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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 8, 2021 11:36:17 GMT
They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage. Boy, imagine being the hand-model who gets to hold a dinosaur turd. That's gotta be a job almost as good as crackwhore trainee. Well, if you're thinking of getting into the profession don't bother. There's really nothing available. Don't ask me how I know.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 8, 2021 12:30:11 GMT
Boy, imagine being the hand-model who gets to hold a dinosaur turd. That's gotta be a job almost as good as crackwhore trainee. Well, if you're thinking of getting into the profession don't bother. There's really nothing available. Don't ask me how I know. George: I could be a dinosaur turd hand model. Jerry: Well, there aren't really many of those around. And wouldn't your hands always smell? George: I could carry hand sanitizer with me. Jerry: Just pick another line of work, okay?
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Post by rudiger on Jun 8, 2021 15:46:15 GMT
I'm going to say...both... You know, dinosaurs weren't built like humans. You scared a dinosaur, the turd would literally fall right out. Easy as you please. So, we're talking like a wuss dinosaur? This sounds like a Farside cartoon in the making.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 8, 2021 18:09:05 GMT
You know, dinosaurs weren't built like humans. You scared a dinosaur, the turd would literally fall right out. Easy as you please. So, we're talking like a wuss dinosaur? This sounds like a Farside cartoon in the making. You think when a dinosaur took a dump, it made a noise? I would think one of those turd-boulders would cause the earth to shake.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 8, 2021 18:54:51 GMT
So, we're talking like a wuss dinosaur? This sounds like a Farside cartoon in the making. You think when a dinosaur took a dump, it made a noise? I would think one of those turd-boulders would cause the earth to shake. Likewise, imagine the wind gust from a dinosaur fart. There's a reason Fred Flinstone kept Dino outside.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 8, 2021 21:19:06 GMT
You think when a dinosaur took a dump, it made a noise? I would think one of those turd-boulders would cause the earth to shake. Likewise, imagine the wind gust from a dinosaur fart. There's a reason Fred Flinstone kept Dino outside. I thought he kept Dino outside as punishment for ruining the car's ragtop at the drive-in?
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Post by rudiger on Jun 8, 2021 22:18:34 GMT
Likewise, imagine the wind gust from a dinosaur fart. There's a reason Fred Flinstone kept Dino outside. I thought he kept Dino outside as punishment for ruining the car's ragtop at the drive-in? That's an urban legend. I mean, c'mon. Fred's car was powered by his feet. Does anyone really think he'd care all that much about his pet dinosaur punching a hole in the roof of his car? Shit, Barney's car didn't even have a roof. Those prehistoric cartoon cavemen were tough.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 8, 2021 22:30:24 GMT
I thought he kept Dino outside as punishment for ruining the car's ragtop at the drive-in? That's an urban legend. I mean, c'mon. Fred's car was powered by his feet. Does anyone really think he'd care all that much about his pet dinosaur punching a hole in the roof of his car? Shit, Barney's car didn't even have a roof. Those prehistoric cartoon cavemen were tough. Hey, Barney drove a convertible. An' I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here an' let you say something bad about his vehicle.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 9, 2021 9:07:57 GMT
That's an urban legend. I mean, c'mon. Fred's car was powered by his feet. Does anyone really think he'd care all that much about his pet dinosaur punching a hole in the roof of his car? Shit, Barney's car didn't even have a roof. Those prehistoric cartoon cavemen were tough. Hey, Barney drove a convertible. An' I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here an' let you say something bad about his vehicle. Look at the nose of that car. Talk about efficient. That thing will just go right along with no effort. A real gas saver.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 9, 2021 9:54:45 GMT
Hey, Barney drove a convertible. An' I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here an' let you say something bad about his vehicle. Look at the nose of that car. Talk about efficient. That thing will just go right along with no effort. A real gas saver. You know, the dinosaurs were still around, so there was no gasoline. Oh, you mean "natural" gas? Gotcha.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 9, 2021 10:37:48 GMT
Look at the nose of that car. Talk about efficient. That thing will just go right along with no effort. A real gas saver. You know, the dinosaurs were still around, so there was no gasoline. Oh, you mean "natural" gas? Gotcha. Why do you think Fred was along for the ride all the time? Those brontosaurus burgers had less fat, but you got more gas eating them. Fred: [prrrrrp] Yabba-Dabba-Doo-Doo!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 16, 2021 11:49:44 GMT
Happy Birthday to former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Wish Egan. 140 years young today. If he hadn't died in 1951.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 16, 2021 11:52:57 GMT
Happy Birthday to former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Wish Egan. 140 years young today. If he hadn't died in 1951. Make a wish and blow out the candles, Wish. Wish Egan: I wish I could. Hey, there's a wish! That's a wish!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 16, 2021 12:24:25 GMT
Happy Birthday to former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Wish Egan. 140 years young today. If he hadn't died in 1951. Make a wish and blow out the candles, Wish. Wish Egan: I wish I could. Hey, there's a wish! That's a wish! Perhaps he should have wished for a longer life. pizzabagel: Maybe we should be calling him "Wished" Egan. That's gold, rhs! Gold!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 16, 2021 16:07:38 GMT
Make a wish and blow out the candles, Wish. Wish Egan: I wish I could. Hey, there's a wish! That's a wish! Perhaps he should have wished for a longer life. pizzabagel: Maybe we should be calling him "Wished" Egan. That's gold, rhs! Gold! Wishy-washy!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 16, 2021 17:21:02 GMT
Perhaps he should have wished for a longer life. pizzabagel: Maybe we should be calling him "Wished" Egan. That's gold, rhs! Gold! Wishy-washy! Cue p.b. or nuts posting a laundromat video. "Wishy's Washy Emporium".
