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nice hat!
Mar 6, 2023 12:51:34 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 6, 2023 12:51:34 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 6, 2023 13:04:52 GMT
David Toms: I feel like an idiot.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 6, 2023 13:19:43 GMT
David Toms: I feel like an idiot. Would you rather wear the helmet or the green jacket from the Masters Tournament? David Toms: Now you're off on a topic.
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nice hat!
Mar 6, 2023 13:56:50 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 6, 2023 13:56:50 GMT
David Toms: I feel like an idiot. Would you rather wear the helmet or the green jacket from the Masters Tournament? David Toms: Now you're off on a topic. Helmet
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 6, 2023 14:33:46 GMT
Would you rather wear the helmet or the green jacket from the Masters Tournament? David Toms: Now you're off on a topic. Helmet Babu: Oh, very good choice!
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Post by rudiger on Mar 7, 2023 0:32:50 GMT
David Toms: I feel like an idiot. With a hat like that, he could go on television, sell discount furniture and appliances, and make some real money. David Toms: Nobody beats the conquistador!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 7, 2023 1:37:13 GMT
David Toms puts on the conquistadors trophy helmet after winning the Cologuard Classic.
Not only does the winner of the tournament get that cool conquistador's helmet. He gets to have his poop screened for colon cancer for free for life. The annoying mascot comes around every year to nag him for a sample. Toms: You want a sample?! You want a sample?! Alright, here's your sample! [Flings poop at mascot]
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Post by rudiger on Mar 7, 2023 3:35:26 GMT
David Toms puts on the conquistadors trophy helmet after winning the Cologuard Classic.
Not only does the winner of the tournament get that cool conquistador's helmet. He gets to have his poop screened for colon cancer for free for life. The annoying mascot comes around every year to nag him for a sample. Toms: You want a sample?! You want a sample?! Alright, here's your sample! [Flings poop at mascot] You know, there's a whole slew of embarrassing personal products that could sponsor PGA events. Take it, Rax.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 7, 2023 9:57:38 GMT
David Toms puts on the conquistadors trophy helmet after winning the Cologuard Classic.
Not only does the winner of the tournament get that cool conquistador's helmet. He gets to have his poop screened for colon cancer for free for life. The annoying mascot comes around every year to nag him for a sample. Toms: You want a sample?! You want a sample?! Alright, here's your sample! [Flings poop at mascot] You know, there's a whole slew of embarrassing personal products that could sponsor PGA events. Take it, Rax. You mean like rectal thermometers that look like golf tees? Or "Teach Me, Tiger" deodorant with the fresh smell of Tiger Woods? rudiger: Whoa! Slow down! I can't write that fast!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 7, 2023 16:29:28 GMT
David Toms: I feel like an idiot. With a hat like that, he could go on television, sell discount furniture and appliances, and make some real money. David Toms: Nobody beats the conquistador! Yep.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 7, 2023 18:00:05 GMT
You know, there's a whole slew of embarrassing personal products that could sponsor PGA events. Take it, Rax. You mean like rectal thermometers that look like golf tees? Or "Teach Me, Tiger" deodorant with the fresh smell of Tiger Woods? rudiger: Whoa! Slow down! I can't write that fast! Those golf tee rectal thermometers would be a big hit with wacky golfing proctologists. And I'm thinking a better name for that deodorant might be 'Touch Me, Tiger'.
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nice hat!
Mar 7, 2023 21:46:48 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 7, 2023 21:46:48 GMT
David Toms: I feel like an idiot. With a hat like that, he could go on television, sell discount furniture and appliances, and make some real money. David Toms: Nobody beats the conquistador! I’d buy 3 sofas from him!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 7, 2023 22:14:58 GMT
You mean like rectal thermometers that look like golf tees? Or "Teach Me, Tiger" deodorant with the fresh smell of Tiger Woods? rudiger: Whoa! Slow down! I can't write that fast! Those golf tee rectal thermometers would be a big hit with wacky golfing proctologists. And I'm thinking a better name for that deodorant might be 'Touch Me, Tiger'. They could put out scents for the great golfers of the past. Who wouldn't buy "A Whiff of Weiskopf"? rudiger: Tom Weiskopf's dead. Well, I never said the whiff would be particularly pleasant, did I?
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Post by rudiger on Mar 7, 2023 23:31:22 GMT
Those golf tee rectal thermometers would be a big hit with wacky golfing proctologists. And I'm thinking a better name for that deodorant might be 'Touch Me, Tiger'. They could put out scents for the great golfers of the past. Who wouldn't buy "A Whiff of Weiskopf"? rudiger: Tom Weiskopf's dead. Well, I never said the whiff would be particularly pleasant, did I? Plenty of geezers would love to think they have the stench of Arnold Palmer on them.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 8, 2023 0:09:29 GMT
They could put out scents for the great golfers of the past. Who wouldn't buy "A Whiff of Weiskopf"? rudiger: Tom Weiskopf's dead. Well, I never said the whiff would be particularly pleasant, did I? Plenty of geezers would love to think they have the stench of Arnold Palmer on them. Fun Fact # 207: Every can of Arnold Palmer Half and Half contains actual fragments of Palmer's corpse. rudiger: I's called "roughage". It's good for you. pizzabagel: I agree. Nothing more invigorating that having a can of A.P. H. H. and then pooping out a piece of Arnie's fingernail.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 8, 2023 5:34:02 GMT
Plenty of geezers would love to think they have the stench of Arnold Palmer on them. Fun Fact # 207: Every can of Arnold Palmer Half and Half contains actual fragments of Palmer's corpse. rudiger: I's called "roughage". It's good for you. pizzabagel: I agree. Nothing more invigorating that having a can of A.P. H. H. and then pooping out a piece of Arnie's fingernail. So, it's the Arnold Palmer version of Crackerjack? I'm hip.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 8, 2023 8:11:29 GMT
Fun Fact # 207: Every can of Arnold Palmer Half and Half contains actual fragments of Palmer's corpse. rudiger: I's called "roughage". It's good for you. pizzabagel: I agree. Nothing more invigorating that having a can of A.P. H. H. and then pooping out a piece of Arnie's fingernail. So, it's the Arnold Palmer version of Crackerjack? I'm hip. Your jealous! 😊
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 8, 2023 9:52:30 GMT
Fun Fact # 207: Every can of Arnold Palmer Half and Half contains actual fragments of Palmer's corpse. rudiger: I's called "roughage". It's good for you. pizzabagel: I agree. Nothing more invigorating that having a can of A.P. H. H. and then pooping out a piece of Arnie's fingernail. So, it's the Arnold Palmer version of Crackerjack? I'm hip. That would have made for a good commercial in the 1960's. Kids sitting around on a hot summer day, drinking Arnold Palmer Half and Half and pulling "things" out of the cans. Billy: I got a toenail! Sally: Wow! A tooth! Tommy (pulling out an eye): Jackpot!
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