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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 17, 2023 23:03:16 GMT
41-plus minutes? I don't think so.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 17, 2023 23:48:54 GMT
41-plus minutes? I don't think so. Well she had a lot of laundry. Wouldn't you like to have her do your laundry? Especially your "unmentionables"?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 18, 2023 0:02:07 GMT
41-plus minutes? I don't think so. Well she had a lot of laundry. Wouldn't you like to have her do your laundry? Especially your "unmentionables"?I don't follow. Mention what you mean, Gene.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2023 0:13:59 GMT
Well she had a lot of laundry. Wouldn't you like to have her do your laundry? Especially your "unmentionables"?I don't follow. Mention what you mean, Gene. Your dainties. Your briefs. Your undies. Am I getting through?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 18, 2023 0:31:33 GMT
I don't follow. Mention what you mean, Gene. Your dainties. Your briefs. Your undies. Am I getting through?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2023 11:37:10 GMT
Your dainties. Your briefs. Your undies. Am I getting through? Dougherty Dozen Lady: I ain't cleaning those things. Pee-Yew!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 18, 2023 13:11:51 GMT
Dougherty Dozen Lady: I ain't cleaning those things. Pee-Yew! Of course she's not cleaning them. Nothing gets them clean.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2023 13:31:17 GMT
Dougherty Dozen Lady: I ain't cleaning those things. Pee-Yew! Of course she's not cleaning them. Nothing gets them clean. Plus she'd have to have a basket just for your drawers. Dougherty Dozen Lady: I'm not putting your undie-poopers in with my family's clothes.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 18, 2023 14:10:34 GMT
Of course she's not cleaning them. Nothing gets them clean. Plus she'd have to have a basket just for your drawers. Dougherty Dozen Lady: I'm not putting your undie-poopers in with my family's clothes. Not just a separate basket, but a separate machine in a separate laundromat in a separate town.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2023 14:16:41 GMT
Plus she'd have to have a basket just for your drawers. Dougherty Dozen Lady: I'm not putting your undie-poopers in with my family's clothes. Not just a separate basket, but a separate machine in a separate laundromat in a separate town. $9.25 to wash your drawers and they still come out looking like someone poured Bosco on them? Not a smart move. Laundromat Owner: You're paying for that machine, too.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 18, 2023 17:32:55 GMT
Not just a separate basket, but a separate machine in a separate laundromat in a separate town. $9.25 to wash your drawers and they still come out looking like someone poured Bosco on them? Not a smart move. Laundromat Owner: You're paying for that machine, too. [Throws stinky, dirty, wet undie-poopers at Laundromat Owner's face and bolts]
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2023 17:41:29 GMT
$9.25 to wash your drawers and they still come out looking like someone poured Bosco on them? Not a smart move. Laundromat Owner: You're paying for that machine, too. [Throws stinky, dirty, wet undie-poopers at Laundromat Owner's face and bolts] That's chemical warfare. You're violating...uh...well, you're violating some rule.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 18, 2023 18:15:27 GMT
Well she had a lot of laundry. Wouldn't you like to have her do your laundry? Especially your "unmentionables"?I don't follow. Mention what you mean, Gene. I always wondered about the unmentionables that Cthulhu said you weren't supposed to mention.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 18, 2023 18:50:23 GMT
I don't follow. Mention what you mean, Gene. I always wondered about the unmentionables that Cthulhu said you weren't supposed to mention. Jiffy Park guy: Take it up with H.P. Lovecraft.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 18, 2023 19:34:51 GMT
41-plus minutes? I don't think so. And if that 41 minutes doesn't satiate your Dougherty Dozen fix, there are plenty more where that one came from
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2023 19:51:27 GMT
41-plus minutes? I don't think so. And if that 41 minutes doesn't satiate your Dougherty Dozen fix, there are plenty more where that one came from I would have been a lot more impressed if she had to do this laundry run 3 or 4 times a week for, say, 10 years.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2023 21:05:59 GMT
you're paying with change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bump
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2023 23:40:15 GMT
you're paying with change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bump Bump this.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2023 23:40:57 GMT
Bump this. He's back! After a long bout with taking Beano!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 22, 2023 0:34:27 GMT
Bump this. He's back! After a long bout with taking Beano! With Beano you have to keep taking higher doses of it. Eventually it doesn't work anymore. Don't ask me how I know.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 22, 2023 10:27:53 GMT
He's back! After a long bout with taking Beano! With Beano you have to keep taking higher doses of it. Eventually it doesn't work anymore. Don't ask me how I know. I guess it doesn't do anything medically speaking. It just backs up all the fart molecules until the colon can no longer handle the 'load'. Then...ka-BOOM!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 22, 2023 11:33:31 GMT
With Beano you have to keep taking higher doses of it. Eventually it doesn't work anymore. Don't ask me how I know. I guess it doesn't do anything medically speaking. It just backs up all the fart molecules until the colon can no longer handle the 'load'. Then...ka-BOOM! You know, that'd be a good way to dislodge a pasta figure from one's heinie. Blast it out.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 22, 2023 12:01:10 GMT
I guess it doesn't do anything medically speaking. It just backs up all the fart molecules until the colon can no longer handle the 'load'. Then...ka-BOOM! You know, that'd be a good way to dislodge a pasta figure from one's heinie. Blast it out. Dr. Cooperman: Mr. Costanza will be fine. We got him to blast the pasta out of his heinie. Once we get our hazmat suits on and clean him up, he can go home.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 22, 2023 14:15:38 GMT
Cowboy up!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 22, 2023 16:43:25 GMT
Christy, it's "laundromat", not "laundry mat". Christy: Oh, I think you're wrong.
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