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Post by pop_actor on Sept 2, 2017 14:23:06 GMT
My problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes..
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2017 16:36:17 GMT
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 2, 2017 17:02:04 GMT
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women. Naw, that's probably just a dead body son. You see when the ranchers kills someone they through the body in the corn field...
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 2, 2017 17:18:18 GMT
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women. Naw, that's probably just a dead body son. You see when the ranchers kills someone they through the body in the corn field... That cow just sunk like a stone.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 2, 2017 17:22:00 GMT
This is where Larry Hagman lives
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Sept 2, 2017 17:25:56 GMT
Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller. . . . Giddyup.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 3, 2017 0:53:54 GMT
Do you have a boat?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 9:23:43 GMT
Aw, he's gonna be a fine swimmer.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 3, 2017 10:12:31 GMT
Aw, he's gonna be a fine swimmer. Fine swimmer? Wait, I just got here. You still talking about Larry Hagman?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 12:04:23 GMT
Aw, he's gonna be a fine swimmer. Fine swimmer? Wait, I just got here. You still talking about Larry Hagman? Hag-fish. Try to keep up with us, man.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 3, 2017 14:59:21 GMT
Aw, he's gonna be a fine swimmer. Fine swimmer? Wait, I just got here. You still talking about Larry Hagman? Larry works at Costco now...Good for him Jack! I was once accuse of shooting him back in 1980...
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 15:40:56 GMT
My problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes.. No, no. That ain't swimming, Sally.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 3, 2017 15:43:59 GMT
I'm sorry pizzabagel, but I don't swim that way...
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 15:51:24 GMT
I'm sorry pizzabagel, but I don't swim that way... You took a dip in the East River. You came up for air. And you dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the river! From now on, when you take a swim, just take one dip and end it!
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 3, 2017 15:55:18 GMT
I'm sorry pizzabagel, but I don't swim that way... You took a dip in the East River. You came up for air. And you dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the river! From now on, when you take a swim, just take one dip and end it! Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 15:57:31 GMT
You took a dip in the East River. You came up for air. And you dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the river! From now on, when you take a swim, just take one dip and end it! Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage. What's technically? No, I mean what does "technically" mean?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 3, 2017 18:56:09 GMT
He ain't kiddin. They could add a diving board to I-45. Now step aside.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 3, 2017 18:59:05 GMT
Is this video about the Ferris Wheel not working?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 19:07:47 GMT
Is this video about the Ferris Wheel not working? You're probably thinking of H.E. Pennypacker's roller coaster on the Jersey Shore.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2017 19:27:53 GMT
He ain't kiddin. They could add a diving board to I-45. Now step aside. Jerry, on a pay phone with the Houston police: Can I come right now? I suppose. Where are you located? Where is that? I don't know where we are. (To George:) Where are we? George: I don't know. Jerry: We don't know. (To George:) He says ask somebody. Ask that guy. George: Excuse me, where are we? Man: Underwater. Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! Some guy just gave me a wise answer. George, it says it here on the phone. It's 12145 West Houston Center Boulevard. Aha! OK. Do we know where the I-45 is? No.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 3, 2017 20:34:16 GMT
-police boat pulls up- Which one of you is Costanza??
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 3, 2017 21:32:46 GMT
My boys can swim in Texas!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 3, 2017 23:16:29 GMT
My boys can swim in Texas! Here in Texas??? That's a little familiar. I don't want your boys down there.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 3, 2017 23:32:30 GMT
Don't you tend to shrink in the water of Texas...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 3, 2017 23:51:50 GMT
those bastards of texas a&m are playing ucla!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 4, 2017 1:49:39 GMT
Don't you tend to shrink in the water of Texas... Quite the contrary, 1 hour in Texas waters and It's a full inch bigger.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 4, 2017 4:39:05 GMT
Don't you tend to shrink in the water of Texas... Quite the contrary, 1 hour in Texas waters and It's a full inch bigger. Everything's bigger in Texas!
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 4, 2017 5:17:48 GMT
I support the talented musicians in Texas!
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Sept 4, 2017 21:00:48 GMT
My landlord works for UPS and volunteered to go to Houston for cleanup of their facilities. He also gets to help his father whose house is one meter deep. Can I quote this time? It will be a first for my flaky app.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 4, 2017 21:53:25 GMT
We heard you the first time...
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