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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2018 22:25:03 GMT
Been a while for me too...Hey, I'll have a McDLT! Some people have a little too much fun on television. The burger commercial people. Where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? “We have burgers! We have burgers! We have burgers!” Jumping, laughing, flying through the air. It’s a burger! Have you ever been standing there and you’re watching TV and you’re eating the exact same burger that they’re advertising right there on TV, and it’s like, you know, they’re spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis and I’m standing there, “Maybe I’m putting too much ketchup on mine.” The irony here is that people who have a steady diet of fast-food are the absolute least likely to be leaping around, spiking vollyballs, jet-sking, etc. And I'm not sure I want to even 'think' about what a McDonalds-fed female looks like in a bikini...<shudder>.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 8, 2018 3:13:27 GMT
I'll take a quarter pounder with battery.
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Post by samcollins99 on Jun 8, 2018 5:19:31 GMT
Some people have a little too much fun on television. The burger commercial people. Where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? “We have burgers! We have burgers! We have burgers!” Jumping, laughing, flying through the air. It’s a burger! Have you ever been standing there and you’re watching TV and you’re eating the exact same burger that they’re advertising right there on TV, and it’s like, you know, they’re spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis and I’m standing there, “Maybe I’m putting too much ketchup on mine.” The irony here is that people who have a steady diet of fast-food are the absolute least likely to be leaping around, spiking vollyballs, jet-sking, etc. And I'm not sure I want to even 'think' about what a McDonalds-fed female looks like in a bikini...<shudder>. I'm out!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 9, 2020 15:45:19 GMT
strawberry shake & fries please.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 9, 2020 15:53:45 GMT
strawberry shake & fries please. You know, they had strawberry fries for Valentine's Day.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 9, 2020 18:48:27 GMT
look what i got for lunchey!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 9, 2020 18:57:39 GMT
look what i got for lunchey! I only see 9 McNuggets. You got gypped.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 9, 2020 19:13:14 GMT
That's it, Farfel! Party's over! Start packing up your little squeeze toys, buddy boy. You're checking out!
Heading to McDonald's, everybody! Heading to McDonald's, come on down.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 9, 2020 21:35:46 GMT
look what i got for lunchey! I only see 9 McNuggets. You got gypped. i give the 1st one to the cashier and watch them eat it to make sure it's mcgood.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 9, 2020 22:07:05 GMT
I only see 9 McNuggets. You got gypped. i give the 1st one to the cashier and watch them eat it to make sure it's mcgood. You know, putting "Mc" at the beginning of a word doesn't make it a new word.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 9, 2020 22:25:30 GMT
i give the 1st one to the cashier and watch them eat it to make sure it's mcgood. You know, putting "Mc" at the beginning of a word doesn't make it a new word. you've gone mccrazy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 9, 2020 23:09:09 GMT
You know, putting "Mc" at the beginning of a word doesn't make it a new word. you've gone mccrazy. Leave me McAlone. You're driving me out of my McEver Loving McMind.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 10, 2020 4:18:55 GMT
Leave me McAlone. You're driving me out of my McEver Loving McMind. Me: Look, I've got a shit-job, I drive a shit-car, I live in a shit-apartment. I have a shit-life. I want a Shit McMeal! McD's Cashier: Would you like to super-size that? Me: (thinking)...no...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 10, 2020 4:23:56 GMT
Leave me McAlone. You're driving me out of my McEver Loving McMind. Me: Look, I've got a shit-job, I drive a shit-car, I live in a shit-apartment. I have a shit-life. I want a Shit McMeal! McD's Cashier: Would you like to super-size that? Me: (thinking)...no... mcfiesty! i likey!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 10, 2020 8:11:15 GMT
Leave me McAlone. You're driving me out of my McEver Loving McMind. Me: Look, I've got a shit-job, I drive a shit-car, I live in a shit-apartment. I have a shit-life. I want a Shit McMeal! McD's Cashier: Would you like to super-size that? Me: (thinking)...no... Wouldn't it be a Shit-cashier? rudiger: You're getting on my shit-nerves.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 10, 2020 11:52:29 GMT
Headin’ to McDonald's And we're gonna get married Headin’ to McDonald's And we're gonna get married ... Headin’ to McDonald's of love
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 10, 2020 11:56:34 GMT
Leave me McAlone. You're driving me out of my McEver Loving McMind. Me: Look, I've got a shit-job, I drive a shit-car, I live in a shit-apartment. I have a shit-life. I want a Shit McMeal! McD's Cashier: Would you like to super-size that? Me: (thinking)...no... Elaine: I cook shit, I clean shit, I drive shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 10, 2020 14:51:54 GMT
i've been in-line for 20 min for breakfast!!!!!!!!! i'm still heading!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 10, 2020 15:12:57 GMT
i've been in-line for 20 min for breakfast!!!!!!!!! i'm still heading!!!!!!!!!! A lot of demand. That's a good sign. nuts: One of them on line broke down. They're waiting for a tow.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 10, 2020 15:24:04 GMT
i've been in-line for 20 min for breakfast!!!!!!!!! i'm still heading!!!!!!!!!! You see that big glass thing with a handle on it? It's called a door. You open that, tell them what you want and they'll feed you.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 10, 2020 15:46:41 GMT
i've been in-line for 20 min for breakfast!!!!!!!!! i'm still heading!!!!!!!!!! You see that big glass thing with a handle on it? It's called a door. You open that, tell them what you want and they'll feed you.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 10, 2020 16:52:04 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 10, 2020 18:10:15 GMT
Raspberry-boysenberry? nuts: Peach.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 10, 2020 21:20:51 GMT
Raspberry-boysenberry? nuts: Peach. It just says "pie". It doesn't mention a flavor. nuts: It's just a plain pie, no filling. I don't deserve a flavor.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 13, 2020 17:48:48 GMT
i went to mickey d's yesterday, and thought about ordering a sweet tea, but instead ordered a dr. pepper. at the drive thru...they gave me a sweet tea! oddly, dr. pepper was listed on the reciept. i guess they can read minds now....
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2020 17:55:39 GMT
i went to mickey d's yesterday, and thought about ordering a sweet tea, but instead ordered a dr. pepper. Sweet or unsweetened?at the drive thru...they gave me a sweet tea! But it tasted like Dr. Pepper.oddly, dr. pepper was listed on the reciept. Well, duh.i guess they can read minds now.... Not hard with certain people. I'm just sayin'.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 13, 2020 18:05:54 GMT
i went to mickey d's yesterday, and thought about ordering a sweet tea, but instead ordered a dr. pepper. Sweet or unsweetened?at the drive thru...they gave me a sweet tea! But it tasted like Dr. Pepper.oddly, dr. pepper was listed on the reciept. Well, duh.i guess they can read minds now.... Not hard with certain people. I'm just sayin'.ideally.
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Post by snelling on Mar 15, 2020 4:09:28 GMT
You see that big glass thing with a handle on it? It's called a door. You open that, tell them what you want and they'll feed you. I always hated that photo of Robin Williams. He looks coked up.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 15, 2020 15:58:40 GMT
I always hated that photo of Robin Williams. He looks coked up. this was pepsied up looks like?
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Post by snelling on Mar 17, 2020 1:25:58 GMT
Ahhh! Like poison, it tastes!
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