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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 28, 2023 13:26:05 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2023 15:26:23 GMT
Reason #131 why I no longer follow baseball. I can't handle guys kissing their own fingers.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2023 15:39:00 GMT
Reason #131 why I no longer follow baseball. I can't handle guys kissing their own fingers. MLB has a promotion where each game a player kisses the fingers of one lucky fan in the stands. Would that get you back into the stadium?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 28, 2023 15:52:13 GMT
Reason #131 why I no longer follow baseball. I can't handle guys kissing their own fingers. MLB has a promotion where each game a player kisses the fingers of one lucky fan in the stands. Would that get you back into the stadium? 😍🥰
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2023 16:57:57 GMT
Reason #131 why I no longer follow baseball. I can't handle guys kissing their own fingers. MLB has a promotion where each game a player kisses the fingers of one lucky fan in the stands. Would that get you back into the stadium? Well, to be honest, I'd rather have my fingers kissed by Bryce Harper than by any player in the WNBA.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2023 17:10:04 GMT
MLB has a promotion where each game a player kisses the fingers of one lucky fan in the stands. Would that get you back into the stadium? Well, to be honest, I'd rather have my fingers kissed by Bryce Harper than by any player in the WNBA. That can be arranged. To have a player in the WNBA kiss your fingers, that is. Let me call Make a Wish.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2023 18:26:44 GMT
Well, to be honest, I'd rather have my fingers kissed by Bryce Harper than by any player in the WNBA. That can be arranged. To have a player in the WNBA kiss your fingers, that is. Let me call Make a Wish. Meh. Bryce. WNBA player. They all look like dudes.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 1, 2023 21:28:24 GMT
Reason #131 why I no longer follow baseball. I can't handle guys kissing their own fingers. You can't find beauty in a gesture?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2023 10:55:47 GMT
Reason #131 why I no longer follow baseball. I can't handle guys kissing their own fingers. You can't find beauty in a gesture? Surely they can come up with better gestures than that? How about when a player gets ejected, all the members of the opposing team make a gesture like they're rocking a baby? Be kinda cool.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 5, 2023 0:56:22 GMT
You can't find beauty in a gesture? Surely they can come up with better gestures than that? How about when a player gets ejected, all the members of the opposing team make a gesture like they're rocking a baby? Be kinda cool. So you don't get bothered by dudes cradling an imaginary baby, but a finger kiss makes you lose control.... Raxx: It's a sanitary issue really. But players sliding in dirt that includes spit? Raxx: Now that's baseball!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2023 8:50:52 GMT
Surely they can come up with better gestures than that? How about when a player gets ejected, all the members of the opposing team make a gesture like they're rocking a baby? Be kinda cool. So you don't get bothered by dudes cradling an imaginary baby, but a finger kiss makes you lose control.... Raxx: It's a sanitary issue really. But players sliding in dirt that includes spit? Raxx: Now that's baseball! Do the players ever accidentally slide in dog mess? SirMoe: What? No. They have groundskeepers. Make the game more interesting. Just picture it... Vin Scully: Two and two to Harvey Kuenn. Sandy into his windup. And Kuenn calls time. He just stepped in dog mess. Oh, the humanity!
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Post by rudiger on Apr 5, 2023 12:23:45 GMT
So you don't get bothered by dudes cradling an imaginary baby, but a finger kiss makes you lose control.... Raxx: It's a sanitary issue really. But players sliding in dirt that includes spit? Raxx: Now that's baseball! Do the players ever accidentally slide in dog mess? SirMoe: What? No. They have groundskeepers. Make the game more interesting. Just picture it... Vin Scully: Two and two to Harvey Kuenn. Sandy into his windup. And Kuenn calls time. He just stepped in dog mess. Oh, the humanity! This sounds like a Costanza idea, i.e., put dog mess strategically along the baseline. Or maybe even a dog mess day. Oh, this is all coming together.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2023 12:57:24 GMT
Do the players ever accidentally slide in dog mess? SirMoe: What? No. They have groundskeepers. Make the game more interesting. Just picture it... Vin Scully: Two and two to Harvey Kuenn. Sandy into his windup. And Kuenn calls time. He just stepped in dog mess. Oh, the humanity! This sounds like a Costanza idea, i.e., put dog mess strategically along the baseline. Or maybe even a dog mess day. Oh, this is all coming together. So you see the humor? You say "My boss just stepped in cat mess", you get silence. But say they stepped in dog mess? Hilarity ensues. Mel Allen: Time's called while Moose Skowron cleans the dog mess off his cleats. Phil Rizzuto: Holy Cow! You can smell that from up here!
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Post by rudiger on Apr 5, 2023 13:29:43 GMT
This sounds like a Costanza idea, i.e., put dog mess strategically along the baseline. Or maybe even a dog mess day. Oh, this is all coming together. So you see the humor? You say "My boss just stepped in cat mess", you get silence. But say they stepped in dog mess? Hilarity ensues. Mel Allen: Time's called while Moose Skowron cleans the dog mess off his cleats. Phil Rizzuto: Holy Cow! You can smell that from up here! Mel Allen: Moose always smells like that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2023 14:03:47 GMT
So you see the humor? You say "My boss just stepped in cat mess", you get silence. But say they stepped in dog mess? Hilarity ensues. Mel Allen: Time's called while Moose Skowron cleans the dog mess off his cleats. Phil Rizzuto: Holy Cow! You can smell that from up here! Mel Allen: Moose always smells like that. Skowron (squeezing Rizzuto's face): It's Moose mess, you got that?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 5, 2023 17:35:07 GMT
This sounds like a Costanza idea, i.e., put dog mess strategically along the baseline. Or maybe even a dog mess day. Oh, this is all coming together. So you see the humor? You say "My boss just stepped in cat mess", you get silence. But say they stepped in dog mess? Hilarity ensues. Mel Allen: Time's called while Moose Skowron cleans the dog mess off his cleats. Phil Rizzuto: Holy Cow! You can smell that from up here! Rudi's dog mess idea could be something. Now imagine fans losing it... And heeeere comes the dog mess! Oh this.....this is a rancid day for baseball.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2023 18:39:04 GMT
So you see the humor? You say "My boss just stepped in cat mess", you get silence. But say they stepped in dog mess? Hilarity ensues. Mel Allen: Time's called while Moose Skowron cleans the dog mess off his cleats. Phil Rizzuto: Holy Cow! You can smell that from up here! Rudi's dog mess idea could be something. Now imagine fans losing it... And heeeere comes the dog mess! Oh this.....this is a rancid day for baseball. I heard, and don't hold me to this, that the reason Curt Schilling isn't in the HOF is because he would sometimes load the ball up with dog mess.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 6, 2023 2:12:43 GMT
Rudi's dog mess idea could be something. Now imagine fans losing it... And heeeere comes the dog mess! Oh this.....this is a rancid day for baseball. I heard, and don't hold me to this, that the reason Curt Schilling isn't in the HOF is because he would sometimes load the ball up with dog mess. He must have ran out of Crisco.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 6, 2023 8:52:18 GMT
I heard, and don't hold me to this, that the reason Curt Schilling isn't in the HOF is because he would sometimes load the ball up with dog mess. He must have ran out of Crisco. See, Moe? This is what the board is all about. A bunch of guys sitting around, talking about dog mess.
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