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Post by NJtoTX on Apr 5, 2017 17:34:55 GMT
What is this "somewhat Kosher"? There are no degrees of Kosher! There is only Kosher! Ask anyone! I know some people who keep kosher at home, separate plates for meat and dairy, etc. Then they eat out and have pork chops.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 5, 2017 17:43:38 GMT
What is this "somewhat Kosher"? There are no degrees of Kosher! There is only Kosher! Ask anyone! I know some people who keep kosher at home, separate plates for meat and dairy, etc. Then they eat out and have pork chops. what kinda pork chops?
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 5, 2017 17:45:06 GMT
What is this "somewhat Kosher"? There are no degrees of Kosher! There is only Kosher! Ask anyone! Spoken as a true Orthodox Jew! Somewhat Kosher is a Reform Jewish trait. Keeping kosher at home with Bubbe, but not anywhere else, for example!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 5, 2017 17:51:00 GMT
I know some people who keep kosher at home, separate plates for meat and dairy, etc. Then they eat out and have pork chops. what kinda pork chops? Yeah, how do they like their pork chops prepared? I'm thinking a full chop, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. Now that's what you call a non-kosher trifecta.
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Post by Lomez on Apr 5, 2017 20:06:35 GMT
Kosher Shmosher, we all know it's really about the hats,..they have that pious look that you want in a religion
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 20:16:15 GMT
Kosher Shmosher, we all know it's really about the hats,..they have that pious look that you want in a religion That is a classic rat hat if ever I saw one.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 5, 2017 21:02:47 GMT
Kosher Shmosher, we all know it's really about the hats,..they have that pious look that you want in a religion The Wicked Witch of the West's Winkie guards were Hasidic? Oy vey! I mean, yo-ho, Oreo!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 6, 2017 0:45:53 GMT
What is this "somewhat Kosher"? There are no degrees of Kosher! There is only Kosher! Ask anyone! Spoken as a true Orthodox Jew! Somewhat Kosher is a Reform Jewish trait. Keeping kosher at home with Bubbe, but not anywhere else, for example! Or selectively singling out pork, but having no problem with shrimp or cheeseburgers.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 6, 2017 2:13:25 GMT
Kosher foods? I don't want kosher food. I don't even know what kosher food is! I think it means when a Rabbi has inspected it, or something.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 3:54:40 GMT
I was watching The Soup today and noticed that Jerry avoided non-kosher foods twice. The first time when he ordered the turkey club without bacon and the second time at Mendy's when he shunned the swordfish. However, didn't Jerry have lobster in The Hamptons? Probably did without the bacon for health reasons (after all he liked egg white omelets) Declined the swordfish to annoy Banya No indication he declined the lobster Probably spit out the pork chops because he wants to avoid meat (after all he goes to one of the best steak houses in the city and orders...just a salad) I don't think it has anything to do with being Kosher. The 1990s was (perhaps) the beginning of healthy eating and working out becoming a big thing for yuppie types and others
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 6, 2017 4:04:12 GMT
No, no. It all has to do with the way they kill the pig.
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Post by rudiger on Apr 6, 2017 4:09:11 GMT
When I went to college, I was one of the first Jews the guys from Wyoming and Montana had ever met. Shocked one guy by having 7 BLTs one day. I can see six, but seven? That's some weird, wild stuff.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 6, 2017 5:13:45 GMT
Kosher Shmosher, we all know it's really about the hats,..they have that pious look that you want in a religion that's a hat! i'm in.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 6, 2017 7:15:33 GMT
Are Nikes kosher? Some sneakers are made from pig skin, after all.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 6, 2017 10:30:03 GMT
Kosher foods? I don't want kosher food. I don't even know what kosher food is! I think it means when a Rabbi has inspected it, or something. Food producer: "Oh, uh, wait a minute, wait a minute. {snort} Is this about money?" Rabbi: "Yeah. {snort} It's about money."
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Post by NJtoTX on Apr 6, 2017 11:24:20 GMT
When I went to college, I was one of the first Jews the guys from Wyoming and Montana had ever met. Shocked one guy by having 7 BLTs one day. I can see six, but seven? That's some weird, wild stuff. I cheated. BL's on bread, nothing else. Didn't like tomatoes then. What was I thinking.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 6, 2017 11:40:26 GMT
I can see six, but seven? That's some weird, wild stuff. I cheated. BL's on bread, nothing else. Didn't like tomatoes then. What was I thinking. Because you're a cheater!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 6, 2017 12:14:49 GMT
I cheated. BL's on bread, nothing else. Didn't like tomatoes then. What was I thinking. Because you're a cheater! Beautiful Lines-woman on bread? That sounds really kinky.
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Post by rudiger on Apr 6, 2017 16:09:43 GMT
I cheated. BL's on bread, nothing else. Didn't like tomatoes then. What was I thinking. Consider making the leap to toasted bread with mayo, as well. It's a giant step, but well worth it.
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Post by NJtoTX on Apr 6, 2017 16:30:05 GMT
I cheated. BL's on bread, nothing else. Didn't like tomatoes then. What was I thinking. Consider making the leap to toasted bread with mayo, as well. It's a giant step, but well worth it. I don't touch that smegma.
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Post by rudiger on Apr 7, 2017 6:07:41 GMT
Consider making the leap to toasted bread with mayo, as well. It's a giant step, but well worth it. I don't touch that smegma. They stopped making Smegma-brand mayo years ago.
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Post by snelling on Apr 9, 2017 10:20:14 GMT
Miracle Whip vs Hellman's Mayo. (Hellman's is the same product as Best Foods Mayo west of the Rocky Mountains.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann's_and_Best_Foods
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 9, 2017 11:49:08 GMT
Miracle Whip vs Hellman's Mayo. (Hellman's is the same product as Best Foods Mayo west of the Rocky Mountains.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann's_and_Best_Foods Similarly, Dreyer's and Edy's ice cream are one and the same -- Dreyer's in the Western U.S. and Texas, Edy's in the Eastern and Midwestern U.S.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyer's
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 10, 2017 11:56:23 GMT
Miracle Whip vs Hellman's Mayo. (Hellman's is the same product as Best Foods Mayo west of the Rocky Mountains.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann's_and_Best_Foods Similarly, Dreyer's and Edy's ice cream are one and the same -- Dreyer's in the Western U.S. and Texas, Edy's in the Eastern and Midwestern U.S.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyer's
Well, supposedly Sprite is lemon and lime, but if I mix lemon and lime together, it tastes like shit, not Sprite.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2017 15:22:24 GMT
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it?...Dammit, I can't!
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Apr 10, 2017 15:46:13 GMT
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it?...Dammit, I can't! You should probably strip to the waist and eat a block of cheese the size of a car battery, and think about it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2017 15:55:23 GMT
Way ahead of you, sister.
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Post by rudiger on Apr 10, 2017 16:53:25 GMT
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it?...Dammit, I can't! Is that an urban version of an Arnold Palmer?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 10, 2017 20:21:50 GMT
Similarly, Dreyer's and Edy's ice cream are one and the same -- Dreyer's in the Western U.S. and Texas, Edy's in the Eastern and Midwestern U.S.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyer's
Well, supposedly Sprite is lemon and lime, but if I mix lemon and lime together, it tastes like shit, not Sprite. Market it. Call it Shite. It's all in the branding, my friend.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 10, 2017 20:26:23 GMT
I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it?...Dammit, I can't! Put de lime in de coconut an' drink 'em both up.
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