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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2024 16:12:43 GMT
A lot has happened in the last decade. Abby, 34, is now married. According to public records, Abby, a teacher, and Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, tied the knot in 2021.
And we're hearing about this only now?
How did the groom decide which of them to marry? Didn't he actually marry both of them?
Jerry: The question is whether you'd rather marry conjoined twins that are two heads and the rest is just one body or that are one head on two bodies.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2024 16:34:56 GMT
A lot has happened in the last decade. Abby, 34, is now married. According to public records, Abby, a teacher, and Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, tied the knot in 2021.
And we're hearing about this only now?
How did the groom decide which of them to marry? Didn't he actually marry both of them?
Jerry: The question is whether you'd rather marry conjoined twins that are two heads and the rest is just one body or that are one head on two bodies.
George: Now you're off on a topic. Abby: Hey Brittany. Remember what we talked about? Josh is into it! Brittany: He has no choice.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 30, 2024 22:42:33 GMT
Though they each can sleep, eat and talk separately, Brittany—who is anatomically joined to her sibling from the belly button down—operate one body, resulting in the siblings needing to be highly in sync with one another. . . . They also each have their own heart, brain, set of lungs, stomach and kidney, but share other organs such as the liver and the bladder.
And the naughty bits?
In recent years, the pair chose not to publicly discuss certain details of their lives, including Abby's 2021 wedding to her husband Josh, though they recently shared images of them all together on TikTok.
Isn't this considered bigamy?
Abby: A little space, please.
Do you think that the cheeks that touch get chafed?
Nice job of photobombing.
After marrying Josh Bowling, a nurse and veteran, Abby gained another family member—his 8-year-old daughter Isabella.
Isabella: Which one of you is my new mommy?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 31, 2024 11:04:45 GMT
Though they each can sleep, eat and talk separately, Brittany—who is anatomically joined to her sibling from the belly button down—operate one body, resulting in the siblings needing to be highly in sync with one another. . . . They also each have their own heart, brain, set of lungs, stomach and kidney, but share other organs such as the liver and the bladder.
And the naughty bits?
In recent years, the pair chose not to publicly discuss certain details of their lives, including Abby's 2021 wedding to her husband Josh, though they recently shared images of them all together on TikTok.
Isn't this considered bigamy?
Abby: A little space, please.
Do you think that the cheeks that touch get chafed?
Nice job of photobombing.
After marrying Josh Bowling, a nurse and veteran, Abby gained another family member—his 8-year-old daughter Isabella.
Isabella: Which one of you is my new mommy? Yes. It's also cheating. Josh (motioning to Abby): I'm hitting that. I'm also doing her sister. They're joined from the belly button down. You know what this also means? pizzabagel: Only one bum bum? rudiger: What a gyp!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 31, 2024 11:48:00 GMT
Though they each can sleep, eat and talk separately, Brittany—who is anatomically joined to her sibling from the belly button down—operate one body, resulting in the siblings needing to be highly in sync with one another. . . . They also each have their own heart, brain, set of lungs, stomach and kidney, but share other organs such as the liver and the bladder.
And the naughty bits?
In recent years, the pair chose not to publicly discuss certain details of their lives, including Abby's 2021 wedding to her husband Josh, though they recently shared images of them all together on TikTok.
Isn't this considered bigamy?
Abby: A little space, please.
Do you think that the cheeks that touch get chafed?
Nice job of photobombing.
After marrying Josh Bowling, a nurse and veteran, Abby gained another family member—his 8-year-old daughter Isabella.
Isabella: Which one of you is my new mommy? Yes. It's also cheating. Josh (motioning to Abby): I'm hitting that. I'm also doing her sister. They're joined from the belly button down. You know what this also means? pizzabagel: Only one bum bum? rudiger: What a gyp! But how many boobalas?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 31, 2024 13:12:39 GMT
Yes. It's also cheating. Josh (motioning to Abby): I'm hitting that. I'm also doing her sister. They're joined from the belly button down. You know what this also means? pizzabagel: Only one bum bum? rudiger: What a gyp! But how many boobalas? So many questions. They should have a website devoted entirely to that. Weird questions. pizzabagel: Do you gals fight when one eats gassy food and you have to share a foof?
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 3, 2024 2:21:32 GMT
Yes. It's also cheating. Josh (motioning to Abby): I'm hitting that. I'm also doing her sister. They're joined from the belly button down. You know what this also means? pizzabagel: Only one bum bum? rudiger: What a gyp! But how many boobalas? I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob. Each cup (There's the A, the B, the C and the D, that's the biggest) is likely holding two of them.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 11:21:08 GMT
I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob. Each cup (There's the A, the B, the C and the D, that's the biggest) is likely holding two of them.
(.)(.)(.)(.) How do we know that? Why can't the big pair be on the inside? (.)(.)(.)(.)And you distinctly said "with a smaller inner boob," which is singular. (.)(.)(.)
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 11:35:25 GMT
I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob. Each cup (There's the A, the B, the C and the D, that's the biggest) is likely holding two of them.
