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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2017 20:32:48 GMT
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it?...Dammit, I can't! Put de lime in de coconut an' drink 'em both up. RESERVOIR DOGS!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 10, 2017 21:02:53 GMT
Put de lime in de coconut an' drink 'em both up. RESERVOIR DOGS! oh my.
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Post by snelling on Aug 7, 2017 23:19:11 GMT
I just saw a Panera Bread in Missouri and there it's called the Saint Louis Bread Company. Same logo.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Aug 8, 2017 0:44:45 GMT
I just saw a Panera Bread in Missouri and there it's called the Saint Louis Bread Company. Same logo. That was its original name. I think it's just in the St. Louis area that they do that.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 6, 2017 1:40:18 GMT
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Post by JLD on Sept 6, 2017 5:01:18 GMT
Well, you don't want to keep too much Kosher or you won't be able to stand.
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Post by samcollins99 on Sept 6, 2017 15:29:29 GMT
Can I say one word to you guys?
Lobster!
The lobster here is unbelievable!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 16:50:30 GMT
Can I say one word to you guys? Lobster! The lobster here is unbelievable! Breathtaking, even.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 16:57:16 GMT
See, you know how to make the Kosher. You just don't know how to keep the Kosher. And that's really the most important part of the Kosher, the keeping. Anybody can just make it.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Sept 6, 2017 18:03:19 GMT
Can I say one word to you guys? Lobster! The lobster here is unbelievable! I keep somewhat Kosher and haven't tasted lobster for over forty years. I do mix meat and dairy because there are Biblical examples of where it was done.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 6, 2017 18:07:30 GMT
Can I say one word to you guys? Lobster! The lobster here is unbelievable! I keep somewhat Kosher and haven't tasted lobster for over forty years. I do mix meat and dairy because there are Biblical examples of where it was done. You ought to try pizzabagel's scrambled eggs then. Nobody makes a plate of scrambies like he does. Just a hint of lobster. Well, okay, he dumps 2 or 3 lobsters in there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 18:34:55 GMT
I keep somewhat Kosher and haven't tasted lobster for over forty years. I do mix meat and dairy because there are Biblical examples of where it was done. You ought to try pizzabagel's scrambled eggs then. Nobody makes a plate of scrambies like he does. Just a hint of lobster. Well, okay, he dumps 2 or 3 lobsters in there. And the eggs? Lobster eggs. Yum-aroo!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 6, 2017 19:59:42 GMT
You ought to try pizzabagel's scrambled eggs then. Nobody makes a plate of scrambies like he does. Just a hint of lobster. Well, okay, he dumps 2 or 3 lobsters in there. And the eggs? Lobster eggs. Yum-aroo! Yum-aroo? Is that a Rachel Ray thing? A Julia Child thing? No, wait. It's an old Howard Cosell line "And Frazier pulls the old Yum-aroo again!"
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 20:13:06 GMT
And the eggs? Lobster eggs. Yum-aroo! Yum-aroo? Is that a Rachel Ray thing? A Julia Child thing? No, wait. It's an old Howard Cosell line "And Frazier pulls the old Yum-aroo again!" Why, I oughta rope-a-dope you!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 6, 2017 21:57:03 GMT
Yum-aroo? Is that a Rachel Ray thing? A Julia Child thing? No, wait. It's an old Howard Cosell line "And Frazier pulls the old Yum-aroo again!" Why, I oughta rope-a-dope you! And how many dopes have you roped in your career? Does Home Depot sell a special Dope Rope? Could I use Dope Rope to hang my laundry? I don't want my unmentionables hanging on ordinary rope.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 22:09:39 GMT
Why, I oughta rope-a-dope you! And how many dopes have you roped in your career? Does Home Depot sell a special Dope Rope? Could I use Dope Rope to hang my laundry? I don't want my unmentionables hanging on ordinary rope. I don't know if they have Dope Rope, but Home Depot does carry the Poppie Mop. Guess what that's for.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 6, 2017 22:27:38 GMT
And how many dopes have you roped in your career? Does Home Depot sell a special Dope Rope? Could I use Dope Rope to hang my laundry? I don't want my unmentionables hanging on ordinary rope. I don't know if they have Dope Rope, but Home Depot does carry the Poppie Mop. Guess what that's for. I heard it's specifically for rest room floors, but I notice you can't wring it out or clean it. Ewwww.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 22:50:50 GMT
I don't know if they have Dope Rope, but Home Depot does carry the Poppie Mop. Guess what that's for. I heard it's specifically for rest room floors, but I notice you can't wring it out or clean it. Ewwww. Its one weakness. No wringing. Two. Two weaknesses. No wringing and no cleaning. Three weaknesses. Nobody expects the Poppie Mop. Tie it to the rack!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 6, 2017 22:52:38 GMT
I heard it's specifically for rest room floors, but I notice you can't wring it out or clean it. Ewwww. Its one weakness. No wringing. Two. Two weaknesses. No wringing and no cleaning. Three weaknesses. Nobody expects the Poppie Mop. Tie it to the rack! The Poppie Mop cleans up special. Veddy special!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 6, 2017 22:58:07 GMT
Its one weakness. No wringing. Two. Two weaknesses. No wringing and no cleaning. Three weaknesses. Nobody expects the Poppie Mop. Tie it to the rack! The Poppie Mop cleans up special. Veddy special! Let's just say that Bouchard's isn't the only restaurant where they used the bouillabaisse for a toilet ... or a mop slop.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2017 0:55:49 GMT
So what's the deal with Kosher pizza?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 7, 2017 10:05:31 GMT
So what's the deal with Kosher pizza? I want to know what's the deal with the name "Naim." Get it? Name. Naim. Oy!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2017 10:08:16 GMT
I'm assuming "naim" is pronounced the same as if you said "name" while hocking a loogie.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 7, 2017 10:13:54 GMT
I'm assuming "naim" is pronounced the same as if you said "name" while hocking a loogie. Hocking a loogie? No Kosher pizza for you! You name Naims! {hock! ptooey!}
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 7, 2017 12:23:42 GMT
I'm assuming "naim" is pronounced the same as if you said "name" while hocking a loogie. Hocking a loogie? No Kosher pizza for you! You name Naims! {hock! ptooey!}
No. Loogie is the other guy. There's Domingo, Pavarotti and Loogie.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 7, 2017 17:23:23 GMT
Hocking a loogie? No Kosher pizza for you! You name Naims! {hock! ptooey!}
No. Loogie is the other guy. There's Domingo, Pavarotti and Loogie. I'm pretty sure his name is Luigi. Loogie. Ha! Good one, rhs!
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Sept 7, 2017 18:01:01 GMT
So what's the deal with Kosher pizza? I want to know what's the deal with the name "Naim." Get it? Name. Naim. Oy! I'm of the opinion that Naim rhymes with Chaim. You know, L'Chaim!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2017 16:17:42 GMT
Jerry's Kosher stereo
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 8, 2017 16:47:55 GMT
Jerry's Kosher stereo Enzo: Oh, again with the Naim kosher! How can you play stereo on the Sabbath, huh? Show me one Jew who's playing stereo on the Sabbath. Kramer: I'd like to have a Naim kosher garbage disposal in my shower.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 8, 2017 19:24:11 GMT
Jerry's Kosher stereo Enzo: Oh, again with the Naim kosher! How can you play stereo on the Sabbath, huh? Show me one Jew who's playing stereo on the Sabbath. Kramer: I'd like to have a Naim kosher garbage disposal in my shower. So how does a kosher disposal work exactly? Does it only grind up Hebrew National hot dogs?
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