bend and squat afterwards. Apparently, they like having everyone percolating, am I right people?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 17, 2017 18:45:48 GMT
What's the deal with deals?? You deal with deals, or deal deals, or deal with deals that someone else deals, or deal a deal to someone who deals with dealing deals. You can give or take a deal, hopefully for something ideal. And is something I deal ideal?? I mean, WHAT'S THE DEAL?? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!? If I'm wrong well, deal with it!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 17, 2017 19:45:24 GMT
What's the deal with deals?? You deal with deals, or deal deals, or deal with deals that someone else deals, or deal a deal to someone who deals with dealing deals. You can give or take a deal, hopefully for something ideal. And is something I deal ideal?? I mean, WHAT'S THE DEAL?? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!? If I'm wrong well, deal with it! You seem to enjoy the word "deal". I guess it's a cool word. It's an anagram of "lead" or "dale". You can put an "I" in front of it to make "Ideal", which is even better.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 17, 2017 20:33:29 GMT
What's the deal with deals?? You deal with deals, or deal deals, or deal with deals that someone else deals, or deal a deal to someone who deals with dealing deals. You can give or take a deal, hopefully for something ideal. And is something I deal ideal?? I mean, WHAT'S THE DEAL?? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!? If I'm wrong well, deal with it! Well that was quite an ordeal. I wish I just had the last ten seconds of my life back.
You want to talk about deals? Check out this clip from "Rabbitson Crusoe," at around 0:45.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 17, 2017 21:52:22 GMT
What's the deal with deals?? You deal with deals, or deal deals, or deal with deals that someone else deals, or deal a deal to someone who deals with dealing deals. You can give or take a deal, hopefully for something ideal. And is something I deal ideal?? I mean, WHAT'S THE DEAL?? AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?!?!?!? If I'm wrong well, deal with it! Well that was quite an ordeal. I wish I just had the last ten seconds of my life back.
You want to talk about deals? Check out this clip from "Rabbitson Crusoe," at around 0:45.
Now THAT was an ordeal! While I owe you 10 seconds, you wasted 32 seconds of MY life! (I skipped to :45 so I'm not counting the whole video.) So since I owe you 10, but you wasted 32, I'll deduct from the 32 my 10 so now you owe me 22 seconds of my life back. Begin!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 17, 2017 22:31:53 GMT
Well that was quite an ordeal. I wish I just had the last ten seconds of my life back.
You want to talk about deals? Check out this clip from "Rabbitson Crusoe," at around 0:45.
Now THAT was an ordeal! While I owe you 10 seconds, you wasted 32 seconds of MY life! (I skipped to :45 so I'm not counting the whole video.) So since I owe you 10, but you wasted 32, I'll deduct from the 32 my 10 so now you owe me 22 seconds of my life back. Begin! You want 22 seconds?! You want 22 seconds?! All right here. {rubs SirMoe's head on my wristwatch} Here's your 22 seconds! Now excuse me. I'm going to Dealey Plaza to wear my deeley boppers.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 18, 2017 11:20:44 GMT
You know, it is so sad. All my knowledge of deals comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
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Post by courts0 on Apr 19, 2017 4:52:59 GMT
What's the deal with the phrase "fat chance"? Shouldn't that mean you have a larger chance of something happening? I don't get it! Am I right people?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 19, 2017 5:26:51 GMT
What's the deal with watches? No one stares at them for long, we should be wearing "wrist looks". Am I right people?
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Post by realamericanbeauty on Apr 19, 2017 22:45:19 GMT
What's the deal with stand-up comedy? I mean why do I have to stand-up? Can I do sit-down comedy if I want to? You know, maybe telling some jokes while sitting in one of those director's chairs? And while I'm there, how about some lie-down comed Are you OK? It looks like some heckler cut you off in mid-joke. Eh, only the last letter was cut off. The last word is comedy.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 19, 2017 23:48:59 GMT
Are you OK? It looks like some heckler cut you off in mid-joke. Eh, only the last letter was cut off. The last word is comedy. And here I was thinking that the word was "comedones," the plural of " comedo." Whew!
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Post by snelling on Aug 7, 2017 23:14:29 GMT
The singular of graffiti is graffito. The singular of confetti is confetto. But you almost never hear of one graffito or confetto at a time.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 8, 2017 10:08:02 GMT
The singular of graffiti is graffito. The singular of confetti is confetto. But you almost never hear of one graffito or confetto at a time. Same with cannoli. The singular is cannolo. So Newman should have said, "... and three times a week I will require a cannolo" or "some cannoli."
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 8, 2017 10:23:27 GMT
The singular of graffiti is graffito. The singular of confetti is confetto. But you almost never hear of one graffito or confetto at a time. Same with cannoli. The singular is cannolo. So Newman should have said, "... and three times a week I will require a cannolo" or "some cannoli."
Did you know that salmon swim against the current and tuna swim with it?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 8, 2017 23:43:13 GMT
Same with cannoli. The singular is cannolo. So Newman should have said, "... and three times a week I will require a cannolo" or "some cannoli."
Did you know that salmon swim against the current and tuna swim with it? Good for the current.
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