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Post by samcollins99 on Jun 4, 2018 10:53:06 GMT
You guys want anything?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2018 12:12:44 GMT
I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 4, 2018 12:38:06 GMT
You know, the Ostrich McMuffin has less fat, but you eat more of them.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 4, 2018 12:47:45 GMT
Me: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Baconator today. samcollins99: So tomorrow? Me: Ideally.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jun 4, 2018 13:06:05 GMT
You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. Yeah, I'll save McDonald's for another time.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 5, 2018 0:05:25 GMT
Your Quarter Pounder with Cheese is cooking as we speak. It is so succulent...so succulent!
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Post by rudiger on Jun 5, 2018 0:15:47 GMT
Say, whatever happened to Mayor McCheese, Grimace, and the Turdburglar? Something suspicious seems afoot in McDonaldland.
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Post by AntonioDaniels on Jun 5, 2018 1:24:04 GMT
I'll have an Egg McMuffin and hash browns for lunch. George ate at Monk's for years and never had eggs for lunch? What a pear shaped loser.
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Post by AntonioDaniels on Jun 5, 2018 1:28:24 GMT
Say, whatever happened to Mayor McCheese, Grimace, and the Turdburglar? Something suspicious seems afoot in McDonaldland. They got arrested after having too much "fun" with the guy in the park.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Jun 5, 2018 2:35:29 GMT
Can I have one of those Hot Apple Pies that have molten lava filling so I can get third degree burns on my tongue?
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Jun 5, 2018 2:36:18 GMT
Yes, I'll have the McDonald's girl. She's only 16 years old? Is she available for adoption? Here's a good imitation of the Blender's version of her song:
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jun 5, 2018 2:47:53 GMT
Chocolate milkshake. I assume they're still in the same cups as the soft drinks are, right?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Jun 5, 2018 2:55:47 GMT
Was he related to Turd Ferguson? (I hope Celebrity Jeopardy references aren't too obscure!)
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 5, 2018 8:23:08 GMT
Me: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Baconator today. samcollins99 : So tomorrow? Me: Ideally. Baconator? You were looking for Wendy's. It burned. It's gone. Now what you want to do is go down to that building with the big yellow arch and ask for Ronald. He'll help you.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 5, 2018 8:24:05 GMT
Chocolate milkshake. I assume they're still in the same cups as the soft drinks are, right? Same cup? Hell, it's the same milkshake. They made a huge batch of that stuff back in the summer of '77. Dig in.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 5, 2018 11:53:16 GMT
Can I have one of those Hot Apple Pies that have molten lava filling so I can get third degree burns on my tongue? Jackie: Was there filling in it? fuggedaboudit: Yeah. Jackie: Now did you put the filling in or did they put the filling in for you? fuggedaboudit: No. They put the filling in. Jackie: And they made the filling. You didn't make the filling, did you? Suzie. I want you to go down to McDonald's. Get me a Hot Apple Pie that has molten lava filling. We're gonna run some tests on that filling. Have you been to the doctor? fuggedaboudit: Ah. No, no. I haven't. Jackie: Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Ms. fuggedaboudit here. Tell him it's from me.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 5, 2018 12:37:44 GMT
Say, whatever happened to Mayor McCheese, Grimace, and the Turdburglar? Something suspicious seems afoot in McDonaldland. They got arrested after having too much "fun" with the guy in the park. Is that like being arrested for dancing with a mailman?
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Post by rudiger on Jun 5, 2018 12:45:10 GMT
Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Ms. fuggedaboudit here. Tell him it's from me. Is that the same Dr. Bison who specializes in treating buffalo?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 5, 2018 13:22:20 GMT
Can I have one of those Hot Apple Pies that have molten lava filling so I can get third degree burns on my tongue? Jackie: Was there filling in it? fuggedaboudit : Yeah. Jackie: Now did you put the filling in or did they put the filling in for you? fuggedaboudit : No. They put the filling in. Jackie: And they made the filling. You didn't make the filling, did you? Suzie. I want you to go down to McDonald's. Get me a Hot Apple Pie that has molten lava filling. We're gonna run some tests on that filling. Have you been to the doctor? fuggedaboudit : Ah. No, no. I haven't. Jackie: Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Ms. fuggedaboudit here. Tell him it's from me. Ronald McDonald III:We'd like to offer fuggedaboudit a year's worth of free McNuggets and.... fuggedaboudit: Sold!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 5, 2018 17:40:27 GMT
Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Ms. fuggedaboudit here. Tell him it's from me. Is that the same Dr. Bison who specializes in treating buffalo? Yes, and his most famous patient was the Buffalo Gal. She wouldn't come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight -- until he fixed what ailed her.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 5, 2018 19:01:29 GMT
Is that the same Dr. Bison who specializes in treating buffalo? Yes, and his most famous patient was the Buffalo Gal. She wouldn't come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight -- until he fixed what ailed her. Buffalo Gal's biggest ailment was a stuttering problem where she would say everything three times, like Tommy Two Times, like Tommy Two Times.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Jun 6, 2018 1:48:17 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Jun 6, 2018 1:55:41 GMT
Jackie: Was there filling in it? fuggedaboudit : Yeah. Jackie: Now did you put the filling in or did they put the filling in for you? fuggedaboudit : No. They put the filling in. Jackie: And they made the filling. You didn't make the filling, did you? Suzie. I want you to go down to McDonald's. Get me a Hot Apple Pie that has molten lava filling. We're gonna run some tests on that filling. Have you been to the doctor? fuggedaboudit : Ah. No, no. I haven't. Jackie: Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Ms. fuggedaboudit here. Tell him it's from me. Ronald McDonald III:We'd like to offer fuggedaboudit a year's worth of free McNuggets and.... fuggedaboudit: Sold! Do I look like a maroon rhs6358?
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Jun 6, 2018 1:58:03 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980 Been a while for me too...Hey, I'll have a McDLT!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jun 6, 2018 5:32:20 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980 Been a while for me too...Hey, I'll have a McDLT! I liked those. Clapping the two sides together was satisfying.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 6, 2018 8:16:24 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980 Been a while for me too...Hey, I'll have a McDLT! Hey, Jason got himself a rug. Good for him, Jack.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2018 8:35:38 GMT
In 1973, when I was 13 or 14, McDonalds opened a McDonalds "Townhouse" on Broadway between 95th and 96th streets. I thought it was the 1st ever McDonalds in NYC, but apparently there was a slightly earlier one in Midtown. (Which I didn't hear about at the time, so as far as I'm concerned, this was the 1st). Anyway, it was like the first opening in Moscow or China. In those days, there were no national fast food chains in NYC. The line went around the block. It took several months before it calmed down. In those days they just pumped out burgers, only cooking to order during off-hours.
Recognize anyone?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 6, 2018 9:50:17 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980 Coincidentally, that's the last time you vomited?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 6, 2018 9:54:05 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980 Been a while for me too...Hey, I'll have a McDLT! Some people have a little too much fun on television. The burger commercial people. Where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? “We have burgers! We have burgers! We have burgers!” Jumping, laughing, flying through the air. It’s a burger! Have you ever been standing there and you’re watching TV and you’re eating the exact same burger that they’re advertising right there on TV, and it’s like, you know, they’re spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis and I’m standing there, “Maybe I’m putting too much ketchup on mine.”
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Post by rudiger on Jun 7, 2018 22:21:56 GMT
McDonalds? Havent eaten there since June 29th, 1980 Been a while for me too...Hey, I'll have a McDLT! I heard McD's had to discontinue the McDLT because it was too difficult and confusing for customers to assemble their own burger and their were too many 'burger-related' incidents.
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