(.)(.)(.)(.) How do we know that? Why can't the big pair be on the inside? (.)(.)(.)(.)And you distinctly said "with a smaller inner boob," which is singular. (.)(.)(.)Josh: What's taking Abby so long? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds. Abby (yelling): Taking my bra off is complicated, you horse's ass! Brittany: Ow! You elbowed me in the face again!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 11:36:11 GMT
I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob. Each cup (There's the A, the B, the C and the D, that's the biggest) is likely holding two of them.
(.)(.)(.)(.) You think their bras are custom made or do they let "the girls" bobble merrily throughout the day?
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 3, 2024 12:23:07 GMT
I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob. Each cup (There's the A, the B, the C and the D, that's the biggest) is likely holding two of them.
(.)(.)(.)(.) You think their bras are custom made or do they let "the girls" bobble merrily throughout the day? Very likely custom made. My question is this, "Does the unmarried sister have a way to keep her cup in place when the husband is fondling Abby's bare breast(s)?" I would assume not, since they share the lower lady parts.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 12:28:07 GMT
You think their bras are custom made or do they let "the girls" bobble merrily throughout the day? Very likely custom made. My question is this, "Does the unmarried sister have a way to keep her cup in place when the husband is fondling Abby's bare breast(s)?" I would assume not, since they share the lower lady parts. Every night's a menage. And, since Josh Bowling is a nurse, they have access to all the lubricants, creams, etc. their hearts could ever desire.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 3, 2024 12:32:06 GMT
I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob. Each cup (There's the A, the B, the C and the D, that's the biggest) is likely holding two of them.
(.)(.)(.)(.) How do we know that? Why can't the big pair be on the inside? (.)(.)(.)(.)And you distinctly said "with a smaller inner boob," which is singular. (.)(.)(.)I also said "each" which isn't singular. But your three-boob scenario could also be correct. Maybe there are just two nipples. (.)(..)(.)
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 12:42:40 GMT
How do we know that? Why can't the big pair be on the inside? (.)(.)(.)(.)And you distinctly said "with a smaller inner boob," which is singular. (.)(.)(.)I also said "each" which isn't singular. But your three-boob scenario could also be correct. Maybe there are just two nipples. (.)(..)(.)
Orrrrr... again if I read you correctly ("I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob."), the configuration should look like this: (.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 12:46:32 GMT
I also said "each" which isn't singular. But your three-boob scenario could also be correct. Maybe there are just two nipples. (.)(..)(.)
Orrrrr... again if I read you correctly ("I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob."), the configuration should look like this: (.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)Six boobs? pizzabagel: Josh knew what he was doing.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 12:50:40 GMT
Orrrrr... again if I read you correctly ("I'm guessing they each have two with a smaller inner boob."), the configuration should look like this: (.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)Six boobs? pizzabagel: Josh knew what he was doing. Brittany: Hands off, Lover Boy, or I'm telling my sister.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 13:48:56 GMT
Six boobs? pizzabagel: Josh knew what he was doing. Brittany: Hands off, Lover Boy, or I'm telling my sister. Abby: Uh, I'm right here.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 15:21:33 GMT
Brittany: Hands off, Lover Boy, or I'm telling my sister. Abby: Uh, I'm right here. Brittany: Sheesh! A little privacy, Miss Nosey.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 15:41:10 GMT
Abby: Uh, I'm right here. Brittany: Sheesh! A little privacy, Miss Nosey. The husband must be a stud. I mean, you make love to Abby but you must have to at least give Brittany some sugar. pizzabagel: "Sugar"? Who are you? Teresa Graves?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 15:43:08 GMT
Abby is a teacher? So isn't Brittany also a teacher? Or is she just there taking up space?
Abby: Tommy, you aren't paying attention to today's lesson!
Tommy: Sorry, Two-Head.
Abby: Don't call me Two-Head.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 16:13:52 GMT
Abby is a teacher? So isn't Brittany also a teacher? Or is she just there taking up space? Abby: Tommy, you aren't paying attention to today's lesson! Tommy: Sorry, Two-Head. Abby: Don't call me Two-Head. Maybe Brittany is a lunch lady. Morty: I could see that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 21:34:45 GMT
The marriage, which took place in 2021 according to public records, represents a new chapter for 34-year-old Abby from Minnesota.
However, this new beginning has been shadowed by a paternity suit filed by Josh's ex-wife, Annica Bowling, introducing new complexity to their lives.
Is his ex-wife also a conjoined twin?
I guess not.
Annica's lawsuit, filed in October 2023, nearly two years after Josh's marriage to Abby, involves a quest for paternity confirmation of a child mentioned as 'Isabella's half-sister' in court documents.
A half-sister? I can picture a body with two heads but this one baffles me.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 21:41:18 GMT
The marriage, which took place in 2021 according to public records, represents a new chapter for 34-year-old Abby from Minnesota.
However, this new beginning has been shadowed by a paternity suit filed by Josh's ex-wife, Annica Bowling, introducing new complexity to their lives.
Is his ex-wife also a conjoined twin?
I guess not.
Annica's lawsuit, filed in October 2023, nearly two years after Josh's marriage to Abby, involves a quest for paternity confirmation of a child mentioned as 'Isabella's half-sister' in court documents.
