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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 19, 2022 20:02:24 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 24, 2022 17:25:04 GMT
Of course the order was wrong. There wasn't enough food there to fill her impressive, Roseanne-like physique.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 24, 2022 17:48:37 GMT
Of course the order was wrong. There wasn't enough food there to fill her impressive, Roseanne-like physique. The story left out the best part, where she said if they didn't give her the correct order she'd jump over the counter and punch each of the workers in the brain.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 24, 2022 18:25:14 GMT
Of course the order was wrong. There wasn't enough food there to fill her impressive, Roseanne-like physique. The story left out the best part, where she said if they didn't give her the correct order she'd jump over the counter and punch each of the workers in the brain. That fat-ass couldn't jump over a paper clip.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 24, 2022 19:07:19 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 25, 2022 12:18:09 GMT
No apple pie for you, nuts. Fatso ate them all.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 25, 2022 15:29:01 GMT
No apple pie for you, nuts. Fatso ate them all. Fatso: No, I dinna! I threw them on the floor! Shee-ut!
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 25, 2022 15:30:54 GMT
No apple pie for you, nuts. Fatso ate them all. Fatso: No, I dinna! I threw them on the floor! Shee-ut! I'm going to the in-laws for real food. Y'all have a spanking Christmas. pizzabagel: You mean 'fake' in-laws.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 25, 2022 15:55:18 GMT
Fatso: No, I dinna! I threw them on the floor! Shee-ut! I'm going to the in-laws for real food. Y'all have a spanking Christmas. pizzabagel: You mean 'fake' in-laws. A spanking Christmas? rhs, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on this board - you clean it up, mister!
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 25, 2022 20:11:20 GMT
I'm going to the in-laws for real food. Y'all have a spanking Christmas. pizzabagel: You mean 'fake' in-laws. A spanking Christmas? rhs, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on this board - you clean it up, mister! Don't tell me. Tell my fake mom-in-law. What did she mean by "How do you like your meat?"
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 25, 2022 20:27:04 GMT
A spanking Christmas? rhs, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on this board - you clean it up, mister! Don't tell me. Tell my fake mom-in-law. What did she mean by "How do you like your meat?" I give you the look that Jerry and George gave each other when Elaine told them that she slept with her back to James the wake-up guy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 25, 2022 21:19:41 GMT
Don't tell me. Tell my fake mom-in-law. What did she mean by "How do you like your meat?" I give you the look that Jerry and George gave each other when Elaine told them that she slept with her back to James the wake-up guy. I guess my girl's comment "I prefer dark meat, but I take what I can get" probably shouldn't have been uttered then?
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 25, 2022 22:53:34 GMT
I give you the look that Jerry and George gave each other when Elaine told them that she slept with her back to James the wake-up guy. I guess my girl's comment "I prefer dark meat, but I take what I can get" probably shouldn't have been uttered then? You're skating on thin ice with her, Bub. It's time to let her go. Then, as the saying goes, if she comes back she's yours. rhs: And what if she doesn't? Tough luck, Whitie.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 25, 2022 23:31:56 GMT
I guess my girl's comment "I prefer dark meat, but I take what I can get" probably shouldn't have been uttered then? You're skating on thin ice with her, Bub. It's time to let her go. Then, as the saying goes, if she comes back she's yours. rhs: And what if she doesn't? Tough luck, Whitie. Oh, no! A man my age can't get another gal. pizzabagel: I'd drop that 'gal' thing while you're at it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 12, 2024 11:47:55 GMT
You're skating on thin ice with her, Bub. It's time to let her go. Then, as the saying goes, if she comes back she's yours. rhs: And what if she doesn't? Tough luck, Whitie. Oh, no! A man my age can't get another gal. pizzabagel: I'd drop that 'gal' thing while you're at it. How about 'broad'? pizzabagel: Who are you? Sinatra?
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