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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 24, 2017 2:57:03 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2017 11:27:28 GMT
It said "vintage photos". I thought there would be photos of Rudy Valentino mailing a letter. Well stamp me disappointed.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 17:23:42 GMT
The old chap, leaning against the wall: "What are you here for? A quickie?"
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 17:34:26 GMT
they don't make p.o. boxes like that anymore! Yeah, and I'm P.O.'d about it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 20:18:00 GMT
It said "vintage photos". I thought there would be photos of Rudy Valentino mailing a letter. Well stamp me disappointed. I dare you go to that exhibit and say that in front of Joe Drazan, the old chap leaning against the wall. You know what he'll say to you? "Yeah. Move along, Betty."
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2017 21:12:47 GMT
It said "vintage photos". I thought there would be photos of Rudy Valentino mailing a letter. Well stamp me disappointed. I dare you go to that exhibit and say that in front of Joe Drazan, the old chap leaning against the wall. You know what he'll say to you? "Yeah. Move along, Betty." You know, in the film "Clueless", a "Betty" is an attractive woman. So I have to admit, I really don't know how to react to that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 22:05:41 GMT
I dare you go to that exhibit and say that in front of Joe Drazan, the old chap leaning against the wall. You know what he'll say to you? "Yeah. Move along, Betty." You know, in the film "Clueless", a "Betty" is an attractive woman. So I have to admit, I really don't know how to react to that. Not to mention Betty Rubble. She had the goods, alright. What she saw in Barney, I'll never know.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 8:09:58 GMT
You know, in the film "Clueless", a "Betty" is an attractive woman. So I have to admit, I really don't know how to react to that. Not to mention Betty Rubble. She had the goods, alright. What she saw in Barney, I'll never know.
Feels like she's wearing nothing at all......nothing at all......nothing at all......
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 9:59:15 GMT
Not to mention Betty Rubble. She had the goods, alright. What she saw in Barney, I'll never know.
Feels like she's wearing nothing at all......nothing at all......nothing at all...... All right, forget that Betty. She's not for you. Okay, okay, I got it. Betty White. She runs an antique store, and people come into her store and she gets involved in their lives.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 10:23:24 GMT
Feels like she's wearing nothing at all......nothing at all......nothing at all...... All right, forget that Betty. She's not for you. Okay, okay, I got it. Betty White. She runs an antique store, and people come into her store and she gets involved in their lives.
An antiques store, you say? Do you bring her home to listen to Ray Conniff? And then there's the condom wrapper. Uh, I'll pass.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 11:01:48 GMT
All right, forget that Betty. She's not for you. Okay, okay, I got it. Betty White. She runs an antique store, and people come into her store and she gets involved in their lives.
An antiques store, you say? Do you bring her home to listen to Ray Conniff? And then there's the condom wrapper. Uh, I'll pass. For the record, I'm pretty sure that underneath the dress that Betty White is wearing she's sporting the same low-cut outfit that Betty Rubble is. Still not interested?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 25, 2017 13:59:34 GMT
Not to mention Betty Rubble. She had the goods, alright. What she saw in Barney, I'll never know.
