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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2022 23:56:22 GMT
Producer: I got this great idea! You do a song called "Town Without Pitney". Gene Pitney: Yeah (snort) like that'll happen. Scene from 'Town Without Pitney or Pity'Ulysses S. McGill: What's the damn problem? Pitney Vendor: I can get your Pity from Bristol in two weeks. Here's your Pitney. Ulysses S. McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good. Pitney Vendor: Nearest Pity man's Bristol. Ulysses S. McGill: Hold on. I don't want this Pitney, I want Gene. Pitney Vendor: I don't carry Gene. I carry Bowes. Ulysses S. McGill: I don't want Bowes, god damn it! I'm a Gene man! Pitney Vendor: Watch your language, young man, this is a public market. Now, if you want Gene, I can have him here in a coupla weeks. Ulysses S. McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere! Elaine: (dismissive) Gene's trash. Gene Pitney: I'm Gene.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2022 9:00:27 GMT
Producer: I got this great idea! You do a song called "Town Without Pitney". Gene Pitney: Yeah (snort) like that'll happen. Or a movie, "The Man Who Shot Pitney Valance." Oh, this is all lockin' in! How about an HGTV series, "Pitney's Valances". He goes from house to house helping people spruce up their windows.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 30, 2022 15:56:12 GMT
Or a movie, "The Man Who Shot Pitney Valance." Oh, this is all lockin' in! How about an HGTV series, "Pitney's Valances". He goes from house to house helping people spruce up their windows. Better title: Pitney the Sprucer.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2022 18:24:30 GMT
How about an HGTV series, "Pitney's Valances". He goes from house to house helping people spruce up their windows. Better title: Pitney the Sprucer. Sounds like another one of those champagne coolie guys.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 30, 2022 21:11:00 GMT
Better title: Pitney the Sprucer. Sounds like another one of those champagne coolie guys. Pitney: I'll have a sprewski, Charlie. Bartender: Name's Mitch.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2022 22:48:14 GMT
Sounds like another one of those champagne coolie guys. Pitney: I'll have a sprewski, Charlie. Bartender: Name's Mitch. Pitney: Nice to meet you. I'm Gene. Bartender: Gene? Pfft. Girly name.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 30, 2022 23:19:18 GMT
Pitney: I'll have a sprewski, Charlie. Bartender: Name's Mitch. Pitney: Nice to meet you. I'm Gene. Bartender: Gene? Pfft. Girly name. Tierney, overhearing this: We're twins! [Points to name tag on her blouse]
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2022 23:24:45 GMT
Pitney: Nice to meet you. I'm Gene. Bartender: Gene? Pfft. Girly name. Tierney, overhearing this: We're twins! [Points to name tag on her blouse] Pitney: What!!??
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 16, 2022 16:41:02 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. The deli put a note with a club sandwich today: no pickle I have been cut off!!!😳
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Post by rudiger on Sept 16, 2022 16:52:07 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. The deli put a note with a club sandwich today: no pickle I have been cut off!!!😳 Was Paco working? Did you at least get the rubber band?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 16, 2022 17:05:33 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. The deli put a note with a club sandwich today: no pickle I have been cut off!!!😳 Did they discount it by a nickel? Willie Sr.: A nickel!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 16, 2022 17:19:00 GMT
You ever had a fresh grape? Huh? I've had... I've had fresh apples. Never had a fresh grape. Never... had a fresh cherry. Never had a fresh pear. Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand. The deli put a note with a club sandwich today: no pickle I have been cut off!!!😳 Morty: They cut off your pickle? Oh, I don't like the sound of that.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 16, 2022 21:45:28 GMT
The deli put a note with a club sandwich today: no pickle I have been cut off!!!😳 Morty: They cut off your pickle? Oh, I don't like the sound of that. Is that what used to be known as getting a Lorena Bobbitt? <wincing>
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 16, 2022 22:04:16 GMT
Morty: They cut off your pickle? Oh, I don't like the sound of that. Is that what used to be known as getting a Lorena Bobbitt? <wincing> Whatever happened to her? Or him? Or "it". Did they really reattach it, or does he really have a fake pee-pee, held on with velcro?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 17, 2022 17:48:28 GMT
The deli put a note with a club sandwich today: no pickle I have been cut off!!!😳 Was Paco working? Did you at least get the rubber band? I contacted management. Discussions are imminent.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 17, 2022 18:18:02 GMT
Was Paco working? Did you at least get the rubber band? I contacted management. Discussions are imminent. You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 17, 2022 19:18:34 GMT
I contacted management. Discussions are imminent. You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did. Make sure to get the same deal that Ted Danson got.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 17, 2022 19:36:29 GMT
You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did. Make sure to get the same deal that Ted Danson got. nuts is no Ted Danson! Unless he's going bald.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 17, 2022 20:25:11 GMT
I contacted management. Discussions are imminent. You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did. Lifetime pickles !
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 18, 2022 1:46:00 GMT
You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did. Lifetime pickles ! You'll have pickles up the ying-yang.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 18, 2022 1:51:11 GMT
You'll have pickles up the ying-yang. A side of pickles for my side of pickles!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 18, 2022 1:53:45 GMT
You'll have pickles up the ying-yang. A side of pickles for my side of pickles! Dills to the left of me Gherkins to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 18, 2022 12:39:47 GMT
You're going to negotiate with them? Don't do it the Bizarro way, like George did. Lifetime pickles ! So if you had been on "Let's Make a Deal", you'd have selected the lifetime of pickles over the canned squid?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 18, 2022 13:26:28 GMT
So if you had been on "Let's Make a Deal", you'd have selected the lifetime of pickles over the canned squid? Depends. Were they free-range squid?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 18, 2022 13:29:13 GMT
A side of pickles for my side of pickles! Dills to the left of me Gherkins to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with youThis reminds me: is it worse to be 'in a pickle' or 'in a jam'? I guess if one were really in trouble, it could be said they were 'in a pickle-jam'.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 18, 2022 14:03:07 GMT
So if you had been on "Let's Make a Deal", you'd have selected the lifetime of pickles over the canned squid? No way, Jose!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 18, 2022 14:03:26 GMT
Dills to the left of me Gherkins to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you This reminds me: is it worse to be 'in a pickle' or 'in a jam'? I guess if one were really in trouble, it could be said they were 'in a pickle-jam'. Yes!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 18, 2022 14:06:42 GMT
So if you had been on "Let's Make a Deal", you'd have selected the lifetime of pickles over the canned squid? Depends. Were they free-range squid? You can't just have squid roaming around out there. It's against nature. You have to keep the squid in pens in your backyard.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 18, 2022 16:40:53 GMT
So if you had been on "Let's Make a Deal", you'd have selected the lifetime of pickles over the canned squid? No way, Jose! So you're saying you'd take the canned squid over the pickles? Jack Klompus: Get the hell outta here with your canned squid.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 18, 2022 16:56:13 GMT
But, for that matter, I never watched even ten seconds of "Major Dad". Who is major dad?
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