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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 23, 2023 21:34:43 GMT
My Soaking with Tesh.
It would be just like My Dinner with Andre, except it's all about Nuts and Tesh sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours. There's a script, that's a scripts.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 23, 2023 21:43:35 GMT
My Soaking with Tesh.
It would be just like My Dinner with Andre, except it's all about Nuts and Tesh sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours. There's a script, that's a scripts.
Elaine: Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. "The Pain and the Soaking." (reads from the box) 'An old woman experiences pain and soaking.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes?
Kramer: That's a lotta soaking, huh?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 23, 2023 22:22:40 GMT
My Soaking with Tesh.
It would be just like My Dinner with Andre, except it's all about Nuts and Tesh sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours. There's a script, that's a scripts.
Elaine: Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. "The Pain and the Soaking." (reads from the box) 'An old woman experiences pain and soaking.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes?
Kramer: That's a lotta soaking, huh? Maybe it's nuts' version of "Sack Lunch". He and Tesh soak in a tub the size of Lake Michigan.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 23, 2023 23:12:07 GMT
Elaine: Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. "The Pain and the Soaking." (reads from the box) 'An old woman experiences pain and soaking.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes?
Kramer: That's a lotta soaking, huh? Maybe it's nuts' version of "Sack Lunch". He and Tesh soak in a tub the size of Lake Michigan. Would you rather it be his version of "Rochelle Rochelle"? A young boy's strange, erotic journey from Tulsa to Baltimore.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 23, 2023 23:25:16 GMT
Maybe it's nuts' version of "Sack Lunch". He and Tesh soak in a tub the size of Lake Michigan. Would you rather it be his version of "Rochelle Rochelle"? A young boy's strange, erotic journey from Tulsa to Baltimore. With sidal nudity? nuts: Tesh tush!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Sept 1, 2023 20:05:29 GMT
My Soaking with Tesh.
It would be just like My Dinner with Andre, except it's all about Nuts and Tesh sitting in a hot tub for 2 hours. There's a script, that's a scripts.
Elaine: Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. "The Pain and the Soaking." (reads from the box) 'An old woman experiences pain and soaking.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes?
Kramer: That's a lotta soaking, huh? The DVD could include a bunch of deleted scenes such as "Nuts and Tesh have a farting contest in the hot tub".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Oct 6, 2023 0:11:25 GMT
From Tulsa To Nantucket.
I've got the title, now I just have to come up with a plot and write the script.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Oct 23, 2023 21:48:17 GMT
Soak of Dreams.
The sequel to Field of Dreams, except with a hot tub instead of field. I wonder if we can get Kevin Costner to reprise his role.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 24, 2023 12:01:49 GMT
Soak of Dreams.
The sequel to Field of Dreams, except with a hot tub instead of field. I wonder if we can get Kevin Costner to reprise his role.
"If you soak it, they will be wet" -or- "If you build it, they will soak"
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 24, 2023 12:06:24 GMT
Soak of Dreams.
The sequel to Field of Dreams, except with a hot tub instead of field. I wonder if we can get Kevin Costner to reprise his role.
Unfortunately Ray Liotta died last year. They'll have to recast the role of Soakless Joe Jackson.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 20, 2023 23:15:04 GMT
The Soak
And the sequel, The Soak Pt II
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 20, 2023 23:16:02 GMT
The Soak
And the sequel, The Soak Pt II
I'll wait for "The Soak: Revenge of the nuts".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 20, 2023 23:19:35 GMT
The Soak
And the sequel, The Soak Pt II
I'll wait for "The Soak: Revenge of the nuts". I could totally have seen Andy Warhol filming someone sitting in a tub for 10 hours with no talking.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 20, 2023 23:24:18 GMT
I'll wait for "The Soak: Revenge of the nuts". I could totally have seen Andy Warhol filming someone sitting in a tub for 10 hours with no talking. Sort of like the award-winning "My Soak With Andre"?
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 20, 2023 23:59:25 GMT
I could totally have seen Andy Warhol filming someone sitting in a tub for 10 hours with no talking. Sort of like the award-winning "My Soak With Andre"? Previn? rhs: And some Agassi.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 21, 2023 0:16:03 GMT
Sort of like the award-winning "My Soak With Andre"? Previn? rhs: And some Agassi. Not Dawson? I'll bet there would be some good food there.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 21, 2023 0:18:40 GMT
I could totally have seen Andy Warhol filming someone sitting in a tub for 10 hours with no talking. Sort of like the award-winning "My Soak With Andre"? Andy Warhol: Sort of, except with no talking.
Hollywood Exec: Well, why am I watching it?
Andy Warhol: Because it's in the movie theaters.
Hollywood Exec: (Threatening) Not yet.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 21, 2023 0:32:41 GMT
Sort of like the award-winning "My Soak With Andre"? Andy Warhol: Sort of, except with no talking.
Hollywood Exec: Well, why am I watching it?
Andy Warhol: Because it's in the movie theaters.
Hollywood Exec: (Threatening) Not yet.
How about this? A remake of "Slumber Party Massacre". I call it "Slumber Party Soak". 85 minutes of bum bums. Karma_Kramer: All chicks? No nutsberryfarm? I never said that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 21, 2023 2:10:36 GMT
Sort of like the award-winning "My Soak With Andre"? Andy Warhol: Sort of, except with no talking.
Hollywood Exec: Well, why am I watching it?
Andy Warhol: Because it's in the movie theaters.
Hollywood Exec: (Threatening) Not yet.
Elaine: I'll go if I don't have to listen.
Jerry: We'll just sit there with our hands over our ears.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 23, 2023 23:23:37 GMT
Soak of a Woman
Al Pacino sitting in a hot tub saying "hooah" for 2 hours.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 30, 2024 22:10:38 GMT
The Soak That Never Was
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2024 22:48:22 GMT
"The Man Who Soaked Too Much"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2024 22:51:45 GMT
"Soakin' in the Rain"
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 30, 2024 23:18:13 GMT
"The Passion of the Soak"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2024 23:40:48 GMT
"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Soak"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2024 23:43:24 GMT
"Schindler's Soak"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2024 23:49:06 GMT
"Jurassic Soak"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 31, 2024 0:05:32 GMT
"The Wizard of Soaks"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 31, 2024 0:32:58 GMT
"It's a Wonderful Soak"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 31, 2024 1:02:11 GMT
"Dial S For Soak"
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