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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 2, 2017 15:22:34 GMT
Rava: That's what a coincidence is! There are no small coincidences and big coincidences!
Elaine: No, there are degrees of coincidences.
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Post by snelling on Oct 2, 2017 15:35:37 GMT
If I see a friend in a local store: coincidence If I see a friend lost in the Sahara Desert: big coincidence
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 2, 2017 15:37:04 GMT
I agree with Rava. Otherwise, she will put her cigarette out in my face.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 2, 2017 16:42:54 GMT
If I see a friend in a local store: coincidence If I see a friend lost in the Sahara Desert: big coincidence Rava's an idiot. Hot, but man alive she'd be a chore to hang out with.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 2, 2017 18:25:01 GMT
I agree with Rava. Otherwise, she will put her cigarette out in my face. Hmm. I wonder if I can order a Jay Sherman ashtray from Cafe Press.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 2, 2017 18:32:12 GMT
I agree with Rava. Otherwise, she will put her cigarette out in my face. Hmm. I wonder if I can order a Jay Sherman ashtray from Cafe Press. Better get two! Sharing is caring.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 2, 2017 18:49:22 GMT
Hmm. I wonder if I can order a Jay Sherman ashtray from Cafe Press. Better get two! Sharing is caring. "Sharing is caring." Is that what you're having inscribed on your tombstone? How about "I'm not dead yet"?
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Post by snelling on Oct 2, 2017 19:09:28 GMT
The only thing I want on my tombstone is pepperoni, black olives, onions and sausage.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 2, 2017 19:12:59 GMT
Better get two! Sharing is caring. "Sharing is caring." Is that what you're having inscribed on your tombstone? How about "I'm not dead yet"? My tombstone will be blank. Let those bastards figure out who's down there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 2, 2017 21:35:49 GMT
"Sharing is caring." Is that what you're having inscribed on your tombstone? How about "I'm not dead yet"? My tombstone will be blank. Let those bastards figure out who's down there. They'll figure it out when they go digging to get a key out of a parrot and turn you up instead. Surprise!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2017 22:50:52 GMT
The only thing I want on my tombstone is pepperoni, black olives, onions and sausage. The actor in this commercial looks like the wedding cake appraiser...
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Post by courts0 on Oct 3, 2017 5:20:37 GMT
There are no small coincidences, only small actors.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 3, 2017 9:59:38 GMT
There are no small coincidences, only small actors. It's stand-ins for child actors! You got that?!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2017 10:31:38 GMT
There are no small coincidences, only small actors. It's stand-ins for child actors! You got that?! Daddy, don't leave.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 3, 2017 10:51:25 GMT
It's stand-ins for child actors! You got that?! Daddy, don't leave. I am not your Daddy, and if you think I'm leaving to hell you should care that I'm leaving to hell, even though I am not.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Oct 3, 2017 11:03:36 GMT
The only thing I want on my tombstone is pepperoni, black olives, onions and sausage. The actor in this commercial looks like the wedding cake appraiser... Not only does it look like the wedding cake appraiser, it is the wedding cake appraiser, Oliver Muirhead. That's an incredible eye there nyctc7. I bet you could squint your way from Wortsborough down to the Tappan Zee Bridge.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2017 11:14:57 GMT
I am not your Daddy, and if you think I'm leaving to hell you should care that I'm leaving to hell, even though I am not. That was quite a rant there, Papa.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 3, 2017 17:17:51 GMT
I am not your Daddy, and if you think I'm leaving to hell you should care that I'm leaving to hell, even though I am not. That was quite a rant there, Papa. rhs: Papa, right? Me: Poppie. My name is Poppie, you jackass. Yeah. Now get in there. Get chart. Get out. You got it?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2017 17:39:04 GMT
That was quite a rant there, Papa. rhs: Papa, right? Me: Poppie. My name is Poppie, you jackass. Yeah. Now get in there. Get chart. Get out. You got it? You had me retrieving a chart covered in urine?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 3, 2017 17:57:45 GMT
rhs: Papa, right? Me: Poppie. My name is Poppie, you jackass. Yeah. Now get in there. Get chart. Get out. You got it? You had me retrieving a chart covered in urine? Just turn the clipboard over.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2017 18:26:04 GMT
You had me retrieving a chart covered in urine? Just turn the clipboard over. [sniff, sniff] Oh, for the love of God!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 3, 2017 18:36:52 GMT
Just turn the clipboard over. [sniff, sniff] Oh, for the love of God! Whoa! Sorry! I ran out of toilet paper.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Oct 9, 2017 21:02:13 GMT
You had me retrieving a chart covered in urine? Just turn the clipboard over. Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 10, 2017 0:33:20 GMT
The only thing I want on my tombstone is pepperoni, black olives, onions and sausage. No mushrooms? I'm confused.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2017 9:16:49 GMT
The only thing I want on my tombstone is pepperoni, black olives, onions and sausage. No mushrooms? I'm confused. It's a full tombstone. Stuffed with ham. Topped with gorgonzola.
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