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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Jan 28, 2021 17:35:21 GMT
Egg Mcmuffin cheese baconπ
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 28, 2021 21:29:31 GMT
Egg Mcmuffin cheese baconπ I prefer the breakfast menu from Timmy's
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 28, 2021 21:43:33 GMT
Egg Mcmuffin cheese baconπ I prefer the breakfast menu from Timmy's
George: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't eat breakfast there. Tim "Timmy" Horton: Oh, you don't, huh? George: No. <picks up Egg McMuffin> You eat where you want to eat...<bites Egg McMuffin> I'll eat where I want to eat. <bites Egg McMuffin again.> Tim "Timmy" Horton: Gimme the Egg McMuffin! <Grabs George and the Egg McMuffin goes flying.> Gimme the Egg McMuffin! <They struggle over the Egg McMuffin.>
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 11:51:31 GMT
Egg Mcmuffin cheese baconπ nuts: One Egg McMuffin, please. Counter Girl: One artery clogger to go!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 12:34:11 GMT
Egg Mcmuffin cheese baconπ nuts: One Egg McMuffin, please. Counter Girl: One artery clogger to go! Counter Girl: Would you like to super-size it? It comes with a coupon for 10% off a coronary bypass procedure.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:27:27 GMT
nuts: One Egg McMuffin, please. Counter Girl: One artery clogger to go! Counter Girl: Would you like to super-size it? It comes with a coupon for 10% off a coronary bypass procedure. And yet a McDonald's breakfast sandwich is downright healthy compared to those lard cakes Burger King cranks out.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 13:41:36 GMT
Counter Girl: Would you like to super-size it? It comes with a coupon for 10% off a coronary bypass procedure. And yet a McDonald's breakfast sandwich is downright healthy compared to those lard cakes Burger King cranks out.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Jan 29, 2021 13:46:03 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:57:17 GMT
And yet a McDonald's breakfast sandwich is downright healthy compared to those lard cakes Burger King cranks out. pizzabagel: Nice pose, Lard-Ass. Lard Lad: Call me Lard-Ass again and I'll make you my own, personal hand-puppet.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:58:11 GMT
Your water's going to get warm sitting there. How much that water cost you, anyways? Two bucks? It comes from their toilet, you know.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 29, 2021 18:10:50 GMT
You can get wine at McDonald's in France.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 29, 2021 18:16:55 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 18:47:46 GMT
You can get wine at McDonald's in France. How do you make that hamburger wine? Karma_Kramer: Let if ferment, just like everything else.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 30, 2021 21:42:16 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2021 23:04:48 GMT
You can get wine at McDonald's in France.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 2, 2021 2:25:02 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 2, 2021 2:39:11 GMT
Kramer, handing out anti-Burger King pamphlets: Here you go. Flame-broiling is evil. Pass it on. Hey, flame-broiling blows. Fax it to a friend. Woman: Why does this clown have a cup on its nose? Kramer: Because flame-broiling stinks. Woman: Then shouldn't you be wearing the cup? Kramer: Yeah. Move along, Betty.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 2, 2021 21:54:26 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Feb 2, 2021 21:55:09 GMT
You can get wine at McDonald's in France. what about a wine milkshake?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 2, 2021 22:00:05 GMT
You can get wine at McDonald's in France. what about a wine milkshake? Wine and milk in the same glass? That's perverse!!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 2, 2021 22:03:07 GMT
You think Willard Scott was actually proud of this?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 4, 2021 2:22:05 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 5, 2021 23:50:36 GMT
Classic Dave. Before he turned into a cranky old bitch.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 25, 2021 1:34:17 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2021 11:59:32 GMT
Yeah, could you get me a McD.L.T. today? I'll gladly pay you Tuesday.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2021 16:01:51 GMT
Yeah, could you get me a McD.L.T. today? I'll gladly pay you Tuesday. This went over well until the tree huggers protested over the use of the Styrofoam containers.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2021 16:02:23 GMT
You're absolutely sure this wasn't sexual?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2021 16:12:06 GMT
Yeah, could you get me a McD.L.T. today? I'll gladly pay you Tuesday. This went over well until the tree huggers protested over the use of the Styrofoam containers. Big Stein: Tree huggers, street muggers, phone buggers. Won't you bug my phone for free?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 25, 2021 17:27:23 GMT
You're absolutely sure this wasn't sexual? that's what i would like to know about it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2021 17:48:25 GMT
You're absolutely sure this wasn't sexual? It always comes down to the "Special Sauce" with you.
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