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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 9, 2017 22:06:03 GMT
apply today!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 22:13:57 GMT
I'm very good at going in reverse in my car.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 9, 2017 22:37:22 GMT
I'm very good at going in reverse in my car. how good are you at double parking?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 23:02:33 GMT
I'm very good at going in reverse in my car. how good are you at double parking? I grew up in NYC, that's second nature! The question is, how good are you at getting out of being locked in by a double parker? I once drove onto the sidewalk and proceeded until I found an empty space (fire hydrant), then pulled into the street! I am also an exceptional parallel parker.
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Sept 9, 2017 23:14:16 GMT
I can draw an excellent triangle.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 9, 2017 23:26:15 GMT
I can sense the slightest human suffering.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Sept 9, 2017 23:32:21 GMT
I'm very good at writing out checks for large amounts of money to fake charities.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 10, 2017 0:07:51 GMT
I'm very good at going in reverse in my car. How good are you at going in reverse without a car?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 10, 2017 0:09:25 GMT
I'm very good at writing out checks for large amounts of money to fake charities. Well, okay, but only if they're bad, two-party, out-of-state checks with clown pictures on them.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 10, 2017 0:11:49 GMT
Penske is interested in me.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Sept 10, 2017 0:27:31 GMT
I'm very good at writing out checks for large amounts of money to fake charities. Well, okay, but only if they're bad, two-party, out-of-state checks with clown pictures on them. I prefer the "animals with funny hats" motif.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 10, 2017 0:59:11 GMT
a stipend will be given out for one calzone a day.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 10, 2017 1:33:01 GMT
Well, okay, but only if they're bad, two-party, out-of-state checks with clown pictures on them. I prefer the "animals with funny hats" motif. I'm drawing the line at "rats with rat-hats".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2017 2:16:14 GMT
I was fired from my last job for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 10, 2017 2:42:33 GMT
I'm a future President a of board.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 12:45:29 GMT
I can bait a hook.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2017 14:13:03 GMT
I was fired from my last job for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman. Oh. That shouldn't have happened. I have it on your record that you cleaned your office with a sexy woman. I'll inform Human Resources right away and you can have your old job back at half salary.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 10, 2017 15:37:25 GMT
I was fired from my last job for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman. Oh. That shouldn't have happened. I have it on your record that you cleaned your office with a sexy woman. I'll inform Human Resources right away and you can have your old job back at half salary. Downgrade him to some sort of a bunker, too.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 11, 2017 13:58:52 GMT
how good are you at double parking? I grew up in NYC, that's second nature! The question is, how good are you at getting out of being locked in by a double parker? I once drove onto the sidewalk and proceeded until I found an empty space (fire hydrant), then pulled into the street! I am also an exceptional parallel parker. I think you might have executive potential!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 11, 2017 13:59:46 GMT
Oh. That shouldn't have happened. I have it on your record that you cleaned your office with a sexy woman. I'll inform Human Resources right away and you can have your old job back at half salary. Downgrade him to some sort of a bunker, too. Maybe at your company, but that is not how The Human Fund does things.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Sept 11, 2017 21:51:47 GMT
What is the Human Fund doing for hurricane victims? My aunt in Florida lost one of her roofs and her daughter is in Savannah, a possible target of José.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 11, 2017 22:06:46 GMT
What is the Human Fund doing for hurricane victims? My aunt in Florida lost one of her roofs and her daughter is in Savannah, a possible target of José. You want the Humane Fund. Down the hall. Last door on the right.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 11, 2017 22:57:42 GMT
What is the Human Fund doing for hurricane victims? My aunt in Florida lost one of her roofs and her daughter is in Savannah, a possible target of José. You want the Humane Fund. Down the hall. Last door on the right. Here's a visual for you, Newmie:
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 12, 2017 16:21:22 GMT
You want the Humane Fund. Down the hall. Last door on the right. Here's a visual for you, Newmie:
Monkee Mayor is one of my favorites.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 12, 2017 16:37:25 GMT
Here's a visual for you, Newmie:
Monkee Mayor is one of my favorites. "Monkees Get Out More Dirt," with Julie Newmar, is my fave eppy. But "Monkee Mayor," one of the seven with Monte Landis, is right up there.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 12, 2017 16:51:54 GMT
Monkee Mayor is one of my favorites. "Monkees Get Out More Dirt," with Julie Newmar, is my fave eppy. But "Monkee Mayor," one of the seven with Monte Landis, is right up there. Monte playing "Mr. Zero" was his best.
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