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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2024 21:29:20 GMT
Play a new drinking game that involves watching jacobfuckingjones videos and a taking a shot every time he says "I ain't gonna lie" or "kind of thing" at the end of a sentence. That bottle say "Sidra"?
"It's real and it's spectacular."
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2024 22:34:54 GMT
"It's real and it's spectacular." Why did they make such a deal over Sidra's bouncies, anyways? Sue Ellen Mischke had much nicer ones than her.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2024 22:42:53 GMT
"It's real and it's spectacular." Why did they make such a deal over Sidra's bouncies, anyways? Sue Ellen Mischke had much nicer ones than her. Would you have expected them to use the "real and spectacular" line again with Mischke? Wasn't it enough that hers distracted Kramer when he was driving? I think they got the point across. For that matter, the cop in "The Gum" didn't say that Elaine's were real and spectacular.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2024 22:50:01 GMT
Why did they make such a deal over Sidra's bouncies, anyways? Sue Ellen Mischke had much nicer ones than her. Would you have expected them to use the "real and spectacular" line again with Mischke? Wasn't it enough that hers distracted Kramer when he was driving? I think they got the point across. For that matter, the cop in "The Gum" didn't say that Elaine's were real and spectacular. They could have come up with another catchphrase for Sue Ellen. Use your imagination. No! Not like that!! pizzabagel: Whee!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 22, 2024 21:15:24 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 22, 2024 22:03:26 GMT
With naughty outtakes of nuts emerging from the tub with his "nuts" fully on display?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 29, 2024 20:38:20 GMT
Create my own brand of Bob Marley inspired cannabis strain and called it "I Shot The Sheriff".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 31, 2024 17:50:20 GMT
Try and guess what Nuts has planned for his April Fools soak.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 2, 2024 22:22:20 GMT
Invent a tractor/hot tub hybrid machine so I can mow my lawn while soaking.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2024 22:33:35 GMT
Invent a tractor/hot tub hybrid machine so I can mow my lawn while soaking. And so you could catch gonorrhea while soaking.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2024 22:59:32 GMT
Move everything out of my den and build a 12x12 foot tub to soak in all day. I can just nail boards together, right? I don't have to seal or caulk anything?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 2, 2024 23:40:50 GMT
Collaborate with John Tesh on a rock opera called "Space Soaking".
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 11:56:47 GMT
Collaborate with John Tesh on a rock opera called "Space Soaking". Would this be an homage to "Space Oddity"? Ground control to major nuts?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 3, 2024 20:22:46 GMT
Collaborate with John Tesh on a rock opera called "Space Soaking". Would this be an homage to "Space Oddity"? Ground control to major nuts? I may even get Nuts to provide farting soundbites and call it "Musique concrète".
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 3, 2024 21:18:35 GMT
Would this be an homage to "Space Oddity"? Ground control to major nuts? I may even get Nuts to provide farting soundbites and call it "Musique concrète". nuts: toots are in the oven!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 7, 2024 17:03:02 GMT
Move everything out of my den and build a 12x12 foot tub to soak in all day. I can just nail boards together, right? I don't have to seal or caulk anything? Nuts: when?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 7, 2024 17:09:23 GMT
Move everything out of my den and build a 12x12 foot tub to soak in all day. I can just nail boards together, right? I don't have to seal or caulk anything? Nuts: when? soak? nuts: wut? moon! nuts:
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 7, 2024 21:34:19 GMT
Watch the solar eclipse with my safety goggles.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 11, 2024 1:19:23 GMT
Open a store that sells bicycles and hot tubs. I'll call it Spokes 'n' Soaks.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 11, 2024 12:19:32 GMT
Open a store that sells bicycles and hot tubs. I'll call it Spokes 'n' Soaks. Sorry. Can't do it. I'm opening my new restaurant soon. "The Cal-ZONE".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 17, 2024 20:37:33 GMT
Buy a new hot tub and tanning bed at Canadian Tire.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 18, 2024 21:30:55 GMT
Try and remember what goals I set in 2022 and if I achieved any of them.
Spoiler alert: probably not.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2024 22:20:33 GMT
Start a Robert Emhardt fan club.
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Post by popstractor on Apr 19, 2024 20:32:57 GMT
Let's lobby for the NBA to put expansion teams in Helena, Montana and Pierre, South Dakota
And move the Okie City Thunders to Lincoln, Nebraska
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2024 12:20:37 GMT
Let's lobby for the NBA to put expansion teams in Helena, Montana and Pierre, South Dakota And move the Okie City Thunders to Lincoln, Nebraska We need team names! I recommend: Helena Troys (get it?) Pierre Salingers Lincoln Logs popstractor: It's not "PEE-air", it's "PEER". Fine. Call them the Pierre Ones.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 21, 2024 19:12:03 GMT
Start a book club that only selects books that have at least 2 film adaptations.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2024 19:47:12 GMT
Start a book club that only selects books that have at least 2 film adaptations. I think that eliminates "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 21, 2024 22:06:21 GMT
Write a song about Sweedish danishes.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2024 23:00:18 GMT
Write a song about Sweedish danishes. Swedish fish aren't Swedish. They make them in New Jersey. It's just a Swedishy name.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2024 23:15:21 GMT
Write a song about Sweedish danishes. Swedish fish aren't Swedish. They make them in New Jersey. It's just a Swedishy name. There's a Sweden, New York. Maybe they outsource them?
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