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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 13, 2020 23:32:51 GMT
To paraphrase Warren Zevon, "all you can expect from life is a really good pickle". That during Warren's experimental stage. His lyrics "Well I saw a werewolf with a pickle in his hand..." didn't go over well.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 13, 2020 23:33:34 GMT
Reading this thread is making me thirsty.
You see, this is what I like. A bunch of buddies sitting around, talking about their pickles.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 3:40:42 GMT
Reading this thread is making me thirsty.
Mr. Steinbrenner: How do you make the alcoholic pickles? John Tyler: Let them ferment, just like everything else. Mr. Steinbrenner: That stuff sounds great.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 3:42:12 GMT
Reading this thread is making me thirsty.
You see, this is what I like. A bunch of buddies sitting around, talking about their pickles. Look at the brand name, Best Maid. It's a pun.
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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 4:10:45 GMT
To paraphrase Warren Zevon, "all you can expect from life is a really good pickle". That during Warren's experimental stage. His lyrics "Well I saw a werewolf with a pickle in his hand..." didn't go over well.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 11:47:06 GMT
That during Warren's experimental stage. His lyrics "Well I saw a werewolf with a pickle in his hand..." didn't go over well. Oh, sure. "Pickle Tickle". That was a big phrase back then. I think Dagmar had a running gag about that on the old "Broadway Open House".
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 11:48:11 GMT
You see, this is what I like. A bunch of buddies sitting around, talking about their pickles. Look at the brand name, Best Maid. It's a pun. So you have the maid and you have the beer. Who plays with the pickle? pizzabagel: They both do. That's perverse.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Nov 14, 2020 11:57:21 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 12:23:23 GMT
Shlomo: They put the dill pickle with the potato chips? Yecchh!
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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 12:33:25 GMT
Shlomo: They put the dill pickle with the potato chips? Yecchh! Potato chips and pickles in the same bag? I never thought I'd live to see the day...
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 12:33:36 GMT
You'd think you would lobby for bacon, egg and cheese-flavored chips. Send an e-mail to the people at Pringle's. Tell us how that went.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 12:34:19 GMT
Shlomo: They put the dill pickle with the potato chips? Yecchh! Potato chips and pickles in the same bag? I never thought I'd live to see the day... That's why they can charge so much. Five ounces. Mostly pickle brine.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Nov 14, 2020 12:37:00 GMT
You'd think you would lobby for bacon, egg and cheese-flavored chips. Send an e-mail to the people at Pringle's. Tell us how that went. Got you covered, big daddy
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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 12:43:41 GMT
You'd think you would lobby for bacon, egg and cheese-flavored chips. Send an e-mail to the people at Pringle's. Tell us how that went. Got you covered, big daddy Big daddy? Who are you? Buddy Rich?
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 12:47:57 GMT
You'd think you would lobby for bacon, egg and cheese-flavored chips. Send an e-mail to the people at Pringle's. Tell us how that went. Got you covered, big daddy
Why would the bacon, egg and cheese be "creamy"? You had me sold up to that point.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 12:48:40 GMT
Got you covered, big daddy Big daddy? Who are you? Buddy Rich? Look Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!
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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 12:54:43 GMT
Big daddy? Who are you? Buddy Rich? Look Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy! You know, after you've been in the pool, your Big Daddy shrinks to a Little Daddy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 13:02:18 GMT
Look Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy! You know, after you've been in the pool, your Big Daddy shrinks to a Little Daddy. So I always have to say I was in the pool?
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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 13:14:56 GMT
You know, after you've been in the pool, your Big Daddy shrinks to a Little Daddy. So I always have to say I was in the pool? Yes. In fact, maybe you could have a collection of t-shirts that say, "I was in the pool!".
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 14:38:17 GMT
So I always have to say I was in the pool? Yes. In fact, maybe you could have a collection of t-shirts that say, "I was in the pool!". So you recommend the Winnie the Pooh look? Shirt and no pants? I'm there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 16:33:42 GMT
Potato chips and pickles in the same bag? I never thought I'd live to see the day... That's why they can charge so much. Five ounces. Mostly pickle brine. I think I finally figured out what the liquid is in this bag of chips. It's a little pickle brine-y.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 16:59:21 GMT
That's why they can charge so much. Five ounces. Mostly pickle brine. I think I finally figured out what the liquid is in this bag of chips. It's a little pickle brine-y. Could be the vegetable oil (a.k.a. animal fat) from the chips. pizzabagel: Just the right amount of animal fat and pickle brine on the joystick (sniff, sniff) pee-YOU!
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 17:10:20 GMT
I think I finally figured out what the liquid is in this bag of chips. It's a little pickle brine-y. Could be the vegetable oil (a.k.a. animal fat) from the chips. pizzabagel: Just the right amount of animal fat and pickle brine on the joystick (sniff, sniff) pee-YOU! Vegetable oil, animal fat. What's the difference, laddie?
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 17:22:21 GMT
Could be the vegetable oil (a.k.a. animal fat) from the chips. pizzabagel: Just the right amount of animal fat and pickle brine on the joystick (sniff, sniff) pee-YOU! Vegetable oil, animal fat. What's the difference, laddie? pizzabagel will now demonstrate. Vegetable oil in container #1, animal fat in container #2. Notice how, after drinking from the second container, pizzabagel vomits large chunks of fat. And moos like a cow.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 14, 2020 17:34:28 GMT
Vegetable oil, animal fat. What's the difference, laddie? pizzabagel will now demonstrate. Vegetable oil in container #1, animal fat in container #2. Notice how, after drinking from the second container, pizzabagel vomits large chunks of fat. And moos like a cow. It put the Pepsi Challenge to shame, let me tell ya. Blort!
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Post by rudiger on Nov 14, 2020 18:09:07 GMT
Yes. In fact, maybe you could have a collection of t-shirts that say, "I was in the pool!". So you recommend the Winnie the Pooh look? Shirt and no pants? I'm there. Jackie Chiles: The man just got back from Disney World, Your Honor. Half the people in Florida run around dressed like that!
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 18:33:01 GMT
pizzabagel will now demonstrate. Vegetable oil in container #1, animal fat in container #2. Notice how, after drinking from the second container, pizzabagel vomits large chunks of fat. And moos like a cow. It put the Pepsi Challenge to shame, let me tell ya. Blort! You think they served warm Pepsi at "The Challenge"? That creates more gas, you know.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 14, 2020 18:34:09 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 18:35:10 GMT
So you recommend the Winnie the Pooh look? Shirt and no pants? I'm there. Jackie Chiles: The man just got back from Disney World, Your Honor. Half the people in Florida run around dressed like that! Jackie: And you didn't refuse the pants, did you? A. A. Milne wouldn't give you any. Winnie: Yes, that's right. Is that going to be a problem? Jackie: Yeah, it's going to be a problem. A problem for Disney. Winnie: Oh, bother.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 14, 2020 18:38:11 GMT
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