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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 18, 2022 18:09:30 GMT
But, for that matter, I never watched even ten seconds of "Major Dad". Who is major dad? Major Mom's husband.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 18, 2022 18:12:18 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 23, 2022 17:13:01 GMT
You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did. Make sure to get the same deal that Ted Danson got. On both sammys today: both served sans pickle! This is an abomination!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 23, 2022 17:29:07 GMT
Make sure to get the same deal that Ted Danson got. On both sammys today: both served sans pickle! This is an abomination! Sandwich Nazi: You want pickles? nuts: Yes, please. Sandwich Nazi: Three dollars!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 23, 2022 17:30:22 GMT
On both sammys today: both served sans pickle! This is an abomination! Sandwich Nazi: You want pickles? nuts: Yes, please. Sandwich Nazi: Three dollars! They charged me extra this time too! Still no pickles!!!!😳
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 23, 2022 18:03:58 GMT
Sandwich Nazi: You want pickles? nuts: Yes, please. Sandwich Nazi: Three dollars! They charged me extra this time too! Still no pickles!!!!😳 Big Stein: A lot more money. No more pickles.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 23, 2022 18:53:50 GMT
They charged me extra this time too! Still no pickles!!!!😳 Big Stein: A lot more money. No more pickles. I’m writing a letter to the editor.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 23, 2022 20:14:56 GMT
Big Stein: A lot more money. No more pickles. I’m writing a letter to the editor. Pickle Magazine?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 23, 2022 20:17:28 GMT
I’m writing a letter to the editor. Pickle Magazine? Tulsa World
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 23, 2022 20:34:13 GMT
Oh, okay. I was a bit worried. Pickle Magazine prides itself on its monthly feature, "Show us your pickle".
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 23, 2022 22:06:58 GMT
Yall need to get a good pickle already. Go, hunt!
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 2:21:35 GMT
Oh, okay. I was a bit worried. Pickle Magazine prides itself on its monthly feature, "Show us your pickle". Judge: Mr. Rudiger, that's not what Pickle Magazine meant in their monthly "show us your pickle" feature.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 10:47:21 GMT
Oh, okay. I was a bit worried. Pickle Magazine prides itself on its monthly feature, "Show us your pickle". Judge: Mr. Rudiger, that's not what Pickle Magazine meant in their monthly "show us your pickle" feature. rudiger: Then why is it a centerfold? Judge: It's for very large pickles. rudiger:
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 11:05:53 GMT
Judge: Mr. Rudiger, that's not what Pickle Magazine meant in their monthly "show us your pickle" feature. rudiger: Then why is it a centerfold? Judge: It's for very large pickles. rudiger: Sounds like "Centerfold Pickle" would be a good porn name. Female Pornstar: Who am I working with today? Director: Centerfold Pickle. Female Pornstar: <wincing> Oh, no...
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 11:34:59 GMT
rudiger: Then why is it a centerfold? Judge: It's for very large pickles. rudiger: Sounds like "Centerfold Pickle" would be a good porn name. Female Pornstar: Who am I working with today? Director: Centerfold Pickle. Female Pornstar: <wincing> Oh, no... George: Jerry, did I ever tell you what my porn name would be? Jerry: Yeah, you told me you'd be "Dill Pickle".
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2022 12:03:41 GMT
Sounds like "Centerfold Pickle" would be a good porn name. Female Pornstar: Who am I working with today? Director: Centerfold Pickle. Female Pornstar: <wincing> Oh, no... George: Jerry, did I ever tell you what my porn name would be? Jerry: Yeah, you told me you'd be "Dill Pickle". Mine is Dull Pickle, given to me by my partners. 😕
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 13:25:07 GMT
George: Jerry, did I ever tell you what my porn name would be? Jerry: Yeah, you told me you'd be "Dill Pickle". Mine is Dull Pickle, given to me by my partners. 😕 Apparently, there's a vegetarian restaurant in the Wisconsin Dells named The Pickle Factory. I'm at a loss to understand why they didn't simply call the place The Dell Pickle. Run by a guy whose name is Delton Pickle...
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 13:27:11 GMT
Mine is Dull Pickle, given to me by my partners. 😕 Apparently, there's a vegetarian restaurant in the Wisconsin Dells named The Pickle Factory. I'm at a loss to understand why they didn't simply call the place The Dell Pickle. Run by a guy whose name is Delton Pickle... There's a restaurant in the city I grew up in called "In a Pickle". Now, if you're me, you get the impression their whole menu is built around pickles. Pickle hash, pickle & egg subs, pickle coffee...
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 13:28:13 GMT
George: Jerry, did I ever tell you what my porn name would be? Jerry: Yeah, you told me you'd be "Dill Pickle". Mine is Dull Pickle, given to me by my partners. 😕 So the rumors about you being called "Sweet Baby Gherkin" in gym class are just a pack of lies?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 14:05:31 GMT
Apparently, there's a vegetarian restaurant in the Wisconsin Dells named The Pickle Factory. I'm at a loss to understand why they didn't simply call the place The Dell Pickle. Run by a guy whose name is Delton Pickle... There's a restaurant in the city I grew up in called "In a Pickle". Now, if you're me, you get the impression their whole menu is built around pickles. Pickle hash, pickle & egg subs, pickle coffee... I've never been much of a pickle fan. Now, a pickled cucumber, that's a whole different story.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 15:01:03 GMT
There's a restaurant in the city I grew up in called "In a Pickle". Now, if you're me, you get the impression their whole menu is built around pickles. Pickle hash, pickle & egg subs, pickle coffee... I've never been much of a pickle fan. Now, a pickled cucumber, that's a whole different story. I don't like pickles at all. I've been pickled....
