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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 24, 2021 22:51:12 GMT
A deuce? She's waiting to take a poop? rudiger: And it's a pay toilet. Costs a quarter. They got the name from a sign on a GM plant stall door: Deuce for a Quarter. That gives me an idea!! rudiger: Oh...no...please. Pay toilets where I charge by what you do. A quarter for a #1. 75 cents for a #2. $1.50 for a stinky #2. And $2.00 for a throw-up. Oh, and you bring your own toilet paper. Gotta cut down on the overhead.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Nov 24, 2021 23:40:45 GMT
They got the name from a sign on a GM plant stall door: Deuce for a Quarter. That gives me an idea!! rudiger: Oh...no...please. Pay toilets where I charge by what you do. A quarter for a #1. 75 cents for a #2. $1.50 for a stinky #2. And $2.00 for a throw-up. Oh, and you bring your own toilet paper. Gotta cut down on the overhead.
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Post by mistercohen on Dec 2, 2021 12:08:41 GMT
Over dry dry again. You over dry once, see the dance, and over dry again!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 2, 2021 12:49:28 GMT
That gives me an idea!! rudiger: Oh...no...please. Pay toilets where I charge by what you do. A quarter for a #1. 75 cents for a #2. $1.50 for a stinky #2. And $2.00 for a throw-up. Oh, and you bring your own toilet paper. Gotta cut down on the overhead. It reminds me of this place.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 2, 2021 13:28:42 GMT
Over dry dry again. You over dry once, see the dance, and over dry again! You start over-drying your trousers, they split right up the back. mistercohen: "Trousers"? Who are you? Will Rogers?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 5, 2022 22:26:13 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 5, 2022 23:27:08 GMT
That Arm & Hammer detergent is crap. You wouldn't need to use nearly as much, nor would you need the "odor eliminator" if you used a quality detergent.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 6, 2022 6:00:12 GMT
I've only been to my laundromat a few times, but never has a woman taken off what she was wearing to wash it like they do in the movies.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2022 11:51:19 GMT
I've only been to my laundromat a few times, but never has a woman taken off what she was wearing to wash it like they do in the movies. Woman: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first came here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, 'cause I've been in a lot of laundromats and I tell you women do that all the time.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 6, 2022 12:46:24 GMT
That Arm & Hammer detergent is crap. You wouldn't need to use nearly as much, nor would you need the "odor eliminator" if you used a quality detergent. You one of those Gain true believers?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2022 12:54:15 GMT
That Arm & Hammer detergent is crap. You wouldn't need to use nearly as much, nor would you need the "odor eliminator" if you used a quality detergent. You one of those Gain true believers? I wash my clothes in Tide. It took cold out Tide.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 6, 2022 21:22:45 GMT
I've only been to my laundromat a few times, but never has a woman taken off what she was wearing to wash it like they do in the movies. Woman: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first came here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, 'cause I've been in a lot of laundromats and I tell you women do that all the time. May I ask, PB, do women remove clothing to wash at your laundromat? PB: They do remove clothing Well....aren't they something.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 6, 2022 21:39:11 GMT
You one of those Gain true believers? I wash my clothes in Tide. It took cold out Tide. You should use Prell, the hard stuff! Raxx: That's shampoo for hair. It's still soap isn't it? Raxx: Different soaps work for different things! I'll call detergent specialist right now! PB: Ok can we stop all the soap suds talk right now?!? I have to go to my laundromat where women take off their clothes to wash!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2022 22:00:18 GMT
I wash my clothes in Tide. It took cold out Tide. You should use Prell, the hard stuff! Raxx: That's shampoo for hair. It's still soap isn't it? Raxx: Different soaps work for different things! I'll call detergent specialist right now! PB: Ok can we stop all the soap suds talk right now?!? I have to go to my laundromat where women take off their clothes to wash! Woman at laundromat: What stinks in here? Naked pizzabagel: It's underwear-washing day! Whee!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2022 22:58:29 GMT
Woman: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first came here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, 'cause I've been in a lot of laundromats and I tell you women do that all the time. May I ask, PB, do women remove clothing to wash at your laundromat? PB: They do remove clothing Well....aren't they something. I tell ya, if they did I'd be in there a lot more often. SirMoe: Like every day? Like every hour. From open to close.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2022 23:00:00 GMT
You should use Prell, the hard stuff! Raxx: That's shampoo for hair. It's still soap isn't it? Raxx: Different soaps work for different things! I'll call detergent specialist right now! PB: Ok can we stop all the soap suds talk right now?!? I have to go to my laundromat where women take off their clothes to wash! Woman at laundromat: What stinks in here?Naked pizzabagel: It's underwear-washing day! Whee! Mr. Cohen's wife?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2022 0:20:31 GMT
Woman at laundromat: What stinks in here?Naked pizzabagel: It's underwear-washing day! Whee! Mr. Cohen's wife? She live on Park Avenue. Take apartment from husband.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 7, 2022 0:22:27 GMT
