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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 12:19:00 GMT
Haha, and I used Nuts O's vest to blot the piss. Oh....sorry, nutsy! Nuts: Not a problem. -pulls another O's vest out of an O's bag- ......You never run out, do you? That's his newest invention. The O's vest dispenser. Say you're at Camden Yards and someone next to you spills his beer on your vest. Just vrrrp...out comes a new one. You know, nuts is in talks with Boog Powell to have a grill-your-own-ribs stand. rhs: You can't have people placing their hands near a hot grill. It's all supervised. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:25:28 GMT
That's his newest invention. The O's vest dispenser. Say you're at Camden Yards and someone next to you spills his beer on your vest. Just vrrrp...out comes a new one. You know, nuts is in talks with Boog Powell to have a grill-your-own-ribs stand. rhs: You can't have people placing their hands near a hot grill. It's all supervised. He was originally going into business with Paul Blair on a dessert chain. nuts: Gonna call it "Blair and the Eclair". But then Paul died. Somehow "Rettenmund's Eclairs" didn't sound profitable. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 13:33:31 GMT
You know, nuts is in talks with Boog Powell to have a grill-your-own-ribs stand. rhs: You can't have people placing their hands near a hot grill. It's all supervised. He was originally going into business with Paul Blair on a dessert chain. nuts: Gonna call it "Blair and the Eclair". But then Paul died. Somehow "Rettenmund's Eclairs" didn't sound profitable. Is it too late to get on board with "Retten-muffins"? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:55:17 GMT
He was originally going into business with Paul Blair on a dessert chain. nuts: Gonna call it "Blair and the Eclair". But then Paul died. Somehow "Rettenmund's Eclairs" didn't sound profitable. Is it too late to get on board with "Retten-muffins"? I was thinking he could partner with Peter Paul and endorse "Retten Mounds" |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 15:46:44 GMT
Is it too late to get on board with "Retten-muffins"? I was thinking he could partner with Peter Paul and endorse "Retten Mounds" Some people -- not me, mind you -- would interpret "mounds" as his plop-plops. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 18:49:11 GMT
I was thinking he could partner with Peter Paul and endorse "Retten Mounds" Some people -- not me, mind you -- would interpret "mounds" as his plop-plops. Those are the ones filled with chocolate  |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 18:57:05 GMT
Some people -- not me, mind you -- would interpret "mounds" as his plop-plops. Those are the ones filled with chocolate Wait a minute. ALL my candies are chocolate!  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 19:21:52 GMT
Those are the ones filled with chocolate Wait a minute. ALL my candies are chocolate! I assume you have no interest in Boog Powell's new candy bar, "The Booger" then? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 19:29:03 GMT
Wait a minute. ALL my candies are chocolate! I assume you have no interest in Boog Powell's new candy bar, "The Booger" then? Ooh, no chocolate. I'm sold. Gimme. Hmm. A little chewy. A LOT chewy. Still chewy. Blecchhh! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 21:43:00 GMT
I assume you have no interest in Boog Powell's new candy bar, "The Booger" then? Ooh, no chocolate. I'm sold. Gimme. Hmm. A little chewy. A LOT chewy. Still chewy. Blecchhh! Boog's slogan is "It's green and yellow. For the discriminating fellow". |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 22:31:12 GMT
Ooh, no chocolate. I'm sold. Gimme. Hmm. A little chewy. A LOT chewy. Still chewy. Blecchhh! Boog's slogan is "It's green and yellow. For the discriminating fellow". Mine has red in it. rhs: Ooh, a quality pick! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 5, 2021 20:56:35 GMT
(sits on SirMoe's sofa) Hmmm.....smells a little. Almost like...no...it couldn't be. Hey! Someone peed on your couch! SirMoe: It was nuts. He stuffed himself with dipping sauce and just sort of let go. Haha, and I used Nuts O's vest to blot the piss. Oh....sorry, nutsy! Nuts: Not a problem. -pulls another O's vest out of an O's bag- ......You never run out, do you? Wut vest? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2021 14:59:01 GMT
Haha, and I used Nuts O's vest to blot the piss. Oh....sorry, nutsy! Nuts: Not a problem. -pulls another O's vest out of an O's bag- ......You never run out, do you? Wut vest? No. Wrong. The correct response was "Hats", although "Gloves" would have been acceptable. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 8, 2021 7:09:40 GMT
Haha, and I used Nuts O's vest to blot the piss. Oh....sorry, nutsy! Nuts: Not a problem. -pulls another O's vest out of an O's bag- ......You never run out, do you? Wut vest? The vest you're wearing right now |
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 8, 2021 11:00:10 GMT
The vest you're wearing right now The very vest he was about to return because it didn't have the promised orange-and-black striped lining. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2021 12:38:49 GMT
The vest you're wearing right now The very vest he was about to return because it didn't have the promised orange-and-black striped lining. Plus it was stained with barbecue sauce from Boog's ribs. |
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