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 17:38:10 GMT
Mine is Dull Pickle, given to me by my partners. 😕 So the rumors about you being called "Sweet Baby Gherkin" in gym class are just a pack of lies? Imagine having the last name of Gherkin. You'd instantly be known as 'Jerkin' Gherkin', whether applicable or not. And have to endlessly endure hearing "Hey, Gherkin! You still jerkin' your pickle?". It goes without saying that the guy would grow up to be a serial killer, sort of like every kid named Jeeves becoming a butler. Or serial killer.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 17:43:51 GMT
So the rumors about you being called "Sweet Baby Gherkin" in gym class are just a pack of lies? Imagine having the last name of Gherkin. You'd instantly be known as 'Jerkin' Gherkin', whether applicable or not. And have to endlessly endure hearing "Hey, Gherkin! You still jerkin' your pickle?". It goes without saying that the guy would grow up to be a serial killer, sort of like every kid named Jeeves becoming a butler. Or serial killer. Former MLB outfielder Rusty Kuntz: Hell, I'd gladly take Gherkin for a last name.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 18:18:56 GMT
Imagine having the last name of Gherkin. You'd instantly be known as 'Jerkin' Gherkin', whether applicable or not. And have to endlessly endure hearing "Hey, Gherkin! You still jerkin' your pickle?". It goes without saying that the guy would grow up to be a serial killer, sort of like every kid named Jeeves becoming a butler. Or serial killer. Former MLB outfielder Rusty Kuntz: Hell, I'd gladly take Gherkin for a last name. Imagine if he married Mulva. These comments write themselves!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 18:42:51 GMT
Former MLB outfielder Rusty Kuntz: Hell, I'd gladly take Gherkin for a last name. Imagine if he married Mulva. These comments write themselves! How did people go about their lives years ago with names like that? What's My Line Scenario: John Daly: Would our next contestant enter and sign in, please? Mulva...Kun....oh...ah... (audience chuckles) John Daly: Is it Miss Koonce or Mrs. Koonce? Mulva: It's Mrs. And it's Kuntz, pea-brain! Kuntz! Johnny Olson: Due to techincal difficulties, What's My Line will not be seen tonight. Or ever again.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2022 19:06:02 GMT
Imagine if he married Mulva. These comments write themselves! How did people go about their lives years ago with names like that? What's My Line Scenario: John Daly: Would our next contestant enter and sign in, please? Mulva...Kun....oh...ah... (audience chuckles) John Daly: Is it Miss Koonce or Mrs. Koonce? Mulva: It's Mrs. And it's Kuntz, pea-brain! Kuntz! Johnny Olson: Due to techincal difficulties, What's My Line will not be seen tonight. Or ever again. Like another show, that was sponsored by Crumble Creature Crackers.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 24, 2022 19:06:16 GMT
Imagine if he married Mulva. These comments write themselves! How did people go about their lives years ago with names like that? What's My Line Scenario: John Daly: Would our next contestant enter and sign in, please? Mulva...Kun....oh...ah... (audience chuckles) John Daly: Is it Miss Koonce or Mrs. Koonce? Mulva: It's Mrs. And it's Kuntz, pea-brain! Kuntz! Johnny Olson: Due to techincal difficulties, What's My Line will not be seen tonight. Or ever again. I guess having an Asian dude with the name of Ho Li Fuk on the show would be completely out of the question.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 19:16:59 GMT
How did people go about their lives years ago with names like that? What's My Line Scenario: John Daly: Would our next contestant enter and sign in, please? Mulva...Kun....oh...ah... (audience chuckles) John Daly: Is it Miss Koonce or Mrs. Koonce? Mulva: It's Mrs. And it's Kuntz, pea-brain! Kuntz! Johnny Olson: Due to techincal difficulties, What's My Line will not be seen tonight. Or ever again. Like another show, that was sponsored by Crumble Creature Crackers. Are you saying John Charles Daly was a fake?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2022 19:18:21 GMT
How did people go about their lives years ago with names like that? What's My Line Scenario: John Daly: Would our next contestant enter and sign in, please? Mulva...Kun....oh...ah... (audience chuckles) John Daly: Is it Miss Koonce or Mrs. Koonce? Mulva: It's Mrs. And it's Kuntz, pea-brain! Kuntz! Johnny Olson: Due to techincal difficulties, What's My Line will not be seen tonight. Or ever again. I guess having an Asian dude with the name of Ho Li Fuk on the show would be completely out of the question. I believe that's why former infielder Johnny Dickshot was never asked to be a mystery guest. Bennett Cerf: I hear a lot of laughter. Are you a comedian? Johnny Dickshot: (begins to cry)
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2022 19:21:49 GMT
Like another show, that was sponsored by Crumble Creature Crackers. Are you saying John Charles Daly was a fake? Eddie Munster realized it only after he saw him without his makeup. He went to their dressing rooms for winning the "I Like Arlene Francis Because" contest.
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