Feels like she's wearing nothing at all......nothing at all......nothing at all...... Wasn't it pictures like this that got the site in trouble a while back with that kid who has the sideways hotdog in his mouth?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 14:43:25 GMT
Feels like she's wearing nothing at all......nothing at all......nothing at all...... Wasn't it pictures like this that got the site in trouble a while back with that kid who has the sideways hotdog in his mouth? That sideways hotdog kid is a troublemaker. He's a bad seed. Anna's type.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 17:12:44 GMT
Wasn't it pictures like this that got the site in trouble a while back with that kid who has the sideways hotdog in his mouth? That sideways hotdog kid is a troublemaker. He's a bad seed. Anna's type. That's how I eat my hot dogs, by shoving them into my mouth sideways. How do you eat them, with a knife and fork?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 17:21:10 GMT
That sideways hotdog kid is a troublemaker. He's a bad seed. Anna's type. That's how I eat my hot dogs, by shoving them into my mouth sideways. How do you eat them, with a knife and fork? I slice them paper-thin with my deli slicer. There's nowhere for the flavor to escape.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 17:54:42 GMT
That's how I eat my hot dogs, by shoving them into my mouth sideways. How do you eat them, with a knife and fork? I slice them paper-thin with my deli slicer. There's nowhere for the flavor to escape. Would you like to follow that up with a wafer-thin mint?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 25, 2017 19:26:31 GMT
Wasn't it pictures like this that got the site in trouble a while back with that kid who has the sideways hotdog in his mouth? That sideways hotdog kid is a troublemaker. He's a bad seed. Anna's type. I suspect he's more of an agitator, a Woody Woodpecker type. Speaking of troublemakers, a favorite movie line comes from the classic The Killers, the first fifteen minutes of which is based on a Hemingway short story. The line is, "A few minutes ago, we were talking about reputations. You've got quite a reputation yourself. You're supposed to be some kind of troublemaker. Okay. Make some.".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2017 17:42:32 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2017 20:56:08 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump Flush twice.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2017 21:27:00 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump Flush twice. Well, that's gonna be a problem. No running water. Just a big pan to do your business in. But there's a half a can of Lysol in there. He'll be fine.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2017 22:11:35 GMT
Well, that's gonna be a problem. No running water. Just a big pan to do your business in. But there's a half a can of Lysol in there. He'll be fine. Don't you mean?: "Just crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine."
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2017 22:42:03 GMT
Well, that's gonna be a problem. No running water. Just a big pan to do your business in. But there's a half a can of Lysol in there. He'll be fine. Don't you mean?: "Just crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine." Well, the crumpling and cramming probably factor in.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 27, 2017 21:39:06 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump awesome! i'd mail there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2017 22:17:30 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump awesome! i'd mail there. Surprisingly, it's something like Doctor Who's Tardis. This is what the interior looks like:
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 27, 2017 22:19:58 GMT
Surprisingly, it's something like Doctor Who's Tardis. This is what the interior looks like:
lol.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Sept 28, 2017 17:45:18 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump It's not much smaller than the original post office in my town. The old building is still standing and is now a vape shop. 📬🚑📭 would go next door to his favorite restaurant to take a dump.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2017 17:59:49 GMT
Just big enough for Newman to take a dump It's not much smaller than the original post office in my town. The old building is still standing and is now a vape shop. 📬🚑📭 would go next door to his favorite restaurant to take a dump. This is in Ochopee, Florida. Let's break that down. "Ocho" is Spanish for "eight." Then there's a "pee." Was this town founded by eight Spanish explorers who peed at this very spot?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2017 21:20:58 GMT
It's not much smaller than the original post office in my town. The old building is still standing and is now a vape shop. 📬🚑📭 would go next door to his favorite restaurant to take a dump. This is in Ochopee, Florida. Let's break that down. "Ocho" is Spanish for "eight." Then there's a "pee." Was this town founded by eight Spanish explorers who peed at this very spot? No. One Spanish explorer who peed for 8 minutes straight. Still believed to be a record, although the steroid-era has tarnished the record a bit.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2017 21:37:29 GMT
This is in Ochopee, Florida. Let's break that down. "Ocho" is Spanish for "eight." Then there's a "pee." Was this town founded by eight Spanish explorers who peed at this very spot? No. One Spanish explorer who peed for 8 minutes straight. Still believed to be a record, although the steroid-era has tarnished the record a bit. His crew: Eight minutes?! Eight minutes?! We wasted our whole morning with you for eight minutes?! Stop drinking from the Fountain of Youth, Ponce de Leon!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2017 21:46:10 GMT
No. One Spanish explorer who peed for 8 minutes straight. Still believed to be a record, although the steroid-era has tarnished the record a bit. His crew: Eight minutes?! Eight minutes?! We wasted our whole morning with you for eight minutes?! Stop drinking from the Fountain of Youth, Ponce de Leon! Eight minutes of pee-pee after drinking from the Fountain of Youth? The guy must look like he's 5 years old.
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