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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Sept 10, 2017 3:29:30 GMT
I want Evens...good...You got Odds...You got Evens...right.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 11:13:50 GMT
I want Evens...good...You got Odds...You got Evens...right. Let's just flip a coin. If it hits the table, it doesn't count unless it's in my favor.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 12:53:33 GMT
I want Evens...good...You got Odds...You got Evens...right. Let's just flip a coin. If it hits the table, it doesn't count unless it's in my favor. Heads I win; tails you lose. OK?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 12:59:06 GMT
Let's just flip a coin. If it hits the table, it doesn't count unless it's in my favor. Heads I win; tails you lose. OK? Okay, Ralphie boy.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 15:26:06 GMT
Yeah, you gotta give us odds. At least two to one. No, a thousand!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 16:10:48 GMT
Yeah, you gotta give us odds. At least two to one. No, a thousand! 1,000 to one? Yes, you are indeed a Mets fan.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 17:14:00 GMT
Yeah, you gotta give us odds. At least two to one. No, a thousand! 1,000 to one? Yes, you are indeed a Mets fan. I'm looking at 1,000-to-one odds in my rearview mirror. We might start with those odds next year, if the bookies are charitable.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 17:32:03 GMT
1,000 to one? Yes, you are indeed a Mets fan. I'm looking at 1,000-to-one odds in my rearview mirror. We might start with those odds next year, if the bookies are charitable. Rumor that your Mets may pursue Machado over the off season. That would be interesting.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 18:13:05 GMT
I'm looking at 1,000-to-one odds in my rearview mirror. We might start with those odds next year, if the bookies are charitable. Rumor that your Mets may pursue Machado over the off season. That would be interesting. 'Twould. His stick would be -- Shall we say? -- helpful. If David Wright ever comes back, he'll be severely diminished all around, so third base is basically wide open.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 18:41:13 GMT
Rumor that your Mets may pursue Machado over the off season. That would be interesting. 'Twould. His stick would be -- Shall we say? -- helpful. If David Wright ever comes back, he'll be severely diminished all around, so third base is basically wide open. Of course, you realize Machado would only be a loaner. Another team [cough....Yankees....cough] will offer him 10 years at $350,000,000. Or more.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 20:17:39 GMT
'Twould. His stick would be -- Shall we say? -- helpful. If David Wright ever comes back, he'll be severely diminished all around, so third base is basically wide open. Of course, you realize Machado would only be a loaner. Another team [cough....Yankees....cough] will offer him 10 years at $350,000,000. Or more. I'll say this, if the Yankees eventually land Machado: Choke on him! I hope that he craps out in pinstripes. That's been known to happen.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 20:52:56 GMT
Of course, you realize Machado would only be a loaner. Another team [cough....Yankees....cough] will offer him 10 years at $350,000,000. Or more. I'll say this, if the Yankees eventually land Machado: Choke on him! I hope that he craps out in pinstripes. That's been known to happen. Is that a dig at Ken Phelps?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 10, 2017 21:46:45 GMT
It's bad?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 10, 2017 22:26:48 GMT
'Twould. His stick would be -- Shall we say? -- helpful. If David Wright ever comes back, he'll be severely diminished all around, so third base is basically wide open. Of course, you realize Machado would only be a loaner. Another team [cough....Yankees....cough] will offer him 10 years at $350,000,000. Or more. Of course, you realize......that Machado requires sodomy with all his teammates.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 23:02:43 GMT
I'll say this, if the Yankees eventually land Machado: Choke on him! I hope that he craps out in pinstripes. That's been known to happen. Is that a dig at Ken Phelps? What about Digger Phelps?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 11, 2017 8:27:13 GMT
Is that a dig at Ken Phelps? What about Digger Phelps? The Digster? The Digmeister? The old Digaroo?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 11, 2017 10:26:33 GMT
What about Digger Phelps? The Digster? The Digmeister? The old Digaroo? Dig it: Dig 'Em, the Kellogg's Sugar Smacks frog. I wonder if he knows anything about hoops.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 11, 2017 10:29:40 GMT
The Digster? The Digmeister? The old Digaroo? Dig it: Dig 'Em, the Kellogg's Sugar Smacks frog. I wonder if he knows anything about hoops.
Well, he can jump. And he has attitude. Why not?
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