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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2018 14:48:25 GMT
Happy Birthday to Milton Berle (110) and Curly Joe DeRita (109).
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you were never born
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Post by snelling on Jul 12, 2018 17:00:25 GMT
I 'heard' that Milton Berle had a bigger-than-average appendage.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2018 19:04:29 GMT
I 'heard' that Milton Berle had a bigger-than-average appendage. A rumor probably started by Uncle Miltie himself.
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Post by snelling on Jul 12, 2018 20:46:56 GMT
"It's a Mad, Bad, Rad, Sad PENIS"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 12, 2018 23:38:34 GMT
"It's a Mad, Bad, Rad, Sad PENIS" Berle: Wait a minute, are you knocking my member? Are you saying something against my penis? Terry-Thomas: Against it?! I should be positively astounded to hear of anything that could be said FOR it!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2018 15:52:39 GMT
If she were still alive, today would be Audra (Helen Roper) Lindley's 100th birthday.
And she'd probably still be hounding poor Stanley for sex.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Sept 25, 2018 8:30:53 GMT
If she were still alive, today would be Audra (Helen Roper) Lindley's 100th birthday. And she'd probably still be hounding poor Stanley for sex. Helen, you're so old you'll probably forget we had sex, like I try to do every moment of my life. *breaks the fourth wall and smiles at the camera*
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2018 17:22:46 GMT
Yesterday would have been Phil Rizzuto's 101st birthday
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2018 18:10:28 GMT
Yesterday would have been Phil Rizzuto's 101st birthday Well, today is the 87th birthday of actor Philip Bosco, and he's still kickin'. It's also the 56th birthday of Indian actor Chunky Pandey.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2018 21:18:56 GMT
Yesterday would have been Phil Rizzuto's 101st birthday Well, today is the 87th birthday of actor Philip Bosco, and he's still kickin'. It's also the 56th birthday of Indian actor Chunky Pandey. So if those two actors collaborated, we'd be knee-deep in chocolate.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2018 21:53:01 GMT
Yesterday would have been Phil Rizzuto's 101st birthday Is the Scooter showing how he used to dive for a screaming liner hit just off second base? Is he doing his Superman impression? Is he lunging at Leon to rub his belly?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 27, 2018 0:55:59 GMT
Yesterday would have been Phil Rizzuto's 101st birthday Is the Scooter showing how he used to dive for a screaming liner hit just off second base? Is he doing his Superman impression? Is he lunging at Leon to rub his belly? He looks like a big Tylenol!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2018 14:26:31 GMT
Today is the birthday of Postmaster General Henry Atkins (Wilford Brimley). Ya like birthdays, guys? How about diabetes? Ya into that?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2018 15:43:24 GMT
Today is the birthday of Postmaster General Henry Atkins (Wilford Brimley). Ya like birthdays, guys? How about diabetes? Ya into that? It's also the birthday of Greg Morris, Jackie Chiles' dad. "Birthdays? I've been wanting a piece of them for years."