She live on Park Avenue. Take apartment from husband. Where is mistercohen ?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 7, 2022 1:12:01 GMT
She live on Park Avenue. Take apartment from husband. So you're saying that Mr. Cohen was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. rhs: With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Bruce, the maître d' at the Chinese restaurant.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2022 10:16:39 GMT
She live on Park Avenue. Take apartment from husband. So you're saying that Mr. Cohen was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. rhs: With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Bruce, the maître d' at the Chinese restaurant. Can two older men live together without being gay? (cue theme music)
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2022 10:17:10 GMT
She live on Park Avenue. Take apartment from husband. Where is mistercohen ? He only makes cameo appearances.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 7, 2022 22:26:21 GMT
So you're saying that Mr. Cohen was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. rhs: With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Bruce, the maître d' at the Chinese restaurant. Can two older men live together without being gay? (cue theme music) Mr. Smithers would love that show.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2022 23:19:57 GMT
Can two older men live together without being gay? (cue theme music) Mr. Smithers would love that show.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 7, 2022 23:58:48 GMT
You should use Prell, the hard stuff! Raxx: That's shampoo for hair. It's still soap isn't it? Raxx: Different soaps work for different things! I'll call detergent specialist right now! PB: Ok can we stop all the soap suds talk right now?!? I have to go to my laundromat where women take off their clothes to wash! Woman at laundromat: What stinks in here? Naked pizzabagel: It's underwear-washing day! Whee! FWIW, the 'well, women do it all the time' is not a viable legal defense for doing your clothes naked. Don't ask me how I know. Not to mention that naked hookers aren't good for Woonsocket laundromat business. No one wants to see that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2022 0:04:19 GMT
Woman at laundromat: What stinks in here? Naked pizzabagel: It's underwear-washing day! Whee! FWIW, the 'well, women do it all the time' is not a viable legal defense for doing your clothes naked. Don't ask me how I know. Not to mention that naked hookers aren't good for Woonsocket laundromat business. No one wants to see that. You ever been inside of a Woonsocket laundromat? I have. Building full of elementary school dropouts and hot, young unwed mothers with no upper teeth. rudiger: But what about hookers and crackwhores? They don't do laundry. I think they just stand out in the rain and count it as wash day.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2022 0:17:44 GMT
FWIW, the 'well, women do it all the time' is not a viable legal defense for doing your clothes naked. Don't ask me how I know. Not to mention that naked hookers aren't good for Woonsocket laundromat business. No one wants to see that. You ever been inside of a Woonsocket laundromat? I have. Building full of elementary school dropouts and hot, young unwed mothers with no upper teeth. rudiger: But what about hookers and crackwhores? They don't do laundry. I think they just stand out in the rain and count it as wash day. I'd forgotten how well self-service car washes can keep multiple hookers and crackwhores clean (along with whatever they're wearing) for very little coin.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2022 10:13:37 GMT
You ever been inside of a Woonsocket laundromat? I have. Building full of elementary school dropouts and hot, young unwed mothers with no upper teeth. rudiger: But what about hookers and crackwhores? They don't do laundry. I think they just stand out in the rain and count it as wash day. I'd forgotten how well self-service car washes can keep multiple hookers and crackwhores clean (along with whatever they're wearing) for very little coin. That's why the hooker supervisor always has a convertible. Once a week they all pile in and go through. Clean as a whistle. On long weekends they ask for the hot wax. Keeps them smooth and shiny.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2022 15:34:36 GMT
I'd forgotten how well self-service car washes can keep multiple hookers and crackwhores clean (along with whatever they're wearing) for very little coin. That's why the hooker supervisor always has a convertible. Once a week they all pile in and go through. Clean as a whistle. On long weekends they ask for the hot wax. Keeps them smooth and shiny. Is hooker supervisor the new term for pimp? Really classes the place up.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2022 17:19:59 GMT
That's why the hooker supervisor always has a convertible. Once a week they all pile in and go through. Clean as a whistle. On long weekends they ask for the hot wax. Keeps them smooth and shiny. Is hooker supervisor the new term for pimp? Really classes the place up. The hooker supervisor makes sure her "crew" has the appropriate amount of make-up (tons), is wearing a tacky outfit and always checks to make sure they have the finest condoms. They're also the ones who pass out the Burger King coupons to the "Hooker of the Week" winner. Very exciting.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2022 18:32:44 GMT
Is hooker supervisor the new term for pimp? Really classes the place up. The hooker supervisor makes sure her "crew" has the appropriate amount of make-up (tons), is wearing a tacky outfit and always checks to make sure they have the finest condoms. They're also the ones who pass out the Burger King coupons to the "Hooker of the Week" winner. Very exciting. Hooker Supervisor:Is that a Whopper in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Woonsocket Burger King Cashier: Move along, Betty...
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