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Post by samcollins99 on Jul 11, 2024 16:40:04 GMT
YOU GET FLEAS FROM DOGS, RIGHT? BUT NEWMAN HATES DOGS! HOW DID HE GET FLEASE?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 11, 2024 16:48:30 GMT
Newman: I believe one of the residences on my mail route was infested with fleas. Well, today I won't be going on my mail route! Will I? Perhaps tomorrow.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 11, 2024 17:12:44 GMT
YOU GET FLEAS FROM DOGS, RIGHT? BUT NEWMAN HATES DOGS! HOW DID HE GET FLEASE? You ever notice his furniture? He probably had bedbugs, too.
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Post by mistercohen on Jul 14, 2024 9:07:43 GMT
YOU GET FLEAS FROM DOGS, RIGHT? BUT NEWMAN HATES DOGS! HOW DID HE GET FLEASE? You ever notice his furniture? He probably had bedbugs, too. I bet he stunk too
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 14, 2024 10:59:41 GMT
You ever notice his furniture? He probably had bedbugs, too. I bet he stunk too Fat, sweaty, walked all day on his route. Lived in that cramped apartment he probably never cleaned. Ate fatty, greasy foods. I think Newman having B.O. is a fair assumption.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 14, 2024 12:06:54 GMT
HOW DID NEWMAN GET FLEAS?
He ordered them through the mail. I don't know. I'm trying to help you.
We also would have accepted...
Jerry: Alcohol.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2024 16:33:11 GMT
HOW DID NEWMAN GET FLEAS?
He got them from his butcher. You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 15, 2024 17:42:16 GMT
YOU GET FLEAS FROM DOGS, RIGHT? BUT NEWMAN HATES DOGS! HOW DID HE GET FLEASE? Slowly
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2024 18:40:03 GMT
HOW DID NEWMAN GET FLEAS?
"I don't see what would possibly stop him from getting fleas."
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2024 18:45:07 GMT
Fat, sweaty, walked all day on his route. Lived in that cramped apartment he probably never cleaned. Ate fatty, greasy foods. I think Newman having B.O. is a fair assumption. So you're saying "How could he not get fleas?" Interesting take.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2024 19:13:50 GMT
HOW DID NEWMAN GET FLEAS?
He got them from another man-fur that he got out of a tree.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 15, 2024 20:09:10 GMT
HOW DID NEWMAN GET FLEAS?
He got them from another man-fur that he got out of a tree. David Berkowitz's mail bag was infested with fleas.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2024 20:14:28 GMT
HOW DID NEWMAN GET FLEAS?
He got them from another man-fur that he got out of a tree. David Berkowitz's mail bag was infested with fleas. He got them from Agnes.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2024 23:57:11 GMT
YOU GET FLEAS FROM DOGS, RIGHT? BUT NEWMAN HATES DOGS! HOW DID HE GET FLEASE? Slowly Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, I walked up to him, the fellow who gave me fleas!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 16, 2024 9:42:54 GMT
David Berkowitz's mail bag was infested with fleas. He got them from Agnes. Updated version: I got it from Teshie?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 16, 2024 11:50:12 GMT
YOU GET FLEAS FROM DOGS, RIGHT? BUT NEWMAN HATES DOGS! HOW DID HE GET FLEASE? You think Newman got fleas at a flea market, don't you?
Yes you do, Biff. You've never been to a flea market, and you think they have fleas there.
samcollins99: All right, I think they have fleas there. So what...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 16, 2024 17:06:25 GMT
You ever notice his furniture? He probably had bedbugs, too. I bet he stunk too Of wealth
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 16, 2024 17:17:36 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 16, 2024 18:59:45 GMT
I've heard of being filthy rich but not stinky rich.
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