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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 18:51:51 GMT
Jackie Chiles: The man just got back from Disney World, Your Honor. Half the people in Florida run around dressed like that! Jackie: And you didn't refuse the pants, did you? A. A. Milne wouldn't give you any. Winnie: Yes, that's right. Is that going to be a problem? Jackie: Yeah, it's going to be a problem. A problem for Disney. Winnie: Oh, bother. Jackie Chiles: There's a precedent here, the Porky Pig case.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 19:26:30 GMT
Jackie: And you didn't refuse the pants, did you? A. A. Milne wouldn't give you any. Winnie: Yes, that's right. Is that going to be a problem? Jackie: Yeah, it's going to be a problem. A problem for Disney. Winnie: Oh, bother. Jackie Chiles: There's a precedent here, the Porky Pig case. Porky Pig used his stuttering as his defense. Worked like a charm.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 23:02:09 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 14, 2020 23:11:17 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 23:18:01 GMT
Half-sour, half-sweet, half-salty. How can you go wrong?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 14, 2020 23:21:19 GMT
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Post by snelling on Nov 28, 2020 23:20:00 GMT
Swallow a whole cuke and brine before bedtime. By the next morning, a pickle out the ass. Ba-doom zing. And awayyyyyy we go!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 4, 2020 14:26:25 GMT
Let’s make pickles ‘& sell them!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 4, 2020 14:42:23 GMT
Let’s make pickles ‘& sell them! Hey, how about this? Pickles and olives in the same jar. nuts: Oh, that sounds interesting, PB.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 4, 2020 21:27:20 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 4, 2020 22:02:32 GMT
Is that guy using the barrel as a toilet?
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 4, 2020 22:17:01 GMT
Is that guy using the barrel as a toilet? It's a key part of their proprietary fermentation process.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 4, 2020 22:48:59 GMT
It’s the wood that makes it good!
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 4, 2020 23:03:07 GMT
Is that guy using the barrel as a toilet? It's a key part of their proprietary fermentation process. [sniffs pickle] I definitely smell vinegar. And some diarrhea.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 5, 2020 2:09:23 GMT
It's a key part of their proprietary fermentation process. [sniffs pickle] I definitely smell vinegar. And some diarrhea. Mr. Steinbrenner: How do you ferment those pickles? John Tyler: Poop into the barrel, just like with everything else.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 5, 2020 2:35:28 GMT
Chick-fil-a puts a pickle on their chicken sandwich.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 5, 2020 10:42:05 GMT
Chick-fil-a puts a pickle on their chicken sandwich. But do they put chicken on their pickle sandwich?
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 5, 2020 12:41:27 GMT
Chick-fil-a puts a pickle on their chicken sandwich. But do they put chicken on their pickle sandwich? Kristin makes a pickle sub for just two bucks, pizzabagel! Two bucks! www.bettyannssubs.com/menu.html
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 5, 2020 13:10:19 GMT
Pickle sandwich Olive sub Eggplant hero Yub, yub, yub! Pumpkin hoagie It's the best Open the door And toss the rest Oh, yeaaah!
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Post by snelling on Dec 5, 2020 13:21:59 GMT
"I got a gherkin fer ya! Right here, buddy boy! Maybe a cornichon at best."
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 5, 2020 13:38:06 GMT
Pickle sandwich Olive sub Eggplant hero Yub, yub, yub! Pumpkin hoagie It's the best Open the door And toss the rest Oh, yeaaah! That was McCartney during his "eat healthy" period with Linda. Imagine waking to a breakfast of kale pancakes and coffee sweetened with goat's milk and honey?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 5, 2020 14:42:13 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 5, 2020 15:12:05 GMT
Pickle sandwich Olive sub Eggplant hero Yub, yub, yub! Pumpkin hoagie It's the best Open the door And toss the rest Oh, yeaaah! That was McCartney during his "eat healthy" period with Linda. Imagine waking to a breakfast of kale pancakes and coffee sweetened with goat's milk and honey? Did you know that his marriage with Heather Mills soured to the point where, despite being a strict vegetarian, he would purposely order leg of lamb when they dined out? Turkey legs, chicken thighs. You get the idea. She finally agreed to a divorce, and even tore up the prenup.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 5, 2020 15:34:13 GMT
That was McCartney during his "eat healthy" period with Linda. Imagine waking to a breakfast of kale pancakes and coffee sweetened with goat's milk and honey? Did you know that his marriage with Heather Mills soured to the point where, despite being a strict vegetarian, he would purposely order leg of lamb when they dined out? Turkey legs, chicken thighs. You get the idea. She finally agreed to a divorce, and even tore up the prenup. order legs & thighs around an amputees for spite??! that's some dark stuff!
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 5, 2020 15:35:45 GMT
That was McCartney during his "eat healthy" period with Linda. Imagine waking to a breakfast of kale pancakes and coffee sweetened with goat's milk and honey? Did you know that his marriage with Heather Mills soured to the point where, despite being a strict vegetarian, he would purposely order leg of lamb when they dined out? Turkey legs, chicken thighs. You get the idea. She finally agreed to a divorce, and even tore up the prenup. In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again? In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 5, 2020 15:43:14 GMT
Did you know that his marriage with Heather Mills soured to the point where, despite being a strict vegetarian, he would purposely order leg of lamb when they dined out? Turkey legs, chicken thighs. You get the idea. She finally agreed to a divorce, and even tore up the prenup. In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again? In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 5, 2020 15:46:46 GMT
Did you know that his marriage with Heather Mills soured to the point where, despite being a strict vegetarian, he would purposely order leg of lamb when they dined out? Turkey legs, chicken thighs. You get the idea. She finally agreed to a divorce, and even tore up the prenup. order legs & thighs around an amputees for spite??! that's some dark stuff! You know, there is an unusual number of people in this country having spite meals when they're in bad relationships with amputees!
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Post by snelling on Dec 5, 2020 16:30:07 GMT
Lewis Black is never f()cking funny since he f()cking has to f()cking curse in every f()cking joke. That f()cking pickle routine would have been f()cking funny enough without all those f()cking f%@cks.
Ferris Bueller Secretary: You're f()cked.
DeltaHomicide: (on his knees) Gobble, gobble!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 7, 2020 19:44:29 GMT
Make your own. How to Pickle Fruits and Veggies at HomeHealthwise, adding more fruits and veggies to the end of your fork is a wise choice for several reasons. These foods support a strong immune system, as past research notes, and may improve your mental health, per a study published in October 2019 in PLoS One.I don't eat fruits and veggies with a fork. I eat them with my disgusting index fingers.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 8, 2020 0:05:40 GMT
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