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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 19, 2023 23:38:13 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2023 13:33:16 GMT
How come the PGA never hired Ann-Margret to sing "Bye, Bye, Birdie" whenever someone actually made a birdie?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2023 14:32:04 GMT
How come the PGA never hired Ann-Margret to sing "Bye, Bye, Birdie" whenever someone actually made a birdie? Wouldn't that warrant a "Hello, Birdie"? Then they should change a birdie to a dolly and have Barbra Streisand sing it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2023 16:28:49 GMT
How come the PGA never hired Ann-Margret to sing "Bye, Bye, Birdie" whenever someone actually made a birdie? Wouldn't that warrant a "Hello, Birdie"? Then they should change a birdie to a dolly and have Barbra Streisand sing it. Nope. They play the song over the loudspeakers as the ball drops into the cup. Cute idea, no?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2023 17:12:39 GMT
Wouldn't that warrant a "Hello, Birdie"? Then they should change a birdie to a dolly and have Barbra Streisand sing it. Nope. They play the song over the loudspeakers as the ball drops into the cup. Cute idea, no? Then that should elicit a "Bye, Bye, Ballie." There's no song for that.
"Well, maybe there should be. Geooorge!"
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2023 17:33:12 GMT
Nope. They play the song over the loudspeakers as the ball drops into the cup. Cute idea, no? Then that should elicit a "Bye, Bye, Ballie." There's no song for that.
"Well, maybe there should be. Geooorge!" That would work on the 18th hole at any Putt-Putt, since you never get the ball back.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2023 17:37:59 GMT
Then that should elicit a "Bye, Bye, Ballie." There's no song for that.
"Well, maybe there should be. Geooorge!" That would work on the 18th hole at any Putt-Putt, since you never get the ball back. You don't get the ball back? I paid good money for that ball. It's a Titleist. You know what I never got about miniature golf is that the balls and clubs are regular-sized. Shouldn't they be shrunken down proportionately to the size of the course? I don't understand stuff like that.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 20, 2023 18:34:03 GMT
That would work on the 18th hole at any Putt-Putt, since you never get the ball back. You don't get the ball back? I paid good money for that ball. It's a Titleist. You know what I never got about miniature golf is that the balls and clubs are regular-sized. Shouldn't they be shrunken down proportionately to the size of the course? I don't understand stuff like that. That's why I never play the last hole at Putt-Putt. I'm keepin' my ball. Take the putter, too. And it's not technically miniature 'golf'. It's miniature 'putting'. That's why they call it Putt-Putt and not Golf-Golf. If it was really miniature 'golf', the fairways would have to be about 20' in length. Still, whether putting or golfing, it's still 'miniature' so the point is well taken. Maybe they should have Pickle Golf. Darin: Ooh, good idea, sir!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2023 18:59:58 GMT
You don't get the ball back? I paid good money for that ball. It's a Titleist. You know what I never got about miniature golf is that the balls and clubs are regular-sized. Shouldn't they be shrunken down proportionately to the size of the course? I don't understand stuff like that. That's why I never play the last hole at Putt-Putt. I'm keepin' my ball. Take the putter, too. And it's not technically miniature 'golf'. It's miniature 'putting'. That's why they call it Putt-Putt and not Golf-Golf. If it was really miniature 'golf', the fairways would have to be about 20' in length. Still, whether putting or golfing, it's still 'miniature' so the point is well taken. Maybe they should have Pickle Golf. Darin: Ooh, good idea, sir! I could never get the hang of that. I was always swinging for the fences. rudiger: So you were banned from the miniature batting cage, too? Lucky guess, Fess.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2023 19:00:32 GMT
You don't get the ball back? I paid good money for that ball. It's a Titleist. You know what I never got about miniature golf is that the balls and clubs are regular-sized. Shouldn't they be shrunken down proportionately to the size of the course? I don't understand stuff like that. That's why I never play the last hole at Putt-Putt. I'm keepin' my ball. Take the putter, too. And it's not technically miniature 'golf'. It's miniature 'putting'. That's why they call it Putt-Putt and not Golf-Golf. If it was really miniature 'golf', the fairways would have to be about 20' in length. Still, whether putting or golfing, it's still 'miniature' so the point is well taken. Maybe they should have Pickle Golf. Darin: Ooh, good idea, sir! Don't knock Putt-Putt. That's my retirement part-time job. Sit in the little house, passing out putters and tiny pencils all day.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2023 19:01:32 GMT
That's why I never play the last hole at Putt-Putt. I'm keepin' my ball. Take the putter, too. And it's not technically miniature 'golf'. It's miniature 'putting'. That's why they call it Putt-Putt and not Golf-Golf. If it was really miniature 'golf', the fairways would have to be about 20' in length. Still, whether putting or golfing, it's still 'miniature' so the point is well taken. Maybe they should have Pickle Golf. Darin: Ooh, good idea, sir! I could never get the hang of that. I was always swinging for the fences.rudiger: So you were banned from the miniature batting cage, too? I did that when I was 11 and my cousin tried teaching me tennis. I think the ball is still in the air.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2023 19:05:07 GMT
That's why I never play the last hole at Putt-Putt. I'm keepin' my ball. Take the putter, too. And it's not technically miniature 'golf'. It's miniature 'putting'. That's why they call it Putt-Putt and not Golf-Golf. If it was really miniature 'golf', the fairways would have to be about 20' in length. Still, whether putting or golfing, it's still 'miniature' so the point is well taken. Maybe they should have Pickle Golf. Darin: Ooh, good idea, sir! Don't knock Putt-Putt. That's my retirement part-time job. Sit in the little house, passing out putters and tiny pencils all day. I imagine they'd be commensurately microscopic versions of the tiny ones used by golfers on regular-sized courses. No? Well... rudiger: Don't say it. What a gyp!
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Post by rudiger on Feb 20, 2023 19:36:27 GMT
Don't knock Putt-Putt. That's my retirement part-time job. Sit in the little house, passing out putters and tiny pencils all day. I imagine they'd be commensurately microscopic versions of the tiny ones used by golfers on regular-sized courses. No? Well... rudiger: Don't say it. What a gyp! Putt-Putt Customer: Is your dick the same size as this pencil? Rax: Ooh, it may be small, but it's fierce!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2023 20:02:44 GMT
I imagine they'd be commensurately microscopic versions of the tiny ones used by golfers on regular-sized courses. No? Well... rudiger: Don't say it. What a gyp! Putt-Putt Customer: Is your dick the same size as this pencil? Rax: Ooh, it may be small, but it's fierce! And I was going to add my special "touch" to the job. Give them scorecards with the names "Loser" and "Dipshit" already written in.
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