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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 0:18:48 GMT
buckle up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 0:46:32 GMT
How did it win an Oscar if you just submitted it?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 1:15:36 GMT
How did it win an Oscar if you just submitted it? it will win it. i will thank the seiny board don't fret.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 1:39:09 GMT
How did it win an Oscar if you just submitted it? it will win it. i will thank the seiny board don't fret. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 1:47:17 GMT
it will win it. i will thank the seiny board don't fret. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. sounds like it will sell for 2 mil.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 11, 2019 2:51:58 GMT
H'wood? Geoffrey Haarwood, the assistant wardrobe man on "Spartacus"? Do you think he'll like it? Haarwood: Oh my goodness. What a spanking script.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 3:11:41 GMT
H'wood? Geoffrey Haarwood, the assistant wardrobe man on "Spartacus"? Do you think he'll like it? Haarwood: Oh my goodness. What a spanking script. actually the agent in london on twitter is wearing an outfit like that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 11, 2019 3:34:51 GMT
H'wood? Geoffrey Haarwood, the assistant wardrobe man on "Spartacus"? Do you think he'll like it? Haarwood: Oh my goodness. What a spanking script. actually the agent in london on twitter is wearing an outfit like that. You submitted your script to a limey? Is it a treatment for a James Bond movie?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 3:45:20 GMT
actually the agent in london on twitter is wearing an outfit like that. You submitted your script to a limey? Is it a treatment for a James Bond movie?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2019 10:03:40 GMT
nuts! What the hell are you gabbing about? This is nothing but a script for a potential Murphy Brown rebooted reboot. Oh, I see Ashley Olsen is lined up to play Corky. Nice.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 13:22:03 GMT
nuts! What the hell are you gabbing about? This is nothing but a script for a potential Murphy Brown rebooted reboot. Oh, I see Ashley Olsen is lined up to play Corky. Nice. big names.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2019 15:54:21 GMT
nuts! What the hell are you gabbing about? This is nothing but a script for a potential Murphy Brown rebooted reboot. Oh, I see Ashley Olsen is lined up to play Corky. Nice. big names. Got any parts for 93-year old Honor Blackman? She was quite a gasser 55-60 years ago.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jun 11, 2019 18:17:03 GMT
I'm sorry. Even though it mostly stuck to the structure prescribed by all those books on "great" screenplays (great lead character, the inciting incident before page 20, etc.) it'll either get lost in the shuffle, or, your story does get purchased.
But when the movie based on the script finally does see the light of day, it'll be something that bears very little resemblance to what you slaved over on a laptop for 30 minutes to an hour a day. The symbolic nature of the location might be changed. The main character might be changed from a happily married family man to a overworked single mom. Everyone from the producer to the director to the prima donna lead actress will make tweaks on the script on a whim. And it will end up far from being the Oscar winning screenplay, where you get to thank your mom for being so very patient.
What's worse, someone more entrenched in the industry will "change it up" for a day or two and end up with the official credit- and all you get is a "story by" credit. That's my fear, nuts.
Good luck!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 22:07:44 GMT
I'm sorry. Even though it mostly stuck to the structure prescribed by all those books on "great" screenplays (great lead character, the inciting incident before page 20, etc.) it'll either get lost in the shuffle, or, your story does get purchased. But when the movie based on the script finally does see the light of day, it'll be something that bears very little resemblance to what you slaved over on a laptop for 30 minutes to an hour a day. The symbolic nature of the location might be changed. The main character might be changed from a happily married family man to a overworked single mom. Everyone from the producer to the director to the prima donna lead actress will make tweaks on the script on a whim. And it will end up far from being the Oscar winning screenplay, where you get to thank your mom for being so very patient. What's worse, someone more entrenched in the industry will "change it up" for a day or two and end up with the official credit- and all you get is a "story by" credit. That's my fear, nuts. Good luck! that's quite the hallucination you have there....sounds like it would make a good script,tho! write it!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2019 22:08:43 GMT
Got any parts for 93-year old Honor Blackman? She was quite a gasser 55-60 years ago. that is what i would like to know about it.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 12, 2019 1:08:36 GMT
H'Wood? What're you, Joe H'Wood?!?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 12, 2019 2:28:22 GMT
H'Wood? What're you, Joe H'Wood?!?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jun 16, 2019 7:05:44 GMT
I sent mine to Inglewood.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 21, 2019 5:05:14 GMT
big time director circling.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 6:07:55 GMT
big time director circling. Let me guess. Uwe Boll.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 21, 2019 10:17:07 GMT
big time director circling. Define "big-time." nuts: Some kid in middle school with a camcorder. A camcorder, PB! Not a smartphone!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 24, 2019 23:36:06 GMT
big BIG NAMES the biggest! I will be sure to thank all of you in my oscar speech.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2019 0:21:19 GMT
big BIG NAMES the biggest! I will be sure to thank all of you in my oscar speech. nuts: Ahh, PB, I'm not gonna let you bring me down from this high. I've been partying all night. I submitted my script to Leonardo! What, DiCaprio? nuts: No.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 30, 2019 9:23:45 GMT
large!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 30, 2019 12:02:06 GMT
Define "submitted."
nuts: Threw it at some random dude in a coffee shop.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 30, 2019 23:02:31 GMT
Define "submitted." nuts: Threw it at some random dude in a coffee shop. looking to sign with a manager this week, agent soon too.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 30, 2019 23:32:17 GMT
Define "submitted." nuts: Threw it at some random dude in a coffee shop. looking to sign with a manager this week, agent soon too. Is this script about your posts on the board? (Sarcastically:) Yeah, I like that idea. BTW, what's the difference between a manager and an agent? nuts: A manager manages and an agent, um, agents.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2019 19:40:08 GMT
My script is a dirty story about a dirty man. His clinging wife doesn't understand.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 1, 2019 19:45:06 GMT
nuts: i have submitted my oscar winning script to h'wood
You know, you have to know how to capitalize and use correct grammar and punctuation.
nuts: well thats really not fair
I know.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 7, 2019 23:22:36 GMT
nuts: i have submitted my oscar winning script to h'wood You know, you have to know how to capitalize and use correct grammar and punctuation. nuts: well thats really not fair I know. passe.
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