A half-sister? I can picture a body with two heads but this one baffles me. This sounds like the basis for an amazing sitcom. Half of a sister? A co-joined wife? What else is going to be thrown at us? He has two wing-dings?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 21:50:28 GMT
The marriage, which took place in 2021 according to public records, represents a new chapter for 34-year-old Abby from Minnesota.
However, this new beginning has been shadowed by a paternity suit filed by Josh's ex-wife, Annica Bowling, introducing new complexity to their lives.
Is his ex-wife also a conjoined twin?
I guess not.
Annica's lawsuit, filed in October 2023, nearly two years after Josh's marriage to Abby, involves a quest for paternity confirmation of a child mentioned as 'Isabella's half-sister' in court documents.
A half-sister? I can picture a body with two heads but this one baffles me. This sounds like the basis for an amazing sitcom. Half of a sister? A co-joined wife? What else is going to be thrown at us? He has two wing-dings? You think The Addams Family was creepy and kooky? They have nothing on this bunch.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 22:27:55 GMT
This sounds like the basis for an amazing sitcom. Half of a sister? A co-joined wife? What else is going to be thrown at us? He has two wing-dings? You think The Addams Family was creepy and kooky? They have nothing on this bunch. Well? Where's the parody, Gershwin?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 3, 2024 22:47:55 GMT
You think The Addams Family was creepy and kooky? They have nothing on this bunch. Well? Where's the parody, Gershwin? They're half and some are doubleThey don't live in a bubble They have a lot of trouble The Bowling Family [Snap! Snap!]
'Tween Brittany and Abby They oftentimes get crabby The husband Josh looks flabby The Bowling Family [Snap! Snap!]
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2024 10:36:09 GMT
Well? Where's the parody, Gershwin? They're half and some are doubleThey don't live in a bubble They have a lot of trouble The Bowling Family [Snap! Snap!]
'Tween Brittany and Abby They oftentimes get crabby The husband Josh looks flabby The Bowling Family [Snap! Snap!] Well that shut me up.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2024 19:52:50 GMT
Conjoined twin Abby Hensel reportedly failed to list her sister, Brittany Hensel, as a witness for her marriage to army veteran Josh Bowling.
Was she even invited to the wedding? I can't abide wedding crashers.
In documents obtained by TMZ, Abby and Bowling, both 34, listed the bride’s other sister Morgan Hensel and a person named Cosmo Naut (a play on the Russian version of an astronaut) as the witnesses to their 2021 union at the Jerome Event Center in Delano, MN.
Talk about a major snub-aroo.
A second clip, which was posted by a relative of Bowling, showed the lovebirds dancing and kissing at the reception. The clip has since been taken down.
I understand it included Abby tossing the bridal bouquet straight up so Brittany could catch it.
The blushing bride and her sister donned an all-white dress for the occasion while Bowling opted for a gray suit and orange tie.
Why did Brittany get her half of the dress to be white? They should have gone the Two-Face route, like this.
It is reported that Joshua and his new bride are very close with Isabella, who attended her father’s union and appears in many photos of the event.
How about Brittany? I bet she's like the mean stepmother to Josh's daughter.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2024 21:03:38 GMT
Conjoined twin Abby Hensel reportedly failed to list her sister, Brittany Hensel, as a witness for her marriage to army veteran Josh Bowling.
Was she even invited to the wedding? I can't abide wedding crashers.
In documents obtained by TMZ, Abby and Bowling, both 34, listed the bride’s other sister Morgan Hensel and a person named Cosmo Naut (a play on the Russian version of an astronaut) as the witnesses to their 2021 union at the Jerome Event Center in Delano, MN.
Talk about a major snub-aroo.
A second clip, which was posted by a relative of Bowling, showed the lovebirds dancing and kissing at the reception. The clip has since been taken down.
I understand it included Abby tossing the bridal bouquet straight up so Brittany could catch it.
The blushing bride and her sister donned an all-white dress for the occasion while Bowling opted for a gray suit and orange tie.
Why did Brittany get her half of the dress to be white? They should have gone the Two-Face route, like this.
It is reported that Joshua and his new bride are very close with Isabella, who attended her father’s union and appears in many photos of the event.
How about Brittany? I bet she's like the mean stepmother to Josh's daughter. Conjoined twin Abby Hensel reportedly failed to list her sister, Brittany Hensel, as a witness for her marriage to army veteran Josh Bowling. Brittany: Witness? I'm right here. I'm a witness whether you want me or not.In documents obtained by TMZ, Abby and Bowling, both 34, listed the bride’s other sister Morgan Hensel and a person named Cosmo Naut (a play on the Russian version of an astronaut) as the witnesses to their 2021 union at the Jerome Event Center in Delano, MN. The Jerome Event Center? How many Jerome events are there per year?A second clip, which was posted by a relative of Bowling, showed the lovebirds dancing and kissing at the reception. The clip has since been taken down. Because the lovebirds were actually Abby & Brittany?
The blushing bride and her sister donned an all-white dress for the occasion while Bowling opted for a gray suit and orange tie. Brittany should have eaten something that didn't agree with her. At least the back of the dress wouldn't have been white.
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