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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Feb 28, 2017 2:03:23 GMT
That's very dirty. That's absolutely filthy.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Feb 28, 2017 2:06:46 GMT
You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 28, 2017 2:48:46 GMT
That's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Feb 28, 2017 5:54:07 GMT
I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Feb 28, 2017 6:18:31 GMT
I notice you threw 'bald,' in there..
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Feb 28, 2017 15:28:54 GMT
I notice you threw 'bald,' in there.. Well yea, if the head wasn't bald it wouldn't work. All the oil would go in the hair instead of on your body.
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Post by WayneRW on Feb 28, 2017 15:33:13 GMT
I notice you threw 'bald,' in there.. Well yea, if the head wasn't bald it wouldn't work. All the oil would go in the hair instead of on your body. I'm suddenly feeling flush. It's like I got a B12 shot! Excuse me a minute... I'M OUT. I'm out of the contest.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 28, 2017 21:47:40 GMT
I notice you threw 'bald,' in there.. Well yea, if the head wasn't bald it wouldn't work. All the oil would go in the hair instead of on your body. Let me ask you this. If you dip your hairy head in oil is it easy to get it out of your hair?
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 1, 2017 1:40:39 GMT
I notice you threw 'bald,' in there.. Well yea, if the head wasn't bald it wouldn't work. All the oil would go in the hair instead of on your body. Not necessarily, see Hawkeye-Costanza believes the hair would act like some sort of mop, making oil delivery to the body even easier.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 1, 2017 2:51:52 GMT
Well yea, if the head wasn't bald it wouldn't work. All the oil would go in the hair instead of on your body. Not necessarily, see Hawkeye-Costanza believes the hair would act like some sort of mop, making oil delivery to the body even easier. But it's the sensual smoothness of the bald head against the bare skin that makes it exciting. I don't think a hair mop would be as erotic.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 1, 2017 2:58:38 GMT
Well yea, if the head wasn't bald it wouldn't work. All the oil would go in the hair instead of on your body. Let me ask you this. If you dip your hairy head in oil is it easy to get it out of your hair? Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 1, 2017 5:17:28 GMT
I notice you threw 'bald,' in there.. Yeah, what the hell!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 1, 2017 13:16:09 GMT
Let me ask you this. If you dip your hairy head in oil is it easy to get it out of your hair? Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out? I'd like to be able to get the oil out of my hair.
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Post by beau29 on Mar 1, 2017 13:40:55 GMT
You want the oil out of your hair? Use Prell, the hard stuff, a hundred proof - takes your roots out!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 1, 2017 14:05:41 GMT
What about my scalp? I'd like a nice skull, even if there isn't a lot of hair on it.
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Post by WayneRW on Mar 1, 2017 14:30:48 GMT
Who cares about a skull?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 1, 2017 16:52:51 GMT
But my skull has a pinkish hue and a rosy glow. Plus, killer eyebrows. Not like Uncle Leo's.
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Post by Lomez on Mar 1, 2017 17:17:39 GMT
Uncle Leo's?,..you ever seen Jack Klompus's eyebrows?
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Post by beau29 on Mar 1, 2017 19:25:26 GMT
"killer eyebrows. Not like Uncle Leo's"
Do you mean his real eyebrows - or the ones drawn on with a Sharpie?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 1, 2017 21:55:07 GMT
Yeahhh, I wasn't really clear about that. I'll go with the ones that Elaine drew on him.
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Post by snelling on Mar 1, 2017 23:17:30 GMT
I want a manicure, no, a pedicure. I want an eyebrow-threading. I want a hot dog. I want... a milkshake...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 3:32:46 GMT
I'll take a manicure. I'm not taking my shoes off for anyone!
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Post by beau29 on Mar 2, 2017 3:36:38 GMT
I want a manicure, no, a pedicure. I want an eyebrow-threading. I want a hot dog. I want... a milkshake... You'll get nothing and like it.
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Post by snelling on Mar 2, 2017 3:37:58 GMT
Bing!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 2, 2017 7:06:35 GMT
I want a manicure, no, a pedicure. I want an eyebrow-threading. I want a hot dog. I want... a milkshake... You'll get nothing and like it. Oh! Somebody step on a duck?
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