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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2022 18:47:11 GMT
The hooker supervisor makes sure her "crew" has the appropriate amount of make-up (tons), is wearing a tacky outfit and always checks to make sure they have the finest condoms. They're also the ones who pass out the Burger King coupons to the "Hooker of the Week" winner. Very exciting. Hooker Supervisor:Is that a Whopper in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Woonsocket Burger King Cashier: Move along, Betty... You ever encounter a hooker with Whopper breath? It's quite intoxicating.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2022 20:12:58 GMT
Hooker Supervisor:Is that a Whopper in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Woonsocket Burger King Cashier: Move along, Betty... You ever encounter a hooker with Whopper breath? It's quite intoxicating. Wasn't there a famous Woonsocket hooker named Whopper Breath? I heard she sold the use of her name to Trojan to use on a line of condoms.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2022 20:27:30 GMT
You ever encounter a hooker with Whopper breath? It's quite intoxicating. Wasn't there a famous Woonsocket hooker named Whopper Breath? I heard she sold the use of her name to Trojan to use on a line of condoms. I went to the city Hall of Records. I found a hooker "Big Whopper", but no "Whopper Breath".
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2022 21:35:52 GMT
Wasn't there a famous Woonsocket hooker named Whopper Breath? I heard she sold the use of her name to Trojan to use on a line of condoms. I went to the city Hall of Records. I found a hooker "Big Whopper", but no "Whopper Breath". Not the same hooker who died in that airplane crash with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens? Dang...
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2022 21:52:02 GMT
I went to the city Hall of Records. I found a hooker "Big Whopper", but no "Whopper Breath". Not the same hooker who died in that airplane crash with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens? Dang... Buddy Holly: No! Don't! It's a small, enclosed area! Big Whopper: [prrrrrrrrrrrp] Holly and Valens: Aiiiiieeeeee!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 8, 2022 22:51:57 GMT
Wasn't there a famous Woonsocket hooker named Whopper Breath? I heard she sold the use of her name to Trojan to use on a line of condoms. I went to the city Hall of Records. I found a hooker "Big Whopper", but no "Whopper Breath". Big Stein: Big Whopper, chart topper, heart stopper. Won't you stop my heart for free?
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Post by rudiger on Feb 9, 2022 0:05:41 GMT
Not the same hooker who died in that airplane crash with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens? Dang... Buddy Holly: No! Don't! It's a small, enclosed area! Big Whopper: [prrrrrrrrrrrp] Holly and Valens: Aiiiiieeeeee! We also would have accepted Big Whopper: Hel-loh, Bay-bee!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 9, 2022 0:16:51 GMT
Buddy Holly: No! Don't! It's a small, enclosed area! Big Whopper: [prrrrrrrrrrrp] Holly and Valens: Aiiiiieeeeee! We also would have accepted Big Whopper: Hel-loh, Bay-bee! Wouldn't it be "Good-bye, Bay-bee"? rudiger: Move along, Betty.
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Post by mistercohen on Feb 25, 2022 2:27:54 GMT
She live on Park Avenue. Take apartment from husband. Where is mistercohen ? here
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 25, 2022 3:09:32 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 25, 2022 13:03:46 GMT
He must have lost his sense of smell because of COVID. He didn't ask what stinks in here.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 27, 2022 16:21:43 GMT
He must have lost his sense of smell because of COVID. He didn't ask what stinks in here. I spray the place with the finest deodorants.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 27, 2022 18:31:31 GMT
He must have lost his sense of smell because of COVID. He didn't ask what stinks in here. I spray the place with the finest deodorants. And just like that he's gone again. You must have overdone it with the de-stinkifier. He's not used to things smelling so fresh.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 27, 2022 20:06:09 GMT
I spray the place with the finest deodorants. And just like that he's gone again. You must have overdone it with the de-stinkifier. He's not used to things smelling so fresh. Maybe I could add some more toots?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 27, 2022 22:56:16 GMT
And just like that he's gone again. You must have overdone it with the de-stinkifier. He's not used to things smelling so fresh. Maybe I could add some more toots? Waft them in his direction so he picks up the scent.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 1, 2022 11:39:52 GMT
Maybe I could add some more toots? Waft them in his direction so he picks up the scent. You know, the smell of nuts' foofs are 50% nuts, 50% berries and 50% farm.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 1, 2022 15:11:57 GMT
Waft them in his direction so he picks up the scent. You know, the smell of nuts' foofs are 50% nuts, 50% berries and 50% farm. nuts: How can you go wrong?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 1, 2022 17:00:49 GMT
You know, the smell of nuts' foofs are 50% nuts, 50% berries and 50% farm. nuts: How can you go wrong? Okay, Yogi. Now go make a boo-boo.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2023 14:36:31 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2023 16:03:13 GMT
Yoink!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2023 22:03:08 GMT
I was misled by the thumbnail. She isn't really pooping in the machine. rudiger: What a gyp!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2023 0:03:13 GMT
I was misled by the thumbnail. She isn't really pooping in the machine. rudiger: What a gyp! So, you keep the crackheads out but what about the crackwhores? In, out, up, down? I need more guidance here, Missy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2023 0:11:13 GMT
I was misled by the thumbnail. She isn't really pooping in the machine. rudiger: What a gyp! So, you keep the crackheads out but what about the crackwhores? In, out, up, down? I need more guidance here, Missy. Crackheads need clean clothes, too. I smell a lawsuit. Note the pic of the black dude when she said "crackheads".
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2023 0:49:28 GMT
So, you keep the crackheads out but what about the crackwhores? In, out, up, down? I need more guidance here, Missy. Crackheads need clean clothes, too. I smell a lawsuit. Note the pic of the black dude when she said "crackheads". Forget about a lawsuit. Loot that laundromat, then burn it down.
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Post by rudiger on Jan 30, 2023 1:45:27 GMT
Okay, Raxx, I want that 17:56 of my life back, and I 'really' mean it, this time. Today was the day I usually reserve for scratching my ass and watching that video took valuable time away from that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2023 9:56:03 GMT
Okay, Raxx, I want that 17:56 of my life back, and I 'really' mean it, this time. Today was the day I usually reserve for scratching my ass and watching that video took valuable time away from that. You can scratch your ass tomorrow!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2023 9:57:10 GMT
Crackheads need clean clothes, too. I smell a lawsuit. Note the pic of the black dude when she said "crackheads". Forget about a lawsuit. Loot that laundromat, then burn it down. As part of a 'peaceful protest'? To bring attention to the rising costs of doing laundry? Sounds good.
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Post by rudiger on Jan 30, 2023 15:13:47 GMT
Forget about a lawsuit. Loot that laundromat, then burn it down. As part of a 'peaceful protest'? To bring attention to the rising costs of doing laundry? Sounds good. Looting and buring (hopefully, in that order) is a 'peaceful protest'? Sheesh, I'd hate to know what a violent one would be like.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2023 16:30:26 GMT
As part of a 'peaceful protest'? To bring attention to the rising costs of doing laundry? Sounds good. Looting and buring (hopefully, in that order) is a 'peaceful protest'? Sheesh, I'd hate to know what a violent one would be like. nuts: civil rights!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 17, 2023 22:11:23 GMT
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