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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2017 19:10:57 GMT
Why would it have been so hard to find work for Pee Wee Herman in the autumn of 1991? {checks Wikipedia} Oh. Ah, 1991. When we found out the reason he was called "Pee Wee" Fred Willard got caught masturbating and everybody immediately forgot. Pee-wee did it 26 years ago and it still haunts him to this day. Why, just because he hosted a kids show? It's not fair!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 13, 2017 19:11:18 GMT
Why would it have been so hard to find work for Pee Wee Herman in the autumn of 1991? {checks Wikipedia} Oh. Ah, 1991. When we found out the reason he was called "Pee Wee" That raises a good question. Remember that character called Winky Dink?...
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 13, 2017 19:29:57 GMT
Ah, 1991. When we found out the reason he was called "Pee Wee" That raises a good question. Remember that character called Winky Dink?...
It winks?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 13, 2017 19:30:53 GMT
Ah, 1991. When we found out the reason he was called "Pee Wee" Fred Willard got caught masturbating and everybody immediately forgot. Pee-wee did it 26 years ago and it still haunts him to this day. Why, just because he hosted a kids show? It's not fair! Well, there's a good incentive to lose weight. Picture Fred Willard masturbating. Was Martin Mull there?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 13, 2017 19:54:45 GMT
That raises a good question. Remember that character called Winky Dink?...
It winks? Elaine: I don't know how cartoon characters walk around with those things.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 13, 2017 21:03:36 GMT
Elaine: I don't know how cartoon characters walk around with those things. Wasn't the host of Winky Dink the former host (Jack Barry) of "21", the rigged quiz show? Good move.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 13, 2017 22:37:15 GMT
Elaine: I don't know how cartoon characters walk around with those things. Wasn't the host of Winky Dink the former host (Jack Barry) of "21", the rigged quiz show? Good move. Truth be told, this was a little before my time (although there was a '60s reboot) but from the other shots of Winky Dink on Google Images you are correct. Here you go:
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 13, 2017 22:40:06 GMT
Wasn't the host of Winky Dink the former host (Jack Barry) of "21", the rigged quiz show? Good move. Truth be told, this was a little before my time (although there was a '60s reboot) but from the other shots of Winky Dink on Google Images you are correct. Here you go:
So if he liked the kid, he could fix it so they drew the best....dink? Wow, that show was way ahead of its time.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 13, 2017 22:52:41 GMT
Truth be told, this was a little before my time (although there was a '60s reboot) but from the other shots of Winky Dink on Google Images you are correct. Here you go:
So if he liked the kid, he could fix it so they drew the best....dink? Wow, that show was way ahead of its time. It was a good way to practice drawing pee-pees and wee-wees for the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers without using up precious book real estate. Do it on the TV screen first, then wipe it off. How do you think R. Crumb honed his craft? Winky Dink!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 14, 2017 1:16:09 GMT
Wasn't the host of Winky Dink the former host (Jack Barry) of "21", the rigged quiz show? Good move. Truth be told, this was a little before my time (although there was a '60s reboot) but from the other shots of Winky Dink on Google Images you are correct. Here you go:
Why are those kids, uh, touching it?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 8:26:22 GMT
Truth be told, this was a little before my time (although there was a '60s reboot) but from the other shots of Winky Dink on Google Images you are correct. Here you go:
Why are those kids, uh, touching it? Probably for the same reason Jack Barry is pointing to it. Because they're all sick!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 8:27:16 GMT
So if he liked the kid, he could fix it so they drew the best....dink? Wow, that show was way ahead of its time. It was a good way to practice drawing pee-pees and wee-wees for the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers without using up precious book real estate. Do it on the TV screen first, then wipe it off. How do you think R. Crumb honed his craft? Winky Dink! You think Jack Barry ever asked Charles Van Doren or Herb Stempel to play Winky Dink?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 10:00:16 GMT
It was a good way to practice drawing pee-pees and wee-wees for the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers without using up precious book real estate. Do it on the TV screen first, then wipe it off. How do you think R. Crumb honed his craft? Winky Dink! You think Jack Barry ever asked Charles Van Doren or Herb Stempel to play Winky Dink? Charles Van Doren. Now that's gotta be Dutch. And Herb Stempel. Wasn't he one of the board members who voted for impeachment of Morty Seinfeld?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 10:22:49 GMT
You think Jack Barry ever asked Charles Van Doren or Herb Stempel to play Winky Dink? Charles Van Doren. Now that's gotta be Dutch. And Herb Stempel. Wasn't he one of the board members who voted for impeachment of Morty Seinfeld? Herb Stempel is still alive at age 90 and lives in Forest Hills, NY. Maybe you can go over and take his records? I heard he has Rudy Vallee at The Whiskey A Go-Go. Very rare.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 11:02:05 GMT
Charles Van Doren. Now that's gotta be Dutch. And Herb Stempel. Wasn't he one of the board members who voted for impeachment of Morty Seinfeld? Herb Stempel is still alive at age 90 and lives in Forest Hills, NY. Maybe you can go over and take his records? I heard he has Rudy Vallee at The Whiskey A Go-Go. Very rare. True story: I had a professor in college with the last name Stemple. You don't suppose that he was related to Herb and changed his name because of all the shame that Stempel brought to the family?
