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Post by rhs6358 on May 10, 2021 18:30:07 GMT
Pelosi: He's a former baseball player. He's named Willie. And he's colored. He'll never notice. Nancy Pelosi: Right, Imelda Marcos? Estela Bejar: I'm Willie's wife Estela. Pelosi: I know you! I seen your picture in the sports pages. Come on. Who are you? McCovey: Willie Mays. Pelosi: I knew it!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 10, 2021 19:28:44 GMT
Nancy Pelosi: Right, Imelda Marcos? Estela Bejar: I'm Willie's wife Estela. Pelosi: I know you! I seen your picture in the sports pages. Come on. Who are you? McCovey: Willie Mays. Pelosi: I knew it! Pelosi: And he has a beautiful singing voice.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 11, 2021 12:05:43 GMT
Happy Birthday to former MLB umpire Nestor Chylak, who is 99 today.
Except that he died 39 years ago.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 11, 2021 23:39:00 GMT
Happy Birthday to former MLB umpire Nestor Chylak, who is 99 today. Except that he died 39 years ago. Nestor Chylak Bowie Kuhn Oscar Gamble Wally Moon Joe DiMaggio Michael Trout Open the door And let 'em out Oh, yeaaah!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 12, 2021 11:38:01 GMT
Happy Birthday to former MLB umpire Nestor Chylak, who is 99 today. Except that he died 39 years ago. Nestor Chylak Bowie Kuhn Oscar Gamble Wally Moon Joe DiMaggio Michael Trout Open the door And let 'em out Oh, yeaaah!Paul McCartney: Stop stealing me songs, mate.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 3, 2021 23:46:53 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 4, 2021 15:54:55 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 4, 2021 16:15:54 GMT
We finally get to see Foof Guy's face. He's sassy from both ends.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 4, 2021 16:26:18 GMT
We finally get to see Foof Guy's face. He's sassy from both ends. You know, yesterday was the birthday of another very special person. A crowd pleaser. Very popular. Generous to a fault. You could even say worshipped. pizzabagel: Jill Biden?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 4, 2021 16:37:48 GMT
We finally get to see Foof Guy's face. He's sassy from both ends. You know, yesterday was the birthday of another very special person. A crowd pleaser. Very popular. Generous to a fault. You could even say worshipped. pizzabagel: Jill Biden? Leo Gorcey, 1917.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 4, 2021 17:10:56 GMT
You know, yesterday was the birthday of another very special person. A crowd pleaser. Very popular. Generous to a fault. You could even say worshipped. pizzabagel: Jill Biden? Leo Gorcey, 1917. Was this Squiggy's father?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 4, 2021 17:56:41 GMT
Leo Gorcey, 1917. Was this Squiggy's father? Seemingly. Seemingly.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 4, 2021 18:41:30 GMT
Was this Squiggy's father? Seemingly. Seemingly. And Leo was doing what? Playing the imaginary organ?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 4, 2021 19:21:09 GMT
Seemingly. Seemingly. And Leo was doing what? Playing the imaginary organ? He was holding down the table to keep it from floating away. Doc Brown: Why is the table trying to float away? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in Louie Dumbrowski's sweet shop?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 4, 2021 21:13:37 GMT
And Leo was doing what? Playing the imaginary organ? He was holding down the table to keep it from floating away. Doc Brown: Why is the table trying to float away? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in Louie Dumbrowski's sweet shop? Squiggy looks like he just saw Shirley naked. pizzabagel: And Lenny? He just saw Edna Babish naked.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 7, 2021 9:20:35 GMT
Tom Jones is 81 today.
Anna Kournikova is 40.
Dean Martin would have been 104.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2021 16:29:57 GMT
Tom Jones is 81 today. Anna Kournikova is 40. Dean Martin would have been 104. Imagine the female seniors tossing their Depends at Tom Jones on stage today.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 7, 2021 17:13:03 GMT
Tom Jones is 81 today. Anna Kournikova is 40. Dean Martin would have been 104. Imagine the female seniors tossing their Depends at Tom Jones on stage today. Jones: Blimey! Those old birds really loaded those things up, didn't they?
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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2021 21:06:27 GMT
Imagine the female seniors tossing their Depends at Tom Jones on stage today. Jones: Blimey! Those old birds really loaded those things up, didn't they? On a more positive note, I'd wager those old crones could really get some distance slinging those adult diapers like David against Goliath.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 7, 2021 21:11:48 GMT
Jones: Blimey! Those old birds really loaded those things up, didn't they? On a more positive note, I'd wager those old crones could really get some distance slinging those adult diapers like David against Goliath. David threw loaded diapers at Goliath? rudiger: Worked, didn't it? David used to pop out some legendary turds. Just to play safety, he gorged himself on prunes.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2021 21:46:57 GMT
On a more positive note, I'd wager those old crones could really get some distance slinging those adult diapers like David against Goliath. David threw loaded diapers at Goliath? rudiger: Worked, didn't it? David used to pop out some legendary turds. Just to play safety, he gorged himself on prunes. Petrified dinosaur turds. And, believe me, those babies pack quite a wallop.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 7, 2021 21:55:03 GMT
David threw loaded diapers at Goliath? rudiger: Worked, didn't it? David used to pop out some legendary turds. Just to play safety, he gorged himself on prunes. Petrified dinosaur turds. And, believe me, those babies pack quite a wallop. They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 7, 2021 22:09:56 GMT
Petrified dinosaur turds. And, believe me, those babies pack quite a wallop. They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage. Police Officer: rhs, are these yours? Did you leave these in the toilet and damage the plumbing?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 7, 2021 22:10:51 GMT
David threw loaded diapers at Goliath? rudiger: Worked, didn't it? David used to pop out some legendary turds. Just to play safety, he gorged himself on prunes. Petrified dinosaur turds. And, believe me, those babies pack quite a wallop. Dinosaur turds that became petrified or turds from a very frightened dinosaur?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 7, 2021 22:13:12 GMT
They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage. Police Officer: rhs, are these yours? Did you leave these in the toilet and damage the plumbing? Do you think that's why they're called coprolites? Maybe in England they're called bobbierolites. Those wacky Brits.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2021 22:58:12 GMT
They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage. Police Officer: rhs, are these yours? Did you leave these in the toilet and damage the plumbing? I've come across your type before. You're a rabid anti-coprolite! Poor coprolite. Poor, little coprolite.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2021 23:00:07 GMT
Petrified dinosaur turds. And, believe me, those babies pack quite a wallop. Dinosaur turds that became petrified or turds from a very frightened dinosaur? I'm going to say...both...
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Post by rudiger on Jun 8, 2021 2:32:09 GMT
Petrified dinosaur turds. And, believe me, those babies pack quite a wallop. They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage. Boy, imagine being the hand-model who gets to hold a dinosaur turd. That's gotta be a job almost as good as crackwhore trainee.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 8, 2021 9:19:25 GMT
They're called coprolites. Why do I know that? Yeah, I imagine that one of those beauties can do a lot of damage. Boy, imagine being the hand-model who gets to hold a dinosaur turd. That's gotta be a job almost as good as crackwhore trainee. Well, I imagine the qualifications are less. I mean, they probably don't require milky-white, soft hands. Someone with dry, cracked hands and blisters would be ideal.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 8, 2021 9:20:28 GMT
Dinosaur turds that became petrified or turds from a very frightened dinosaur? I'm going to say...both... You know, dinosaurs weren't built like humans. You scared a dinosaur, the turd would literally fall right out. Easy as you please.
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