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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 10, 2017 23:23:14 GMT
for the entirety of season 10?
and the joke is that no one mentions it.
once.
even tho, he's slightly orange.
and 'melts' all over the place, leaving huge grease stains on jerry's sofa for instance...
i smell mucho laughs & emmys galore for those eppys!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 11, 2017 0:01:47 GMT
for the entirety of season 10? and the joke is that no one mentions it. once. even tho, he's slightly orange. and 'melts' all over the place, leaving huge grease stains on jerry's sofa for instance... i smell mucho laughs & emmys galore for those eppys! Hmmm, that season sounds like it's worth TWO years of eppies....and a comb.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 0:49:44 GMT
for the entirety of season 10? and the joke is that no one mentions it. once. even tho, he's slightly orange. and 'melts' all over the place, leaving huge grease stains on jerry's sofa for instance... i smell mucho laughs & emmys galore for those eppys! Hmmm, that season sounds like it's worth TWO years of eppies....and a comb. season 11 he uses this as deodorant!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 11, 2017 1:05:23 GMT
Hmmm, that season sounds like it's worth TWO years of eppies....and a comb. season 11 he uses this as deodorant! How about if he used that to lose the second round of 'The Contest'?
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 11, 2017 2:25:05 GMT
I can't believe this thread even exist?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2017 2:37:25 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 2:54:59 GMT
going to have to try this!
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 11, 2017 2:56:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2017 3:01:49 GMT
going to have to try this! I literally just finished shaving with that. It's good stuff.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 3:12:51 GMT
this guy looks like kramer's buddy!
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 11, 2017 3:20:37 GMT
This girl has talent...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 3:21:49 GMT
i'm not sure the irs would approve.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2017 5:41:49 GMT
Please take heed!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 6:19:50 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 10:20:54 GMT
going to have to try this! I literally just finished shaving with that. It's good stuff. It's very good, but at nine bucks (when you can get a can of regular shave cream for $1.99) it's not something I use all the time.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 11, 2017 10:44:33 GMT
I literally just finished shaving with that. It's good stuff. It's very good, but at nine bucks (when you can get a can of regular shave cream for $1.99) it's not something I use all the time. I think that Dr. Carver's Shave Butter is just face wash and a fancy fragrance mixed together. How can I prove it? Ahh, can't! Damn it!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 12:58:05 GMT
this guy looks like kramer's buddy! Professor HT: Do you want butter? Elaine: Is it real butter? Professor HT: It's butter-flavored! Elaine: What is it made of? Professor HT: It's yellow! ------------------------------------------ Jerry: So, what was the toxic waste spill? Just a puddle of liquid butter? George (dejectedly): Yeah. Professor HT sopped it up with his big bowtie.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 13:04:10 GMT
Some people have a little too much fun on television. The sweet cream commercial people. Where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? "We have sweet cream! We have sweet cream! We have sweet cream!" Jumping, laughing, flying through the air! It’s a tub of sweet cream! Have you ever been standing there and you’re watching TV and you’re using the exact same product that they’re advertising right there on TV, and it’s like, you know, they’re spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis, and I’m standing there. "Maybe I’m using too big a bagel."
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 13:37:09 GMT
Some people have a little too much fun on television. The sweet cream commercial people. Where do they summon this enthusiasm? Have you seen them? "We have sweet cream! We have sweet cream! We have sweet cream!" Jumping, laughing, flying through the air! It’s a tub of sweet cream! Have you ever been standing there and you’re watching TV and you’re using the exact same product that they’re advertising right there on TV, and it’s like, you know, they’re spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis, and I’m standing there. "Maybe I’m using too big a bagel." It was 1991, for crying out loud. Times were simpler. No Facebook, very few cell phones, cable TV was a luxury. It wasn't too hard to get jazzed over a stick of butter.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 16:42:06 GMT
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Oct 11, 2017 17:05:54 GMT
Have you ever tried shaving with motor oil? I did years ago. It worked as a lubricant, but smelled bad. Beware getting any on you. If you want to shave with oil, clear baby oil is the best!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 17:35:58 GMT
Have you ever shaved with ostrich oil? It has less fat, so you have to use more of it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 17:48:45 GMT
Have you ever shaved with ostrich oil? It has less fat, so you have to use more of it. I find the ostrich to be just a bit stringy.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 11, 2017 18:16:50 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 20:01:59 GMT
And that pineapple on the counter behind her makes an ideal razor.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 20:04:50 GMT
In the time it took to make that stuff, I could drive to CVS, grab a can of Barbasol and get a Chunky.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 20:16:34 GMT
In the time it took to make that stuff, I could drive to CVS, grab a can of Barbasol and get a Chunky. I know the Chunky who grabbed the last can of Barbasol. {while gritting teeth:} Sherman!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2017 21:46:14 GMT
In the time it took to make that stuff, I could drive to CVS, grab a can of Barbasol and get a Chunky. I know the Chunky who grabbed the last can of Barbasol. {while gritting teeth:} Sherman! Fine. I can take a hint. Here's half of a Hershey bar I bought there. I got a little hungry on the way back.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Oct 11, 2017 21:50:14 GMT
What a ripoff! We didn't get to see her shaving!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 21:51:58 GMT
I saw these signs along the road (well, in my head):
Shaving now / With melted butter / Foam's passe / You'll want no "utter" / Say "bye-bye" to Burma-Shave
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