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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 28, 2020 18:34:22 GMT
Jerry reveals he is a virgin!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 28, 2020 19:33:16 GMT
Jerry wakes up to find himself in a mental asylum, and discovers that his life in NYC and his friends were all just figments of his imagination.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Nov 28, 2020 19:53:28 GMT
Jerry gets the electric chair and the guard doesn't wet the sponge
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 28, 2020 19:58:05 GMT
Elaine wakes up next to her husband, Kramer, and says "I had the kookiest dream about us and your friends last night".
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 28, 2020 20:08:16 GMT
Jerry wakes up to find himself in a mental asylum, and discovers that his life in NYC and his friends were all just figments of his imagination. Is there a snow globe involved? Karma_Kramer: Possibly.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 28, 2020 20:10:23 GMT
Jerry gets the electric chair and the guard doesn't wet the sponge That's gotta hurt. I don't care where you're from.
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Post by snelling on Nov 28, 2020 20:16:55 GMT
George says the wrong wise-ass thing to a cop, and he winds up in "Bitch Prison" where he is pistol-whipped almost daily, and they keep him barely alive just to be used as a man-[va]gina. George is not allowed phone calls, lawyers or visitors. This lasts for forty years. AUDIENCE DOUBLES OVER IN LAUGHTER/APPLAUSE. FREEZE FRAME. CREDITS. CASTLE ROCK LIGHTHOUSE. (VOICE OVER; GEORGE REACTING VERBALLY TO BEING ANALLY RAPED) AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 28, 2020 20:26:34 GMT
Newman is revealed to have paid the guy to steal from the fatty to setup Seiny and his fiends!
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Nov 28, 2020 20:28:10 GMT
George says the wrong wise-ass thing to a cop, and he winds up in "Bitch Prison" where he is pistol-whipped almost daily, and they keep him barely alive just to be used as a man-[va]gina. George is not allowed phone calls, lawyers or visitors. This lasts for forty years. AUDIENCE DOUBLES OVER IN LAUGHTER/APPLAUSE. FREEZE FRAME. CREDITS. CASTLE ROCK LIGHTHOUSE. (VOICE OVER; GEORGE REACTING VERBALLY TO BEING ANALLY RAPED) AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 28, 2020 20:49:16 GMT
Newman is revealed to have paid the guy to steal from the fatty to setup Seiny and his fiends! His "fiends"? Who is he? Boris Badenov?
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Post by NJtoTX on Nov 28, 2020 20:53:53 GMT
Joe Davola, the lopper, Bob and Cedric, and the Clint Howard guy all get put in prison with them.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 28, 2020 21:04:07 GMT
Jerry wakes up to find himself in a mental asylum, and discovers that his life in NYC and his friends were all just figments of his imagination. Is there a snow globe involved? Karma_Kramer : Possibly. I know why you're asking that. You were watching reruns of "St. Elsewhere" all day Thanksgiving, weren't you? pizzabagel: Three Stooges marathon. Sixteen hours of Joe Besser.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 28, 2020 21:07:30 GMT
George says the wrong wise-ass thing to a cop, and he winds up in "Bitch Prison" where he is pistol-whipped almost daily, and they keep him barely alive just to be used as a man-[va]gina. George is not allowed phone calls, lawyers or visitors. This lasts for forty years. AUDIENCE DOUBLES OVER IN LAUGHTER/APPLAUSE. FREEZE FRAME. CREDITS. CASTLE ROCK LIGHTHOUSE. (VOICE OVER; GEORGE REACTING VERBALLY TO BEING ANALLY RAPED) AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!! Poor Georgie.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 28, 2020 21:08:51 GMT
"Georgie"? You think you can call him Georgie? Yeah (snort), like he'd be friends with you.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 28, 2020 21:23:31 GMT
"Georgie"? You think you can call him Georgie? Yeah (snort), like he'd be friends with you. I happen to know for a fact that he was called Georgie in social situations. I once saw him at a bar and someone came up to him and said "Hello, Georgie. How about a beer?" O.K. So that's a fact.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 28, 2020 23:44:33 GMT
Elaine has AIDS.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 29, 2020 0:28:08 GMT
Oh, you're playing to the soap opera crowd nuts? Okay, we're taking it up a notch. Newman gets diabetes and loses a foot. Kramer falls in Jerry's apartment one too many times and ends up a paraplegic. George dies in a car fire. Jerry is murdered by Lanette's "dude".
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 29, 2020 1:35:51 GMT
So it's a "very special" episode? nuts: Well, it is The Finale. I would say that's pretty special on its face. On its face? What kind of expression is that? nuts: I don't know, PB. Police lingo.
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Post by snelling on Nov 29, 2020 3:22:34 GMT
rhs6358: Kramer falls in Jerry's apartment one too many times and ends up a paraplegic.
Kramer subsequently sues Jerry (with Jackie Chiles' help) and wipes him out of everything holy. Jerry is later found dangling by the neck in the bowels of the building and partially eaten by vermin.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 29, 2020 12:27:58 GMT
rhs6358: Kramer falls in Jerry's apartment one too many times and ends up a paraplegic. Kramer subsequently sues Jerry (with Jackie Chiles' help) and wipes him out of everything holy. Jerry is later found dangling by the neck in the bowels of the building and partially eaten by vermin. Ooh, this sounds more like a Hitchcock episode. Can Virginia Gregg play one of the residents of the building? snelling: Virginia Gregg died in 1986. Well it's only a small role.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 29, 2020 18:32:12 GMT
george becomes a tranny!
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 29, 2020 18:40:08 GMT
And wears velvet dresses? Very chic.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 29, 2020 19:12:47 GMT
rhs6358: Kramer falls in Jerry's apartment one too many times and ends up a paraplegic. Kramer subsequently sues Jerry (with Jackie Chiles' help) and wipes him out of everything holy. Jerry is later found dangling by the neck in the bowels of the building and partially eaten by vermin. Which parts? snelling: Um, the vermin-y parts?
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 29, 2020 19:46:24 GMT
rhs6358: Kramer falls in Jerry's apartment one too many times and ends up a paraplegic. Kramer subsequently sues Jerry (with Jackie Chiles' help) and wipes him out of everything holy. Jerry is later found dangling by the neck in the bowels of the building and partially eaten by vermin. Which parts? snelling : Um, the vermin-y parts? This is a job for....The Verminator!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 4, 2020 0:19:45 GMT
J Peterman gets the judge to release them...on the condition they all become his butlers!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Dec 4, 2020 4:54:53 GMT
Peppy: Twist?!? Like a BARREL ROLL?!?!?
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Post by snelling on Dec 4, 2020 5:13:50 GMT
Peppy: Twist?!? Like a BARREL ROLL?!?!? Scary as fudge.
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Post by samcollins99 on Dec 4, 2020 12:47:48 GMT
J Peterman gets the judge to release them...on the condition they all become his butlers! Is that customary in the state's legal system?
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 4, 2020 13:29:51 GMT
J Peterman gets the judge to release them...on the condition they all become his butlers! Is that customary in the state's legal system? New avatar? It's good. I like it. The camera loves stout.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 4, 2020 13:30:23 GMT
J Peterman gets the judge to release them...on the condition they all become his butlers! Is that customary in the state's legal system? Depends on her lawyer.
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