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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 31, 2024 1:20:19 GMT
"A Hard Day's Soak"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 31, 2024 1:25:54 GMT
"The Soak on the River Kwai"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 31, 2024 2:07:15 GMT
"The Good, the Bad and the Soaky"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 31, 2024 11:37:49 GMT
"Twin Soaks: Fire Walk With Me"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 31, 2024 13:56:43 GMT
"Soak 182"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 31, 2024 14:47:56 GMT
"To Soak a Mockingbird"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 31, 2024 15:04:43 GMT
"Soaking at Nuremberg"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 31, 2024 15:19:07 GMT
"Chitty Chitty Soak Soak"
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 2, 2024 22:01:41 GMT
"Dr. Nutsberryfarm or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Soak"
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 2, 2024 23:06:12 GMT
"Willy Wonka and the Soak Factory"
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 1, 2024 1:16:25 GMT
How about this? Remake 2001: A Space Odyssey, except replace the monolith with a soak tub. When anyone gets too close to it, it emits the sound and smell of Nuts farting.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 1, 2024 13:11:49 GMT
How about this? Remake 2001: A Space Odyssey, except replace the monolith with a soak tub. When anyone gets too close to it, it emits the sound and smell of Nuts farting. How about a remake of "Falling Down"? Bill Foster, instead of going in to Whammy Burger, finds a large tub and starts enjoying a soak. Latino gang members confront him and say it's their soak tub. Foster throws pails of water at them and they scurry off.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 2, 2024 18:00:33 GMT
Nuts alters history by traveling back in time to 60's and meeting The Beatles. As a result, they name their song "Nutsberry Fields Forever" and it becomes an even bigger hit.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 2, 2024 18:04:58 GMT
How about this? Remake 2001: A Space Odyssey, except replace the monolith with a soak tub. When anyone gets too close to it, it emits the sound and smell of Nuts farting. How about a remake of "Falling Down"? Bill Foster, instead of going in to Whammy Burger, finds a large tub and starts enjoying a soak. Latino gang members confront him and say it's their soak tub. Foster throws pails of water at them and they scurry off. And the final scene is of an old nuts lying in bed pointing at the soak tub, before reincarnating into the soaking star child.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2024 18:09:49 GMT
I'll wait for "The Soak: Revenge of the nuts". I could totally have seen Andy Warhol filming someone sitting in a tub for 10 hours with no talking. Russell: Well, why am I watching it?
Warhol: Because it's in movie theaters.
Russell: (Threatening) Not yet.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2024 18:10:08 GMT
How about a remake of "Falling Down"? Bill Foster, instead of going in to Whammy Burger, finds a large tub and starts enjoying a soak. Latino gang members confront him and say it's their soak tub. Foster throws pails of water at them and they scurry off. And the final scene is of an old nuts lying in bed pointing at the soak tub, before reincarnating into the soaking star child.
That's even better than my idea of nuts wearing ruby slippers saying "There's no place like soak".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 2, 2024 20:10:55 GMT
Eternal Wetness of the Spotless Soak.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2024 21:42:01 GMT
Eternal Wetness of the Spotless Soak. So I can explain any wetness of mine as soak-related? Karma_Kramer: How will you explain the, uh, smell? nuts: stinky soak!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 3, 2024 21:44:55 GMT
Ace Ventura: Soak Detective
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 4, 2024 4:54:53 GMT
Chronicles of Soaking: A one-man play by Nutsberryfarm, financed by John Tesh.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 25, 2024 20:49:00 GMT
The Soak With No Name Trilogy
A Fistful of Soaks - For a Few Soaks More
- The Wet, The Soaked and The Slimey
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2024 21:27:23 GMT
The Soak With No Name Trilogy
A Fistful of Soaks - For a Few Soaks More
- The Wet, The Soaked and The Slimey
You see I've been to the desert in a soak with no nameIt felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can't remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La la la la la la...
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2024 22:46:39 GMT
White Men Can't Soak
A Man Called Soak
Dirty Soaking
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 27, 2024 11:12:55 GMT
Eternal Wetness of the Spotless Soak. Soak.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 27, 2024 11:40:59 GMT
Best films of 1962:
Whatever Happened to Soaking Jane?
The Manchurian Soak
Soak For a Heavyweight
Soak at Home! (featuring Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris and William Frawley in a soak scene)
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 30, 2024 21:24:52 GMT
The Man Who Soaked Too Much.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 30, 2024 22:49:12 GMT
Soak on 34th Street
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 30, 2024 22:50:35 GMT
"Soaking in the Rain"
I'm soaking in the rain Just soaking in the rain...
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 30, 2024 23:47:04 GMT
"Soaking in the Rain" I'm soaking in the rain Just soaking in the rain...Gene Kelly soaking naked? How scandalous!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 30, 2024 23:57:50 GMT
"Soaking in the Rain" I'm soaking in the rain Just soaking in the rain...Gene Kelly soaking naked? How scandalous! Kelly: Hey, I don't see Jerry Mouse wearing pants.
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