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Post by Lomez on Feb 27, 2017 13:19:37 GMT
Between Morty Seinfeld & Jack Klompus, who do you think would win?
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Feb 27, 2017 13:50:10 GMT
I'm not a hundred percent on this, but I feel like Morty would beat the cunt off that no good piece of fucking garbage Jack Klompus.
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Post by Lomez on Feb 27, 2017 14:10:14 GMT
Morty has a weight advantage, but I wonder what would happen if he connected with one of Klompus's eyebrows
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2017 14:59:10 GMT
Morty would drop Klompus like a bag of dirt.
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Post by beau29 on Feb 27, 2017 16:50:00 GMT
Klompus strikes me as a dirty fighter. He'd probably stab Morty in the eye with the astronaut pen...
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Post by Lomez on Feb 27, 2017 17:02:01 GMT
Whatdya think, I've never stabbed anybody with a pen before?,..I've stabbed hundreds of people!,..Thousands! Attachments:
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Post by beau29 on Feb 27, 2017 17:10:36 GMT
He could be laying on his back and stab someone!! It works upside down, ya know!
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Feb 27, 2017 18:05:55 GMT
Is this before or after Morty slept on the sofa?
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Post by Lomez on Feb 27, 2017 19:59:29 GMT
I'm thinking they both just had a nap..
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 27, 2017 21:45:29 GMT
Tough to think about. All that sweat. All that flab. Two old men grunting, falling to the floor with their asscracks showing. No. I'll take a good, old-fashioned catfight any day.
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Post by Lomez on Feb 27, 2017 22:46:07 GMT
OK then, let's switch gears,.....Elaine vs Sue Ellen Mischke!
who do ya like?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 27, 2017 22:57:42 GMT
Well, it puts a different spin on the sweat and asscracks. I guess Elaine wins. She probably fights dirty and Sue Ellen's a tad top-heavy. Elaine could just give her a good "Get Out!" shove from behind.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 27, 2017 22:58:13 GMT
Ouuuuuuur Tale of the Tape, for the main event of the afternoon!! One fighter had the early bird, the other fighter did not. EVERYTHING else is virtually identical.
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Post by NJtoTX on Feb 28, 2017 0:41:42 GMT
Klompus. Morty is a wimp.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 28, 2017 9:19:19 GMT
Klompus. Morty is a wimp. Morty works out with one of those thingies you put on your doorknob and he eats a plum daily. Klompus tries to open a window and gets his little hand "all cut up". Oh boo-hoo. Poor Klompy. Lord knows what he was doing with that pen before he gave it to Jerry.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2017 9:23:29 GMT
OK then, let's switch gears,.....Elaine vs Sue Ellen Mischke! who do ya like? Mischke could keep Elaine in check just by putting her hand on her forehead.
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Post by Lomez on Feb 28, 2017 13:14:32 GMT
Woof!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Feb 28, 2017 21:30:34 GMT
OK then, let's switch gears,.....Elaine vs Sue Ellen Mischke! who do ya like? Mischke could keep Elaine in check just by putting her hand on her forehead. Elaine could, however, easily do a rebound off Mischke's chest.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 28, 2017 22:25:13 GMT
So now, is it Klompus vs. Sue-Ellen? That could be interesting.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 28, 2017 22:36:38 GMT
Are you suggesting that we set up brackets for an Ultimate Seinfeld Smackdown?
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Post by Lomez on Feb 28, 2017 22:41:05 GMT
I was kinda headed that way, my next matchup would be a battle of the heavyweights,....Newman vs FDR!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2017 19:04:34 GMT
Estelle Costanza vs. Helen Seinfeld.
My money is on Helen.
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Post by Lomez on Mar 1, 2017 20:21:47 GMT
I dunno, Estelle is batshit crazy, there's no telling what she'd do...
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 1, 2017 22:20:56 GMT
I dunno, Estelle is batshit crazy, there's no telling what she'd do... Paella right in the eye!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 1, 2017 23:05:25 GMT
I'd love to fight Sue Ellen Mischke. I'd pretend to fall, let her full mount me, then pull guard and pretend to struggle. GIDDYUP!
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Post by snelling on Mar 1, 2017 23:13:58 GMT
Crazy Joe Davola vs Jimmy Sherman: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBBBLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!
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Post by WayneRW on Mar 2, 2017 12:12:19 GMT
Estelle Costanza vs. Helen Seinfeld. My money is on Helen. Oooooh. Femininas!!
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Post by beau29 on Mar 2, 2017 13:33:52 GMT
Estelle Costanza vs. Helen Seinfeld? Helen has osteoporosis. Estelle would snap those brittle bones like twigs!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 5, 2017 15:09:38 GMT
Estelle Costanza vs. Helen Seinfeld? Helen has osteoporosis. Estelle would snap those brittle bones like twigs! Estelle would be disqualified for crying.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 5, 2017 17:11:58 GMT
Estelle cry? She can't! She won't!
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