And even though Forest Hills is just a few miles down the road from me, I don't want to pop in on Herb Stempel. Chances are that he has a massive goiter that would fight me to hang on to the vintage records. Here's a megaphone, rhs. Enjoy your Rudy Vallee.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 11:24:50 GMT
Herb Stempel is still alive at age 90 and lives in Forest Hills, NY. Maybe you can go over and take his records? I heard he has Rudy Vallee at The Whiskey A Go-Go. Very rare. True story: I had a professor in college with the last name Stemple. You don't suppose that he was related to Herb and changed his name because of all the shame that Stempel brought to the family?
And even though Forest Hills is just a few miles down the road from me, I don't want to pop in on Herb Stempel. Chances are that he has a massive goiter that would fight me to hang on to the vintage records. Here's a megaphone, rhs. Enjoy your Rudy Vallee.
Fine. I heard he has a French housekeeper who's hot stuff. Va-va-voom!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 18:07:21 GMT
True story: I had a professor in college with the last name Stemple. You don't suppose that he was related to Herb and changed his name because of all the shame that Stempel brought to the family?
And even though Forest Hills is just a few miles down the road from me, I don't want to pop in on Herb Stempel. Chances are that he has a massive goiter that would fight me to hang on to the vintage records. Here's a megaphone, rhs. Enjoy your Rudy Vallee.
Fine. I heard he has a French housekeeper who's hot stuff. Va-va-voom! That's right. She's the one with the goiter. She'd love to dip it in oil and rub it all over your body.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 18:36:37 GMT
Fine. I heard he has a French housekeeper who's hot stuff. Va-va-voom! That's right. She's the one with the goiter. She'd love to dip it in oil and rub it all over your body. That would be one funky adventure!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 18:49:39 GMT
That's right. She's the one with the goiter. She'd love to dip it in oil and rub it all over your body. That would be one funky adventure! Scratching your back with her nails -- toenails -- will cost you extra.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 18:50:21 GMT
That would be one funky adventure! Scratching your back with her nails -- toenails -- will cost you extra. Does she have a goiter on her toe, too?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 19:16:56 GMT
Scratching your back with her nails -- toenails -- will cost you extra. Does she have a goiter on her toe, too? No, but she has a fungus on her foot that looks like a face. Mitch Miller, I think.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 19:34:06 GMT
Herb Stempel is still alive at age 90 and lives in Forest Hills, NY. Maybe you can go over and take his records? I heard he has Rudy Vallee at The Whiskey A Go-Go. Very rare. True story: I had a professor in college with the last name Stemple. You don't suppose that he was related to Herb and changed his name because of all the shame that Stempel brought to the family?
And even though Forest Hills is just a few miles down the road from me, I don't want to pop in on Herb Stempel. Chances are that he has a massive goiter that would fight me to hang on to the vintage records. Here's a megaphone, rhs. Enjoy your Rudy Vallee.
NOW I know where I've seen this dude. He was the son on Make Room For Daddy, right?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 19:40:50 GMT
True story: I had a professor in college with the last name Stemple. You don't suppose that he was related to Herb and changed his name because of all the shame that Stempel brought to the family?
And even though Forest Hills is just a few miles down the road from me, I don't want to pop in on Herb Stempel. Chances are that he has a massive goiter that would fight me to hang on to the vintage records. Here's a megaphone, rhs. Enjoy your Rudy Vallee.
NOW I know where I've seen this dude. He was the son on Make Room For Daddy, right? Dusty? Crusty? Busty?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 19:56:09 GMT
NOW I know where I've seen this dude. He was the son on Make Room For Daddy, right? Dusty? Crusty? Busty? I think it was Musty.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 21:21:41 GMT
No, now I remember. It's Todd. He's a Kennedy. He's a third cousin or something. By marriage. The megaphone was part of the dowry.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 21:34:47 GMT
No, now I remember. It's Todd. He's a Kennedy. He's a third cousin or something. By marriage. The megaphone was part of the dowry. Todd? Does he have a brother Rod? And a mother named Maude?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 22:47:12 GMT
No, now I remember. It's Todd. He's a Kennedy. He's a third cousin or something. By marriage. The megaphone was part of the dowry. Todd? Does he have a brother Rod? And a mother named Maude? You're odd. As am I.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 10:29:09 GMT
Todd? Does he have a brother Rod? And a mother named Maude? You're odd. As am I. I'm not odd. Mommy says I'm special.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2017 12:57:13 GMT
I'm not odd. Mommy says I'm special. Could your mother have been wrong?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 14:22:05 GMT
I'm not odd. Mommy says I'm special. And Poppie says you're special. Very special.
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