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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 6, 2023 20:31:26 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2023 20:38:52 GMT
He isn't coming to Massachusetts? He's a rabid Anti-Massite!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 6, 2023 20:59:09 GMT
He isn't coming to Massachusetts? He's a rabid Anti-Massite! Airplane ticket, sonnyboy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2023 22:16:04 GMT
He isn't coming to Massachusetts? He's a rabid Anti-Massite! Airplane ticket, sonnyboy. Who always sings when he checks his email? Kenny Log-ins.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 6, 2023 22:28:10 GMT
Airplane ticket, sonnyboy. Who always sings when he checks his email? Kenny Log-ins. Emmy!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2023 22:31:21 GMT
Who always sings when he checks his email? Kenny Log-ins. Emmy! What do you call four pieces of shit from Liverpool? The Dung Beatles.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2023 22:43:27 GMT
He isn't coming to Massachusetts? He's a rabid Anti-Massite! Big Stein: The whole Northeast U.S. is conspicuously absent, as if they didn't want to hear him.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2023 22:54:39 GMT
He isn't coming to Massachusetts? He's a rabid Anti-Massite! Big Stein: The whole Northeast U.S. is conspicuously absent, as if they didn't want to hear him. Woonsocket crackwhore: I love that guy. My favorite song of his is "Please Come to Boston". Kenny Loggins: That's Dave Loggins, you tramp.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 7, 2023 20:11:56 GMT
Danger zone!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2023 20:25:06 GMT
Oh, crap. Did you toot again?
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2023 0:09:42 GMT
Big Stein: The whole Northeast U.S. is conspicuously absent, as if they didn't want to hear him. Woonsocket crackwhore: I love that guy. My favorite song of his is "Please Come to Boston". Kenny Loggins: That's Dave Loggins, you tramp. Crackwhore: Are you sure it wasn't Kenny Rogers? I distinctly remember the line, "Please come to Woonsocket for the crack...".
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2023 0:26:00 GMT
Woonsocket crackwhore: I love that guy. My favorite song of his is "Please Come to Boston". Kenny Loggins: That's Dave Loggins, you tramp. Crackwhore: Are you sure it wasn't Kenny Rogers? I distinctly remember the line, "Please come to Woonsocket for the crack...". I'm shocked that neither Patti Page nor Doris Day ever recorded a song about Woonsocket. Might have given the city a better reputation.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 8, 2023 0:30:35 GMT
Crackwhore: Are you sure it wasn't Kenny Rogers? I distinctly remember the line, "Please come to Woonsocket for the crack...". I'm shocked that neither Patti Page nor Doris Day ever recorded a song about Woonsocket. Might have given the city a better reputation. And killed their careers.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2023 0:37:07 GMT
I'm shocked that neither Patti Page nor Doris Day ever recorded a song about Woonsocket. Might have given the city a better reputation. And killed their careers. I tried to keep it classy. I envisioned Rosemary Clooney doing a song about Woonsocket and being paid off in food.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 8, 2023 0:50:04 GMT
And killed their careers. I tried to keep it classy. I envisioned Rosemary Clooney doing a song about Woonsocket and being paid off in food. She removes cover from platter, and finds figs and dates and grapes and cakes. She flies into a tantrum.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2023 10:28:38 GMT
I tried to keep it classy. I envisioned Rosemary Clooney doing a song about Woonsocket and being paid off in food. She removes cover from platter, and finds figs and dates and grapes and cakes. She flies into a tantrum. (Waits patiently for Perry Como "Mama Loves Crackwhores" parody)
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