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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 21, 2024 0:35:06 GMT
Make our futures foreseeable. Aww, the future sucks.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 21, 2024 3:35:46 GMT
Let's have a Tetris competition.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 21, 2024 4:47:29 GMT
Let's go back to talking about naked.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 21, 2024 11:50:39 GMT
Let's have a Tetris competition. Better yet, let's all wear aviator sunglasses, denim jackets and mullets. Embrace the 1980s.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 21, 2024 12:52:11 GMT
Let's go back to talking about naked. You're not wearing anything, are you?
SirMoe: Yes, I am.
Then what is it?
SirMoe: Damn!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 21, 2024 18:44:35 GMT
Let's go back to talking about naked. You're not wearing anything, are you?
SirMoe: Yes, I am.
Then what is it?
SirMoe: Damn! Are you pushing for a photo of SirMoe posting in the buff?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 21, 2024 21:43:19 GMT
Let's go back to talking about naked. Where'd you get that one?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 21, 2024 22:11:00 GMT
Let's go back to talking about naked. Where'd you get that one? Mr. Himself very nice man. He live in Texas. He always naked.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 21, 2024 22:32:25 GMT
Where'd you get that one? Mr. Himself very nice man. He live in Texas. He always naked. But it's really not accurate. Nobody says "talking about naked", it's "talking about nudity".
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 21, 2024 23:43:00 GMT
Mr. Himself very nice man. He live in Texas. He always naked. But it's really not accurate. Nobody says "talking about naked", it's "talking about nudity". Not only nudity. Full frontal nudity.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 22, 2024 0:33:51 GMT
Watch more television programs featuring Robert Emhardt.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 22, 2024 5:09:19 GMT
You're not wearing anything, are you?
SirMoe: Yes, I am.
Then what is it?
SirMoe: Damn! Are you pushing for a photo of SirMoe posting in the buff? Check your DM's, Raxxi
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 22, 2024 12:25:44 GMT
Are you pushing for a photo of SirMoe posting in the buff? Check your DM's, Raxxi nuts: sassy!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 23, 2024 13:59:27 GMT
Let's email Shout Factory and lobby to get them to release "Meet the Press: The Complete Series" on DVD.
pizzabagel: And then each of us buys it?
Nah. I wouldn't go near it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 23, 2024 14:04:44 GMT
Let's email Shout Factory and lobby to get them to release "Meet the Press: The Complete Series" on DVD. pizzabagel: And then each of us buys it? Nah. I wouldn't go near it. How about "Press the Meat"?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 23, 2024 14:08:31 GMT
Let's email Shout Factory and lobby to get them to release "Meet the Press: The Complete Series" on DVD. pizzabagel: And then each of us buys it? Nah. I wouldn't go near it. How about "Press the Meat"? "Eat the Mess"? "Beat the Dress"?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 23, 2024 15:35:01 GMT
How about "Press the Meat"? "Eat the Mess"? "Beat the Dress"? Soup Nazi: You're pressing your meat, little man.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 23, 2024 15:59:18 GMT
"Eat the Mess"? "Beat the Dress"? Soup Nazi: You're pressing your meat, little man. Mock me if you will, but "Eat the Mess" would make for a great game show. Three "celebrities" sit blindfolded at a table and are asked questions. First to answer three incorrectly must "Eat the mess". pizzabagel: But they know they're eating mess. Why are they blindfolded? They don't know the source of the mess. And it will be, ahem, delivered on demand. Host: I'm sorry, Ms. Kardashian. That makes three. And now, here's our guest to drop off your mess to eat. (Bill Cosby appears) Audience: Ugggghhh!!!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 28, 2024 22:27:22 GMT
Collaboration between John Tesh and Steven Wright.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 28, 2024 22:39:58 GMT
Collaboration between John Tesh and Steven Wright. It would be like the meeting of Smith and Wesson.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 29, 2024 0:27:27 GMT
Collaboration between John Tesh and Steven Wright. The stand-up comic or the former knuckleball pitcher?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 29, 2024 0:36:35 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 29, 2024 10:17:01 GMT
"Suffolk Strangler"? He strangled the horses at the old Suffolk Downs racetrack in Boston? That beast!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 29, 2024 13:05:05 GMT
"Suffolk Strangler"? He strangled the horses at the old Suffolk Downs racetrack in Boston? That beast! He used tire chains to do it. He got the idea from the wrestler Strangler Murphy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 29, 2024 13:10:34 GMT
"Suffolk Strangler"? He strangled the horses at the old Suffolk Downs racetrack in Boston? That beast! He used tire chains to do it. He got the idea from the wrestler Strangler Murphy. You know, "Strangler" is a cool nickname that needs more use. Wouldn't pro sports be more fun with, say, "Strangler" Trout, "Strangler" Brady or "Strangler" Verlander?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 29, 2024 13:27:15 GMT
He used tire chains to do it. He got the idea from the wrestler Strangler Murphy. You know, "Strangler" is a cool nickname that needs more use. Wouldn't pro sports be more fun with, say, "Strangler" Trout, "Strangler" Brady or "Strangler" Verlander? You forgot the best one. Casey Strangle.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 29, 2024 13:43:28 GMT
You know, "Strangler" is a cool nickname that needs more use. Wouldn't pro sports be more fun with, say, "Strangler" Trout, "Strangler" Brady or "Strangler" Verlander? You forgot the best one. Casey Strangle. Why is there a "B" on his cap? He was a Yankee and a Met. pizzabagel: He joined the Dodgers briefly. He was intrigued by them being called "Dem Bums". He thought he'd see lots of girls' bum bums. Instead, he only got to see Gil Hodges' bum bum. And Pee Wee Reese's pee-wee? pizzabagel: Yes. That's why one eye is shut. He's trying to get a good look at it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 29, 2024 17:06:27 GMT
You forgot the best one. Casey Strangle. Why is there a "B" on his cap? He was a Yankee and a Met. pizzabagel: He joined the Dodgers briefly. He was intrigued by them being called "Dem Bums". He thought he'd see lots of girls' bum bums. Instead, he only got to see Gil Hodges' bum bum. And Pee Wee Reese's pee-wee? pizzabagel: Yes. That's why one eye is shut. He's trying to get a good look at it. Where did the picture go?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 1, 2024 1:09:52 GMT
Since it's Feb 29, let's all literally take a flying leap.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 1, 2024 14:33:33 GMT
Let's get them to rename Camden Yards "nutsberryfarm Field". pizzabagel: Don't you mean "Memorial" Field?
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