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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 20, 2021 5:34:49 GMT
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 20, 2021 5:39:24 GMT
So too bad about Springer not heading to the Mets, eh pizzabagel? PB: Yeah. I just hope George Springer's luggage doesn't get lost in the airport. Or it could be no clothes for him! You work in the airport? PB:No, just......hangin around. Nuts: Guys, the O's have a new ves.... The Board: SHUT UP, NUTSY! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 20, 2021 11:37:07 GMT
So too bad about Springer not heading to the Mets, eh pizzabagel ? PB: Yeah. I just hope George Springer's luggage doesn't get lost in the airport. Or it could be no clothes for him! You work in the airport? PB:No, just......hangin around. Nuts: Guys, the O's have a new ves.... The Board: SHUT UP, NUTSY! nuts: Hats? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 22, 2021 6:30:52 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2021 11:20:06 GMT
SirMoe can sniff out a bargain. His last couch cost him 73 cents. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 13:04:37 GMT
Big Stein: George Springer, right-winger, humdinger. Won't you ding my hum for me?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 13:08:43 GMT
SirMoe can sniff out a bargain. His last couch cost him 73 cents. I don't think it means coinage. It's either ditching your old couch and getting a new one, changing it, or getting up from one couch and sitting on a different one, changing which couch you're on. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2021 13:24:22 GMT
SirMoe can sniff out a bargain. His last couch cost him 73 cents. I don't think it means coinage. It's either ditching your old couch and getting a new one, changing it, or getting up from one couch and sitting on a different one, changing which couch you're on. Oh, go soak your head in a big bowl of dipping sauce. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 13:25:26 GMT
I don't think it means coinage. It's either ditching your old couch and getting a new one, changing it, or getting up from one couch and sitting on a different one, changing which couch you're on. Oh, go soak your head in a big bowl of dipping sauce. Stop talking about bowls! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2021 13:26:41 GMT
Oh, go soak your head in a big bowl of dipping sauce. Stop talking about bowls! Bowling? Yeah, let's start a bowling league! Your team against mine. My first pick is SirMoe. He looks like he could bowl a 200 game without blinking. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 13:36:12 GMT
Stop talking about bowls! Bowling? Yeah, let's start a bowling league! Your team against mine. My first pick is SirMoe. He looks like he could bowl a 200 game without blinking. Forget about bowling. You want a rush? Stub your toe on a toilet bowl, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing, you'll see visions. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2021 13:52:53 GMT
Bowling? Yeah, let's start a bowling league! Your team against mine. My first pick is SirMoe. He looks like he could bowl a 200 game without blinking. Forget about bowling. You want a rush? Stub your toe on a toilet bowl, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing, you'll see visions. Here's a vision...Andre the Giant using your toilet. After a big Mexican meal. pizzabagel: I feel sick. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 14:22:01 GMT
Forget about bowling. You want a rush? Stub your toe on a toilet bowl, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing, you'll see visions. Here's a vision...Andre the Giant using your toilet. After a big Mexican meal. pizzabagel: I feel sick. Big for you or me or big for Andre? rhs: Big for Andre. [Throws up in mouth] |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2021 16:22:04 GMT
Here's a vision...Andre the Giant using your toilet. After a big Mexican meal. pizzabagel: I feel sick. Big for you or me or big for Andre? rhs: Big for Andre. [Throws up in mouth] Andre: Hey! Look at the big baby with his puny toilet! I can fill your toilet by just eating breakfast. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 22, 2021 16:29:01 GMT
the o's don't hire cheating scallywags.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 16:31:15 GMT
the o's don't hire cheating scallywags. They don't bring them up through their farm system. They trade for them. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 24, 2021 2:27:38 GMT
Yes. Jim Crane stuck his arm in between the couch cushions and said "how's this, Georgie?" |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 24, 2021 2:37:17 GMT
SirMoe can sniff out a bargain. His last couch cost him 73 cents. And that was still too much! I got that bastard salesman to bring it down 10 cents. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 24, 2021 2:40:25 GMT
Stop talking about bowls! Bowling? Yeah, let's start a bowling league! Your team against mine. My first pick is SirMoe. He looks like he could bowl a 200 game without blinking. Oh I can bowl with the best of them! I get it into the gutter each time and avoid the pins narrowly. That's bowling right? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 24, 2021 12:18:52 GMT
SirMoe can sniff out a bargain. His last couch cost him 73 cents. And that was still too much! I got that bastard salesman to bring it down 10 cents. Did they let you keep the bedbugs? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 24, 2021 12:19:47 GMT
Bowling? Yeah, let's start a bowling league! Your team against mine. My first pick is SirMoe. He looks like he could bowl a 200 game without blinking. Oh I can bowl with the best of them! I get it into the gutter each time and avoid the pins narrowly. That's bowling right? Good enough for me. I was going to pick nuts but he'd just hold things up while he finished his danish. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 26, 2021 22:52:19 GMT
Yes. Jim Crane stuck his arm in between the couch cushions and said "how's this, Georgie?" I’m confused 🤯 |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 26, 2021 23:52:26 GMT
Yes. Jim Crane stuck his arm in between the couch cushions and said "how's this, Georgie?" I’m confused 🤯 You know Jim Crane. He's Frasier and Niles' never-seen brother. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 27, 2021 16:23:13 GMT
You know Jim Crane. He's Frasier and Niles' never-seen brother. I thought that was Bob Crane. pizzabagel: No, he was Colonel Hogan. Les Crane? pizzabagel: No, he did "Desiderata". Marion Crane? pizzabagel: Butchered by Norman Bates. Okay. I'm out. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 28, 2021 21:12:26 GMT
And that was still too much! I got that bastard salesman to bring it down 10 cents. Did they let you keep the bedbugs? They insisted. But I still got rid of those little son of a bitch bastards. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 28, 2021 21:58:50 GMT
Did they let you keep the bedbugs? They insisted. But I still got rid of those little son of a bitch bastards. (sits on SirMoe's sofa) Hmmm.....smells a little. Almost like...no...it couldn't be. Hey! Someone peed on your couch! SirMoe: It was nuts. He stuffed himself with dipping sauce and just sort of let go. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 29, 2021 1:49:18 GMT
You know Jim Crane. He's Frasier and Niles' never-seen brother. Nopes 😷 |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 2:04:14 GMT
You know Jim Crane. He's Frasier and Niles' never-seen brother. Nopes 😷 You're supposed to say "Not even close." You're losin' it, man. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 29, 2021 3:17:45 GMT
They insisted. But I still got rid of those little son of a bitch bastards. (sits on SirMoe's sofa) Hmmm.....smells a little. Almost like...no...it couldn't be. Hey! Someone peed on your couch! SirMoe: It was nuts. He stuffed himself with dipping sauce and just sort of let go. Haha, and I used Nuts O's vest to blot the piss. Oh....sorry, nutsy! Nuts: Not a problem. -pulls another O's vest out of an O's bag- ......You never run out, do you? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 10:08:27 GMT
(sits on SirMoe's sofa) Hmmm.....smells a little. Almost like...no...it couldn't be. Hey! Someone peed on your couch! SirMoe: It was nuts. He stuffed himself with dipping sauce and just sort of let go. Haha, and I used Nuts O's vest to blot the piss. Oh....sorry, nutsy! Nuts: Not a problem. -pulls another O's vest out of an O's bag- ......You never run out, do you? That's his newest invention. The O's vest dispenser. Say you're at Camden Yards and someone next to you spills his beer on your vest. Just vrrrp...out comes a new one. |
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