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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 17:16:13 GMT
Yeah, I'll concede that. It didn't have a flush like a jet engine. More like one of those radio-controlled model planes. That ain't gonna cut it. Is there a Kindle toilet book? Now THAT would be intense! You want a rush? Drop a Kindle into the toilet, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing. You'll see visions, especially if you're still holding onto it.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 25, 2017 17:20:24 GMT
watch the puerto rican day eppy! it's great timing!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 17:23:07 GMT
Is there a Kindle toilet book? Now THAT would be intense! You want a rush? Drop a Kindle into the toilet, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing. You'll see visions, especially if you're still holding onto it. I had a Kindle when they first came out. What a piece of crap. The thing died after, like, six months. Found out that they pretty much all did that. I guess they released them to the public before they were ready. Never got another.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 17:57:20 GMT
You want a rush? Drop a Kindle into the toilet, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing. You'll see visions, especially if you're still holding onto it. I had a Kindle when they first came out. What a piece of crap. The thing died after, like, six months. Found out that they pretty much all did that. I guess they released them to the public before they were ready. Never got another. And after they died, you couldn't dispose of them by burning them. They made for bad kindling. False advertising all around.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 18:31:35 GMT
I had a Kindle when they first came out. What a piece of crap. The thing died after, like, six months. Found out that they pretty much all did that. I guess they released them to the public before they were ready. Never got another. And after they died, you couldn't dispose of them by burning them. They made for bad kindling. False advertising all around. It's the ultimate irony!
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Post by rudiger on Sept 26, 2017 18:31:13 GMT
And after they died, you couldn't dispose of them by burning them. They made for bad kindling. False advertising all around. It's the ultimate irony! I hear that the new Kindle will have a case made entirely of wood to ward off potential lawsuits.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2017 19:45:23 GMT
I hear that the new Kindle will have a case made entirely of wood to ward off potential lawsuits. It should be made of lead. Tougher to steal. A real bitch to stuff into your pocket.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2017 21:39:38 GMT
I hear that the new Kindle will have a case made entirely of wood to ward off potential lawsuits. It should be made of lead. Tougher to steal. A real bitch to stuff into your pocket. I don't even like the word "kindle." You know, it's "dull," which is boring. And a "kin" in front of it. KIN-DULL. I mean, when you consider the other choices, "kindle" is actually pretty disappointing.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2017 22:40:08 GMT
It should be made of lead. Tougher to steal. A real bitch to stuff into your pocket. I don't even like the word "kindle." You know, it's "dull," which is boring. And a "kin" in front of it. KIN-DULL. I mean, when you consider the other choices, "kindle" is actually pretty disappointing. But it sounds like "Kendall", like Kendall Jenner. You're a fan, right?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2017 22:49:48 GMT
I don't even like the word "kindle." You know, it's "dull," which is boring. And a "kin" in front of it. KIN-DULL. I mean, when you consider the other choices, "kindle" is actually pretty disappointing. But it sounds like "Kendall", like Kendall Jenner. You're a fan, right? Is that the transgender one or the pansexual one? I'm losing track.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2017 22:50:40 GMT
But it sounds like "Kendall", like Kendall Jenner. You're a fan, right? Is that the transgender one or the pansexual one? I'm losing track. It doesn't matter
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Post by rudiger on Sept 27, 2017 1:20:13 GMT
But it sounds like "Kendall", like Kendall Jenner. You're a fan, right? Is that the transgender one or the pansexual one? I'm losing track. I think Kindle Jenner is the pangender one. Or maybe it's Kindle Gender.
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