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2018 16:02:00 GMT
Today is the birthday of Postmaster General Henry Atkins (Wilford Brimley). Ya like birthdays, guys? How about diabetes? Ya into that? It's also the birthday of Greg Morris, Jackie Chiles' dad. "Birthdays? I've been wanting a piece of them for years." Greg Morris is dead, pizzabagel, dead!! You know who else is dead? Carl Ballantine. He would have been 101 today. But he's Dead!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2018 16:16:20 GMT
It's also the birthday of Greg Morris, Jackie Chiles' dad. "Birthdays? I've been wanting a piece of them for years." Greg Morris is dead, pizzabagel, dead!! You know who else is dead? Carl Ballantine. He would have been 101 today. But he's Dead!!Carl Ballantine was born one day after Phil Rizzuto? Is that why Ballantine Ale was a sponsor of Yankees TV broadcasts for so many years?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2018 16:50:37 GMT
Greg Morris is dead, pizzabagel, dead!! You know who else is dead? Carl Ballantine. He would have been 101 today. But he's Dead!!Carl Ballantine was born one day after Phil Rizzuto? Is that why Ballantine Ale was a sponsor of Yankees TV broadcasts for so many years? Ballantine Ale is why Carl lived for so long (died 2009)
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2018 17:14:00 GMT
Carl Ballantine was born one day after Phil Rizzuto? Is that why Ballantine Ale was a sponsor of Yankees TV broadcasts for so many years? Ballantine Ale is why Carl lived for so long (died 2009) I'd be willing to participate in a scientific study to find out. Just don't put me in the control group.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2018 17:18:04 GMT
Ballantine Ale is why Carl lived for so long (died 2009) I'd be willing to participate in a scientific study to find out. Just don't put me in the control group. We have to break you in slowly. Here's a can of Rolling Rock. Cheers!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 28, 2018 4:58:48 GMT
William COnrad’s birthday today,
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2018 10:17:08 GMT
William COnrad’s birthday today, rhs: William Conrad? Cannon? nutsberryfarm: He played other roles, you know. rhs: To hell with it. He's dead, too.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 28, 2018 10:27:49 GMT
William COnrad’s birthday today, rhs: William Conrad? Cannon? nutsberryfarm: He played other roles, you know. rhs: To hell with it. He's dead, too.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2018 10:34:12 GMT
rhs: William Conrad? Cannon? nutsberryfarm: He played other roles, you know. rhs: To hell with it. He's dead, too. Didn't CBS pass on Conrad to play Matt Dillon on the t.v. version of "Gunsmoke" (which Conrad did the voice for on radio) because he was too fat, even back in 1955?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2018 11:44:14 GMT
rhs: William Conrad? Cannon? nutsberryfarm: He played other roles, you know. rhs: To hell with it. He's dead, too. Portly, yes, but smart as a whip. He's a detective, after all.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2018 12:00:27 GMT
Janeane Garofalo (Jeannie Steinman) was born on this date in 1964. In 1928, singer Koko Taylor came into the world, and in 1992 it was Japanese gymnast Kōko Tsurumi. But we can't have two Kokos. We're running a real tight ship. Lastly, on this date in 1836 Thomas Crapper was born. He was the English plumber who invented the ballcock. (tee-hee!)
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2018 12:32:48 GMT
Janeane Garofalo (Jeannie Steinman) was born on this date in 1964. In 1928, singer Koko Taylor came into the world, and in 1992 it was Japanese gymnast Kōko Tsurumi. But we can't have two Kokos. We're running a real tight ship. Lastly, on this date in 1836 Thomas Crapper was born. He was the English plumber who invented the ballcock. (tee-hee!) You keep your potty mouth off this board! We can't allow words like "Garofalo" around here.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2018 13:42:50 GMT
Janeane Garofalo (Jeannie Steinman) was born on this date in 1964. In 1928, singer Koko Taylor came into the world, and in 1992 it was Japanese gymnast Kōko Tsurumi. But we can't have two Kokos. We're running a real tight ship. Lastly, on this date in 1836 Thomas Crapper was born. He was the English plumber who invented the ballcock. (tee-hee!) You keep your potty mouth off this board! We can't allow words like "Garofalo" around here. What are you gonna do? Jump over the counter and punch me in the brain? Ooh, I'm scared! Oh, what am I going to do? I'm shaking! I'm shaking!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2018 14:35:27 GMT
You keep your potty mouth off this board! We can't allow words like "Garofalo" around here. What are you gonna do? Jump over the counter and punch me in the brain? Ooh, I'm scared! Oh, what am I going to do? I'm shaking! I'm shaking! Ya think this Thomas Crapper had a family? Did his wife have to admit she married a Crapper? And what about the children? Young Meg Crapper, the black sheep of the family Pete Crapper and, of course, the baby young Timmy Crapper. Did they have a doormat and a mailbox that said "The Crappers"?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2018 14:50:55 GMT
What are you gonna do? Jump over the counter and punch me in the brain? Ooh, I'm scared! Oh, what am I going to do? I'm shaking! I'm shaking! Ya think this Thomas Crapper had a family? Did his wife have to admit she married a Crapper? And what about the children? Young Meg Crapper, the black sheep of the family Pete Crapper and, of course, the baby young Timmy Crapper. Did they have a doormat and a mailbox that said "The Crappers"? Tommy C.!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 20, 2018 19:46:40 GMT
Happy Birthday to Keith Hernandez. 65 today!
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