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Post by samcollins99 on Dec 4, 2020 13:33:01 GMT
Is that customary in the state's legal system? New avatar? It's good. I like it. The camera loves stout. I'm gearing up for the new year. 2021 will see a new Sam in town, baby!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 4, 2020 13:56:07 GMT
J Peterman gets the judge to release them...on the condition they all become his butlers! Is that customary in the state's legal system? Believe it or not, Sam's avatar changed. The old one can not be seen. It finally ran its many-year course. Where could it be? Believe it or not, it has changed.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 4, 2020 15:13:04 GMT
Is that customary in the state's legal system? Believe it or not, Sam's avatar changed. The old one can not be seen. It finally ran its many-year course. Where could it be? Believe it or not, it has changed. And he moved up on Hawkeye's speed dial. This kid is going places.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 4, 2020 15:37:36 GMT
Peppy? Careful. Owls and potato chips don't get along together.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 4, 2020 16:50:37 GMT
Peppy? Careful. Owls and potato chips don't get along together. It used to be "Pepe", but the Spanish people complained because he doesn't look Spanish.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 4, 2020 16:59:18 GMT
Peppy? Careful. Owls and potato chips don't get along together. It used to be "Pepe", but the Spanish people complained because he doesn't look Spanish. I dare say that Peppy looks as Spanish as Condorito does. Maybe more Spanish than him. Rava: There are no degrees of Spanish-ness. You're either Spanish-looking or not.
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Post by snelling on Dec 5, 2020 16:34:56 GMT
I like the cartoon "cigarette," especially. ZIG-ZAG; we're smoking dog shit.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 6, 2020 19:53:05 GMT
kramer wins the lottery!
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 6, 2020 22:37:18 GMT
And doesn't share the winnings with George, so George murders him?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Dec 9, 2020 21:47:51 GMT
The gang get tossed into a cell with Darren the intern, who is now all beefed up from taking steroids and lifting weights every day. He is super pissed and wants his revenge on them for getting him incarcerated. He proceeds to brutally anal rape Jerry, George and Kramer, while keeping Elaine as his sex slave.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Dec 10, 2020 23:50:34 GMT
The gang get tossed into a cell with Darren the intern, who is now all beefed up from taking steroids and lifting weights every day. He is super pissed and wants his revenge on them for getting him incarcerated. He proceeds to brutally anal rape Jerry, George and Kramer, while keeping Elaine as his sex slave. There's a porn, that's a porno!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 19, 2020 13:45:08 GMT
Mason. Jars.
Think about it.🤔
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 19, 2020 13:48:48 GMT
Mason. Jars. Think about it.🤔 Bania: Why are there only Mason jars? Why are there no Dixie jars? That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 19, 2020 14:30:20 GMT
Mason. Jars. Think about it.🤔 Mason jars. Which contain....food! Arrrggghhhh!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 4, 2021 4:51:04 GMT
newman...gets a job with ups!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 4, 2021 11:22:46 GMT
newman...gets a job with ups! And he soon runs their operation into the ground.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 4, 2021 12:34:25 GMT
newman...gets a job with ups! And he soon runs their operation into the ground. He could get a job with FedEx. Mis-delivering and breaking items. He seems like he'd be a natural.
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Post by snelling on Jan 5, 2021 23:13:53 GMT
The writers predict the pandemic and Newman gets COVID-19. No one offers sympathy. Not even his mother or Babs. Newman loses 160 pounds before his death. Only Schmoopie attends his funeral, and, of course, smiles as his coffin is lowered.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 14, 2021 4:09:55 GMT
At the end they find out that the plane actually crashed and they're all dead, and that prison is actually hell.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 14, 2021 4:24:48 GMT
At the end they find out that the plane actually crashed and they're all dead, and that prison is actually hell. And the trial was Judgment Day? Brilliant! So there really won't be a reboot?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 14, 2021 18:55:34 GMT
At the end they find out that the plane actually crashed and they're all dead, and that prison is actually hell. You mean like that "Twilight Zone" episode? Karma_Kramer: Which one? They're all like that!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 14, 2021 18:56:30 GMT
At the end they find out that the plane actually crashed and they're all dead, and that prison is actually hell. And the trial was Judgment Day? Brilliant! So there really won't be a reboot? "Seinfeld: In Hell". Featuring the corpse of Jim Backus as the devil.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 15, 2021 22:09:29 GMT
Jeffery Epstein is in the back corner of the courtroom smiling 🤭
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 15, 2021 22:42:34 GMT
Jeffery Epstein is in the back corner of the courtroom smiling 🤭 It's because the NBC private jet was in fact the infamous "Lolita Express."
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Post by snelling on Jan 16, 2021 11:25:15 GMT
OK, so all the men on the show who had more than ten words spoken, end up on the NBC jet, and it crashes. And DeltaHomicide and myself share all the remaining women. We could choose them, taking turns as if we were playing kickball. I would take Carol Leifer.
DeltaHomicide: Sidra
Babs
DeltaHomicide: Lisi
Schmoopie
DeltaHomicide: Marla
Hildy
DeltaHomicide: Sophie
Susan Ross
DeltaHomicide: Jodi
...etc...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 18, 2021 22:13:55 GMT
Soup Nazi is George’s brother!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 18, 2021 23:01:29 GMT
Soup Nazi is George’s brother! So when he demands $3 from George for bread he's showing no preference to family members? Hmmm... interesting take. But I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. Good day, Mr. nuts.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 18, 2021 23:18:05 GMT
OK, so all the men on the show who had more than ten words spoken, end up on the NBC jet, and it crashes. And DeltaHomicide and myself share all the remaining women. We could choose them, taking turns as if we were playing kickball. I would take Carol Leifer. DeltaHomicide: Sidra Babs DeltaHomicide: Lisi Schmoopie DeltaHomicide: Marla Hildy DeltaHomicide: Sophie Susan Ross DeltaHomicide: Jodi ...etc... Donna Chang: Hey! Over here!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 22, 2021 20:43:48 GMT
Kramer is an alien from another planet.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2021 21:18:25 GMT
Kramer is an alien from another planet. I always thought he was. After all, he's a pod.
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