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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 14:44:35 GMT
But, for that matter, I never watched even ten seconds of "Major Dad".
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Post by retro68000 on Oct 22, 2020 14:51:16 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 15:41:04 GMT
How about a fresh peach? And I don't mean one of dried-up old Mackinaw things, either. I mean a nice, big, juicy peach where the juice just explodes all over your face and...arggrhggh! retro68000: I'm going to the men's room. When I come back, you're sitting over there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 16:50:58 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. But you have seen a pear? retro68000: I had to. Mmm-hmm.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 16:52:54 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. But you have seen a pear? retro68000 : I had to. Mmm-hmm. Quick! pizzabagel! To the phone! Call Ocean Spray. Cran-Pear. Nummy-Nummy Good!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 16:55:18 GMT
How about a fresh peach? And I don't mean one of dried-up old Mackinaw things, either. I mean a nice, big, juicy peach where the juice just explodes all over your face and...arggrhggh!retro68000: I'm going to the men's room. When I come back, you're sitting over there. The Dominicans must have packed the soil too tightly around that peach pit when they planted it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 16:57:07 GMT
How about a fresh peach? And I don't mean one of dried-up old Mackinaw things, either. I mean a nice, big, juicy peach where the juice just explodes all over your face and...arggrhggh!retro68000: I'm going to the men's room. When I come back, you're sitting over there. The Dominicans must have packed the soil too tightly around that peach pit when they planted it. They don't look like Dominicans. pizzabagel: They're Greeks. The Dominicans refused to come.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 16:57:42 GMT
But you have seen a pear? retro68000 : I had to. Mmm-hmm. Quick! pizzabagel! To the phone! Call Ocean Spray. Cran-Pear. Nummy-Nummy Good!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 16:58:58 GMT
Quick! pizzabagel! To the phone! Call Ocean Spray. Cran-Pear. Nummy-Nummy Good! Do they have Cran-Banana or Cran-Lemon? Cause those are million dollar ideas.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 16:59:01 GMT
The Dominicans must have packed the soil too tightly around that peach pit when they planted it. They don't look like Dominicans. pizzabagel: They're Greeks. The Dominicans refused to come. Actually, they're from right on the border.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 17:00:10 GMT
They don't look like Dominicans. pizzabagel: They're Greeks. The Dominicans refused to come. Actually, they were right on the border. Of Greece and Dominica? pizzabagel: There's no such thing as Dominica. There is so. And they were living on the border. Frankly, I think they're illegal.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 17:03:10 GMT
Do they have Cran-Banana or Cran-Lemon? Cause those are million dollar ideas. Let's turn this idea on its head. A whole line of juice drinks based upon banana. Ban-Cranberry, for starters. rhs: Even a banana/melon combo? Sure, we'll call it Ban-Lon.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 17:04:42 GMT
Do they have Cran-Banana or Cran-Lemon? Cause those are million dollar ideas. Let's turn this idea on its head. A whole line of juice drinks based upon banana. Ban-Cranberry, for starters. rhs: Even a banana/melon combo? Sure, we'll call it Ban-Lon. Ooh. Good for my man breasts. Let's get that on the market.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 17:09:42 GMT
Actually, they were right on the border. Of Greece and Dominica? pizzabagel: There's no such thing as Dominica. There is so. And they were living on the border. Frankly, I think they're illegal. From San Dominguez.
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Post by NJtoTX on Oct 22, 2020 17:37:05 GMT
Good pickle .....................................................Bad pickle
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 18:10:57 GMT
Good pickle .....................................................Bad pickle Half the jar is sour? Half of one pickle? I no understand.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 18:11:56 GMT
Of Greece and Dominica? pizzabagel: There's no such thing as Dominica. There is so. And they were living on the border. Frankly, I think they're illegal. From San Dominguez. In New Mexico? pizzabagel: Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a New Mexico?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 20:06:17 GMT
Good pickle .....................................................Bad pickle Elaine: Good pickle. Beads of pickle. Picklin' bullets.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 20:35:35 GMT
Good pickle .....................................................Bad pickle Elaine: Good pickle. Beads of pickle. Picklin' bullets. What does "Ba-Tampte" mean, anyways? pizzabagel: "Were tampered with". It explains the low cost. And also explains not having a 'sell by' date.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2020 20:48:29 GMT
Elaine: Good pickle. Beads of pickle. Picklin' bullets. What does "Ba-Tampte" mean, anyways? pizzabagel: "Were tampered with". It explains the low cost. And also explains not having a 'sell by' date. Jerry: What?! Are you eating my pickles out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers? This is a sickening display.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2020 21:04:39 GMT
What does "Ba-Tampte" mean, anyways? pizzabagel: "Were tampered with". It explains the low cost. And also explains not having a 'sell by' date. Jerry: What?! Are you eating my pickles out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers? This is a sickening display. The acid and stench from the vinegar sanitizes the fingers. I knew someone years ago who described a pickle as "a cucumber that pissed on itself".
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 12, 2020 23:33:33 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 13, 2020 11:52:05 GMT
Hey! Grillo's nude! And completely devoid of genitalia!
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Nov 13, 2020 11:59:36 GMT
Hey! Grillo's nude! And completely devoid of genitalia! perhaps he is the genitalia
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 13, 2020 12:38:12 GMT
Hey! Grillo's nude! And completely devoid of genitalia! perhaps he is the genitalia You ever rest your genitals on a lawn chair, baconeggandcheese? It's a rush!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 13, 2020 16:09:40 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Nov 13, 2020 18:16:00 GMT
To paraphrase Warren Zevon, "all you can expect from life is a really good pickle".
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 13, 2020 20:02:14 GMT
George: I don't believe it, he did it again! Did you see the way he reclined in the lawn chair? He gave me the pickle. Jerry: That's how brand mascot types express sexuality. They don't want to get their mouths dirty.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 13, 2020 23:12:49 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 13, 2020 23:26:24 GMT
Reading this thread is making me thirsty.
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