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 22, 2021 20:51:46 GMT
Happy 118th birthday to "King" Carl Hubbell.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 22, 2021 22:01:40 GMT
Happy 118th birthday to "King" Carl Hubbell. Puddy: Why is it "King" Carl Hubbell, but it's Nat "King" Cole? I don't understand stuff like that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 22, 2021 22:29:22 GMT
Happy 118th birthday to "King" Carl Hubbell. Puddy: Why is it "King" Carl Hubbell, but it's Nat "King" Cole? I don't understand stuff like that. Some one of these days, this generation will say he was really called "Queen" Carl Hubbell.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 30, 2021 18:26:41 GMT
Happy Birthday Robert "Bubbles" Hawkins, who had quite a half-season for himself in 1977. Oh, he died in 1993.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2021 11:13:59 GMT
Happy Birthday Craig Anderson, pitcher for the 1962 New York Mets.
3-17 with a 5.35 ERA that year. He's 83 today.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 1, 2021 12:14:07 GMT
Happy Birthday Craig Anderson, pitcher for the 1962 New York Mets. 3-17 with a 5.35 ERA that year. He's 83 today. Don't sell another Mets pitcher named Craig short. That would be Craig Swan, with an ERA of 2.43 in 1978. His birthday is November 30, when he'll turn 71.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2021 12:20:02 GMT
Happy Birthday Craig Anderson, pitcher for the 1962 New York Mets. 3-17 with a 5.35 ERA that year. He's 83 today. Don't sell another Mets pitcher named Craig short. That would be Craig Swan, with an ERA of 2.43 in 1978. His birthday is November 30, when he'll turn 71. Swan didn't have the honor of being saddled with Case E. Stengel as his manager. Stengel: My man, Swanee River is taking the mound today. He's gonna throw some good stuff out there. And my first baseman, Ed Cesspool is back and swinging away. It's gonna be a banner year for the Knickerbockers.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 1, 2021 12:24:04 GMT
Don't sell another Mets pitcher named Craig short. That would be Craig Swan, with an ERA of 2.43 in 1978. His birthday is November 30, when he'll turn 71. Swan didn't have the honor of being saddled with Case E. Stengel as his manager. Stengel: My man, Swanee River is taking the mound today. He's gonna throw some good stuff out there. And my first baseman, Ed Cesspool is back and swinging away. It's gonna be a banner year for the Knickerbockers. Who knows how high Swan's ERA would have been if Stengel had been his manager.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2021 13:19:30 GMT
Swan didn't have the honor of being saddled with Case E. Stengel as his manager. Stengel: My man, Swanee River is taking the mound today. He's gonna throw some good stuff out there. And my first baseman, Ed Cesspool is back and swinging away. It's gonna be a banner year for the Knickerbockers. Who knows how high Swan's ERA would have been if Stengel had been his manager. John Stearns, nudging Stengel: Hey Skip! Wake up! You want to go talk to Swanee? He just gave up his 13th run and it's still the first inning. Stengel: Get the kid warming in the bullpen. Cisco Kid. Stearns: Galen Cisco? He's been out of baseball over ten years! Stengel: I love that Cisco Kid. He'll quiet the Pirates' bats. Stearns: We're playing St. Louis, you senile old fart.
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Post by rudiger on Jul 1, 2021 14:38:24 GMT
Who knows how high Swan's ERA would have been if Stengel had been his manager. John Stearns, nudging Stengel: Hey Skip! Wake up! You want to go talk to Swanee? He just gave up his 13th run and it's still the first inning. Stengel: Get the kid warming in the bullpen. Cisco Kid. Stearns: Galen Cisco? He's been out of baseball over ten years! Stengel: I love that Cisco Kid. He'll quiet the Pirates' bats. Stearns: We're playing St. Louis, you senile old fart. This reminds me of one of my favorite sports trivia questions: in what city are the colors of all of the professional sports teams (they have three) the same?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2021 14:55:47 GMT
John Stearns, nudging Stengel: Hey Skip! Wake up! You want to go talk to Swanee? He just gave up his 13th run and it's still the first inning. Stengel: Get the kid warming in the bullpen. Cisco Kid. Stearns: Galen Cisco? He's been out of baseball over ten years! Stengel: I love that Cisco Kid. He'll quiet the Pirates' bats. Stearns: We're playing St. Louis, you senile old fart. This reminds me of one of my favorite sports trivia questions: in what city are the colors of all of the professional sports teams (they have three) the same? You mean skin color? That's racist. But seriously, I'll bet nuts can answer this. He loves his sports.
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Post by rudiger on Jul 1, 2021 15:08:37 GMT
Make a wish and blow out the candles, Wish. Wish Egan: I wish I could. Hey, there's a wish! That's a wish! Perhaps he should have wished for a longer life. pizzabagel: Maybe we should be calling him "Wished" Egan. That's gold, rhs! Gold! Let me guess. This is going to deteriorate into another one of those Abbott and Costello type routines.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2021 15:27:43 GMT
Perhaps he should have wished for a longer life. pizzabagel: Maybe we should be calling him "Wished" Egan. That's gold, rhs! Gold! Let me guess. This is going to deteriorate into another one of those Abbott and Costello type routines. Or the lost episode where A&C end up in a whorehouse. Then they go to Burger King. Which hadn't even been invented yet.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 1, 2021 15:40:32 GMT
Let me guess. This is going to deteriorate into another one of those Abbott and Costello type routines. Or the lost episode where A&C end up in a whorehouse. Then they go to Burger King. Which hadn't even been invented yet. But Stinky eagerly went to BK when they did. Just because.
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