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Post by pop_actor on Sept 14, 2017 15:57:47 GMT
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I'm lost for words cos this is the worst music videos ever.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 17:43:31 GMT
WTF! Where do I begin?
For starters, in the first video, Lover Boy doesn't look like he has blue eyes, much less baby blues.
In the second video, what's with the camera work at around 2:30? And why is Jan Terri (I assume that's her) crooning her widdle heart out at what appears to be a pumping station?
Lastly, I have a doll that looks just like Jan Terri.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 14, 2017 21:44:56 GMT
Good call Pizza, she looks like Estelle Costanza... Lol
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Sept 15, 2017 0:51:46 GMT
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 3:37:02 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 8:30:14 GMT
. I'm lost for words cos this is the worst music videos ever. Are these videos for real? Damn!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 10:04:32 GMT
1. Glad to know that they're a (real band), as opposed to a "real band." 2. You think they're gay, Pop? Because of the hands on the shoulders and the foofy graphics behind them? That's not the test. Put them onstage with Pussy Riot and see if they move.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 12:25:26 GMT
. I'm lost for words cos this is the worst music videos ever. Are these videos for real? Damn! Yes sadly...She is a hit on Youtube.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 14:32:46 GMT
Are these videos for real? Damn! Yes sadly...She is a hit on Youtube. She looks like a trucker I used to know. But the Trucker's name was Mark.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 15:10:02 GMT
Are these videos for real? Damn! Yes sadly...She is a hit on Youtube. You don't mean to say that she's one of those people who makes a fortune on YouTube with all the ad revenue from the hits on their videos? What is wrong with all you people?! Have you all gone mad?!
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 15:24:23 GMT
Yes sadly...She is a hit on Youtube. She looks like a trucker I used to know. But the Trucker's name was Mark. She looks like Znep27?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 15:47:37 GMT
She looks like a trucker I used to know. But the Trucker's name was Mark. She looks like Znep27? Never mind all that. You think she'd go out with me?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 15:55:26 GMT
Never mind all that. You think she'd go out with me? Do you have baby blue eyes? They're hazel? Well, she does seem to be color-blind, so I think you have an excellent shot. Send me your Baconator GF and we'll be Even Steven.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 16:20:30 GMT
Never mind all that. You think she'd go out with me? Do you have baby blue eyes? They're hazel? Well, she does seem to be color-blind, so I think you have an excellent shot. Send me your Baconator GF and we'll be Even Steven. 1. That wouldn't really be even 2. How many baconators do you think video lady could scarf down? It would look like the hot dog eating competition.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 17:19:49 GMT
Do you have baby blue eyes? They're hazel? Well, she does seem to be color-blind, so I think you have an excellent shot. Send me your Baconator GF and we'll be Even Steven. 1. That wouldn't really be even 2. How many baconators do you think video lady could scarf down? It would look like the hot dog eating competition. No, I guess it wouldn't be even, since, as you hinted, "Video Lady" (You people have a little pet name for everybody.) would humiliate your GF in a Baconator-eating contest. So you'd be getting the lion's share of the bargain, but I'm good with that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 17:50:59 GMT
1. That wouldn't really be even 2. How many baconators do you think video lady could scarf down? It would look like the hot dog eating competition. No, I guess it wouldn't be even, since, as you hinted, "Video Lady" (You people have a little pet name for everybody.) would humiliate your GF in a Baconator-eating contest. So you'd be getting the lion's share of the bargain, but I'm good with that. I sense some jealousy here. Suppose I fix you up with video lady, would you like that? Take her out to Dairy Queen or Wendy's. Have her throw down 4 or 5 baconators and some fries. Maybe a Frosty. Then back to your place.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 18:03:04 GMT
No, I guess it wouldn't be even, since, as you hinted, "Video Lady" (You people have a little pet name for everybody.) would humiliate your GF in a Baconator-eating contest. So you'd be getting the lion's share of the bargain, but I'm good with that. I sense some jealousy here. Suppose I fix you up with video lady, would you like that? Take her out to Dairy Queen or Wendy's. Have her throw down 4 or 5 baconators and some fries. Maybe a Frosty. Then back to your place. Nah, I think she'd just give me the cold shoulder like Carrie Sokol after having a Big Mac. Eat 'em and leave 'em. That's their modus operandi. Besides, I can't provide her with boxes of nails. I'm what they call inadequate.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 20:40:13 GMT
Will you call her when you get home?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 20:52:26 GMT
Will you call her when you get home? Jan Terri? God, no. I'm gonna call rhs's girlfriend.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 21:02:20 GMT
It finally hit me who Jan Terri reminds me of (facially). Michael J. Pollard.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Sept 27, 2017 1:04:56 GMT
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the infamous, career-destroying Billy Squier music video. Not that there's anything wrong with it:
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Post by 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚡𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞 on Jan 15, 2018 14:01:44 GMT
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the infamous, career-destroying Billy Squier music video. Not that there's anything wrong with it: hahaha, I was thinking of that one too. 😂
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:37 GMT
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the infamous, career-destroying Billy Squier music video. Not that there's anything wrong with it: Westley's speech to Prince Humperdinck at the end of Princess Bride comes to mind as an accurate description: "Dear God, what is that thing..." It's okay to have a dance beat in a rock song, but not the video. Not this video.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jan 17, 2018 15:50:11 GMT
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the infamous, career-destroying Billy Squier music video. Not that there's anything wrong with it: hahaha, I was thinking of that one too. 😂 I bet even the groupies stopped taking his calls. Ouch.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 17, 2018 17:33:28 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 17, 2018 17:41:55 GMT
Holy Foley Magoley! Where does one begin?!!!
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Post by jcssupertape on Jan 17, 2018 21:13:57 GMT
Check this out JACK!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 17, 2018 21:35:03 GMT
I'd like to have ... Oh, never mind.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 17, 2018 22:45:10 GMT
I'd like to have ... Oh, never mind. But it has The Monkeys in it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 17, 2018 22:57:49 GMT
I'd like to have ... Oh, never mind. But it has The Monkeys in it. So does this one.
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